6/21/08
[while hiking back to the car]
[the group passes two different hikers]
[on one of the hiker's hat Richie read the letters "FBI'']
[Richie reads the captions on the letters "Female Body Inspector'']
Richie: -_____-'
6/18/08
[everyone was leaving]
[seniors were shaking hands, huging and tearing up]
[Alvin and one of his friend were "shaking hands" but instead they were just holding eachother's hand]
[it was a sentimental moment between them,still holding hands]
Wayne: okay... this is looking gay now
Monica: yeah! XD
6/18/08
[Wayne was eating his salad]
Wayne: I heard that croutons [that bread stuff in the salad] make your niples go black
Richie: O_O [that came outta no where]
[Richie looks at his salad, the krutons Wayne was eating were black]
Richie: . . . and the ones you're eating are black . . . what color would come outta that?
Wayne and Richie: O_O' . . .
6/18/08
[at the buffet]
[the seniors were discussing what positions should be given for the remaing 3 Skills members] {Richie,Brandi and Cristine}
Monica: okay then we'll ask them a qustion!
Alvin: alright!. . . If you were on a deserted island with a person of the opposite sex with leaf. OH and you're both naked! What would you do?
[Monica was filiming this, goes to Richie]
Richie: wah!? I dunno!
Brandi: . . . how big is the leaf!? XD
Cristine: I wouldnt even be in that situation!
Richie: Oh oh! I got it! I'd burn the leaf to keep the both of us warm and that flame would be our signal for help
[Richie won ^^b but in the end they just gave up and random gave positions]
Monica: Okay your president [Cristine] Your VP [Brandi] then your secretary [Richie]
Richie: Okay Cristine is pres so that hows out. I'm pretty lazy...How about you Brandi?
Brandi: I'm lazy too!
Richie: then its good! ^^
6/18/08
[at the buffet]
[Mr.Saccone was promoted to "babysitter" because he had to watch and spoon feed Mr.Hong's baby son when Hong went to get food]
Hong: [sniffs] Ahhhh. . . Who knows how to change a diaper?
[Saccone raises his hands]
Saccone: BUT. . .I'm not free
Everyone: LOL
6/18/08
[ROP]
Hong: let seeee.... I know only two people here. You and Richie lol Richie there was born the darkroom.
Class: LOL
Hong: he came out of the developer or something. okay so lets going around and give us something about yourself
[started going around the room]
[gets to Sandy]
Sandy: umm.....I was dragged into this class because of him [points at Richie]
Richie: [his turn] well as you've heard I was born in the darkroom, somehow comming out of the developer. I like photography because...
6/17/08
[at the observatory]
[Richie was looking at the periodic table and pressing the buttons that revealed the elements]
[the buttons were'nt working well for Richie so he started to slam them]
Tim: Richie! Stop banging the buttons!
6/17/08
[going to watch a movie]
[Movie starts at 2:25 it was currently 1:45]
Richie: if we're gonna eat we should hurry...
Tim: its okay Rich we're eating at Panda Express, Faster then the real ones!
6/17/08
Crash #1
[same trail from the tree crash]
[Richie rides...goes faster...faster...faster...]
Richie: Sh** i hate this slop-
[his bike falls over and Richie slides on his ass, check his youtube for that vid]
Crash #2
[Richie goes down the highest hill]
[goes faster...faster..faster..FASTER]
[Richie hits the every end of the slope but he was bikeing with one hand {filming} and it was to hard so his bike flips over making Richie hit the ground hard]
Lady that saw Richie crash: Are okay!? [running to Richie with her kids and cute dog]
Richie: [didnt want to worry them so he quickly sits up] I'm fine! ^^ . . .
[Richie stands up and gets a suddenly pain in the back]
Lady: you bleeding...
Richie: it'll go away. Thank you ma'am
[Lady checks Richie back out cuz she was worried and her kids got Richie glasses and water and flew off of him]
Richie: Thank you ^^
Lady: becareful
[Richie goes to Tim]
Richie: okay lets go
Tim: are you limping!?
Richie: Lets go!
6/15/08
[Father's day]
[phone rings]
[Justin picks up and listens he then gives the phone to Richie]
Richie: hello?
Kevin: Hello? Uncle Tom, Happy Father's Day!
Richie: . . . umm I'm not a father yet dude LOL
Kevin: Godamn it man you sound just like you dad
Richie: LMAO
6/14/08
[at the sea]
[Richie was standing on the rocks]
Richie: I'am RIchie! MAN OF THE SEA! MUHAHAHA
[waves suddenly comes in and splashes Richie]
Richie: -_-' . . .
6/14/08
[while fishing]
[Group goes to the rocks and tries to fish there. After a while Richie stops fishing and starts taking pictures. He then discovers this huge hole/cave in the rocks and decides to explore...]
Richie: I'm going in...
Tim: okay Rich [Richie starts climbing in the cave] What!? you mean it?
Richie: yup [goes in]
[Richie went through a series of slimy moss, bugs and water that came in the cave, but it was COOL]
[As Richie was trying to climb out of one it's holes his butt gets suck]
Richie: O_O! shit! [gets out and tries to climb out of a deeper hole]
[Richie finially makes it to the top BUT hhe pressed his back against a boulder and pressed his legs again another [so Richie's body was floating right on top of a deep hole +}O{+
The plus signs are the boulders, the ''O'' is his body and the underlined part is the huge hole]
Richie: Tim! Tim!!!! [trying to call for help] O_O' [losing grip] I'm gonna fall!!!!!
Tim: hm? Oh Richie there you are? You didnt answer.
Richie: Help me! I'm gonna die! O_____O'''''''''
6/13/08
Due to major exhaustion and lazyness the events of Richie's end of the year party was kinda out....but we had alot of fun! XD
6/13/08
[In the morning, warning bell rings so everyone gets up]
Richie: wait! This might be the last time we see each other since there no lunch today
[everyone agrees]
Richie: So lets do the POWER RANGER!
[Richie sticks his fist in]
[SUPRISINGLY Joseph, Hanh, William, Michelle and Brian does too]
Richie: Alrighttttt, I'll see you guys again!
[eveyone leaves]
6/12/08
[before first bell rings]
Richie: hey Jenny!
Jenny: hi! [gives Richie tea bags she promised]
Richie: looks...like crack XD [since it was in a plastic bag and all]
[at home hours late]
[dad uses Richie comp, sees the bag on the tea bags on the desk]
Dad: O'_'O! Richie...what is this?
Richie: -______-? ohhhh....sniff it
Dad: .....[sniff]...thai tea?
Richie: ^^ looks like crack doesnt it?
6/11/08
[at Garvey Ranch Park]
Richie: This is Maddness!
[William kicks]
[Richie rolls down the hill]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOXJQevJETo
6/9/08
[Richie was trying to remember the 50 states and capitals soo he goes online]
This is where he learns it from; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY
6/9/08
[Richie along with others help Martinez return books to the book room. When they return Martinez gives them two dollar becase she was grateful to them]
Richie: omg...I can take this...[yet he keeps it]
[hours later, Richie was at a pet store buying a new light bulb for his fish tank]
Lady: 23.99
[Richie gets out his wallet]
Richie: $22......AH! [reaches into his pocket and pulls out the $2 Martinez gave him] Omgsh....Thank you Ms. Martinez =']
6/8/08
[at Tokyo Lobby]
Lady gives Richie his meal]
Richie: Arigato gozaimasu [thank you]
Lady: Hai, dozuo
[when Richie was leaving]
Lady: You speak Japanese, becuase you talked to me
[time stops]
[Richie's mind: Not got! I cant tell her that I learned it all because of anime O_O'']
[time moves again, Richie turns around]
Richie: oh..I learned it from my friends
Lady: ohhh!
6/5/08
[ROP]
[Richie was taking pictures in class]
Richie: San Gabriel students! [pointing his camera at them]
[at the same time Minh covered her face with a binder, Stephine did the "peace out'' sign and Yen looked up]
[It was a pricless picture]
6/5/08
[lunch]
[Richie goes to the career center to turn in something]
Mr. Nguyen: ah! Richie [greets and talks on] So what do you plan to do after school?
Richie: go home.
Mr.Nguyen: No! I mean after you graduate!
Richie: Ohhhh
[ROP]
Aaron: hey Richie.
Richie: yeah sup?
Aaron: hey what are you doing after school?
Richie: going home.
Aaron: Nahhh I mean after highschool
Richie: oooooo..... [somewhere in Richie's mind he's thinking "I swear, I heard this somewhere today..."]
6/4/08
[Richie was walking to class]
[he was walking behind a couple]
Guy FOB: [speaking chinese] but saying "wattapol"
[his girlfriend couldnt pick up what he was saying]
Guy FOB: wattapol! wattapol!
[Richie finally understood, that guy was asking his girl if he wanted to go to a water park during the summer, so Richie...]
Richie: [suddenly cutting between them] Water-Park!
Girl: .....oh!
6/3/08
[4th period]
[Richie was about to eat a beef stick that Kerry gave him]
[Richie opens it....]
Student #1: Richie! I need help
[Richie helps her out and comes back outside]
Richie: ahhh [about to bite it].....
Student #2: hey Richie, I didnt get photo paper.
Richie: -_o... okay
[helps her out and comes back out]
[Richie was about to take a bite again....but]
Student #3: You Richie, can you him me cut my photo paper?
Richie: -_-...
[goes to help him out and after that Richie gives up cause there was like 3 people waiting on him]
[Richie watching people work]
Richie: mmmmmMmmmmm.......[stomach aching for food]
Stacy: [seeing Richie] Whats wrong?
Richie: .....[slowly looking at her]..my beef stick...-_____- [which was still clutched in his hand]
6/1/08
[at the park filming project]
[Vasin and Richie got permission to quickly film a scene on the stage that was about to be used]
Richie: [yelling to the guys on the hill] VINCENT, Bring tripod!
[they get the stuff]
Vasin: oh we need a knife for this scene..get the scissors!
Pamela: okay! [runs back up the hill]
Vasin: AHhhh we're running outta time, lets just do this!
[film for like 3 secs and quickly get out]
Pamela: [running back down the hill] I got the scissors!
Everyone: (^-^ )' ...
5/26/08
Diana: yooou, did you do it ? did you do the quiz ?
Richie: what quiz
Diana: we have a quiz tomorrow.
Richie: ooooo
[Almost at the same time both Dianna and Richie said;]
Richie: shit.
Diana: richie: OHH SHIT!
Richie: lol
Diana: LOL!
[just remembered]
[Mr.Lai was talking about UV rays]
Lai: soo as you know in the summer many girls go to the beach and they dont have much clothes on
[Richie who was doing something else said to himself..]
Richie: Yeah... ^_^
[class stares at Richie, especially the girls]
Richie: O_O UMM.....its nothing! ^_____^ '
Girls: -_-
Guys: ROFL LOL HAHAHAHAHA
5/25/08
Lesson Learned: Dont ever fall asleep in front of the computer, ESPECIALLY if you're watching some horror anime! [if you're wondering what happened ask Sandy]
5/24/08
[everyone gets to the top of the montain. The mountain everyone was on is called "Echo Mountain" known for returning echos for anyone that yells into the valley]
[Richie went first]
Richie: hmmmm I'll try this, I LIKE PIE!!!!
Echos: I like pie...I like pie....
Tim: 3.14! [gets echos]
Peter: TIM IS AWSOME!!!
Richie: hmmm I dont hear an echo...
Everyone: LOL
Tim: you know who we need?
Richie: who?
Tim: Sandy
Richie: ROFL yeah she'd make a loud echo! XD She'll even cause a rock slide for the people down below lol. I though she'd ever come up here though O_O/
5/24/08
[while mountain hiking]
[Tim and Peter were talking about how it was dangerous when walking under a radio tower in the mountains]
[as everyone was hiking....they all made it to the radio tower]
Tim: okay lets go! [Tim, Mr.Tam and Peter runs under the tower]
[Richie, who was taking pictures, just walks under the tower]
Richie: [looks around] guys? [looks up to find himself under the tower] OH SHIT! [sprints outta there]
5/23/08
[during 2nd period]
[Richie was talking to Charlie and Anna when suddenly...]
Ms.Martinez: Richie.
Richie: [suddenly jump up] Yes Sir?????
[everyone/ Martinez stares at Richie]
Richie: O_O!!!! OHH CRAP LOL SORRY SORRY SORRY!!! LO SIENTO LO SIENTO!!!! I didnt mean it! XD
Martinez: ahhuh sureeee
5/23/08
[during the festival of learning]
[Daphine and some of her friends comes to Richie so that he can sign something for them]
Richie: [after signing] you know I can get this group here to all sign for you.
Daphine: sure! that'd be great!
Richie: [loundly accounces getting Everyones attention] Hey guys! I want you all to sign this. Signing this will help the you, the students and your country!
Everyone: sure! okay.
[the thing they're sign is an evaluation for their animation XD]
5/22/08
[It was rainning like crazy!]
[Richie goes to Jeb's shop]
Richie: they issued a flash flood warning in Monterey Park, Diamond Bar and the LA county. We've also got a tornado that hit Riverside!
[Jeb just continued to work]
Richie: hey were you listening!?
Jeb: Yes
Richie when what did I say?
Jeb: Flash flood in Monterey Park...Diamond Bar...LA.
Richie: and what happened in Riverside?
Jeb:...............fire? lol
[shop goes silence except for her laughter]
5/22/08
[Richie sees a firetruck]
Richie: OMG! [takes out camera]
[starts sprinting after it, while it was rainning]
[later one...Richie comes home]
Richie: [aims Sandy] I've been proven wrong.....firetrucks are faster then humans...
Sandy: ROFL
[just remembered]
5/14/08
[5th per]
[Ling was drawing cyniders]
[andddd as usual the class makes fun of her drawing]
Richie: man we should are play pictionary one day LOL
Ling: -____________________-'...I can draw..
Richie: draw a giraffe.
[silence...]
Ling: [mumbling to herself] I know a giraffe looks like but i dont know how to dra.... [continues to teach]
5/17/08
[after comming back from the parade]
[Richie goes and aim and talks to Jenny and Sandy]
Richie: two hours of standing in the sum! woot woot!
Sandy: ROFL
Jenny: You're crazy
Richie: I was taking pictures the whole time XD andddd I was standing in the spot where I got all the attenion. Sooo all of the hot women in the cars started at me XD
Sandy: ROFL u wish
Jenny: LOL
Richie: they did!!! They even waved!
Sandy: LMAO I just thought of something HILARIOUS BUT SAD xD
Richie: what...?
Sandy: I dont wanna tell u
Richie cuz its sad huh?
Sandy: yep
Richie: well Sandy being with you alot, I get alot of emotions
Sandy: lmao
Richie: Saddness has yet overcome me XD....mostly pain....fromy your slaps -_-
Sandy: well it'll cause u pain n sadness
5/17/08
[playday parade]
[Richie was taking pictures]
[cars pass by with signs saying "Repetto class of 1963"]
People in cars: Hey guys! Class of 1963!!!![cheers]
[random moment]
Richie: Reppetto Class of 2005!
[all the people in cars look at Richie]
Old people: ..............YAYYY!!!!!! [all cheers at Richie]
5/16/08
[Richie was in his room]
[Richie aims Ryan]
Richie: gahhh I'm so bored. I'm gonna just walk around
Ryan: now?
Richie: nothing to do here, just sitting in this room of heat
Ryan: same.
Richie: I'd rather be otuside chasing chicks and taking pictures! XDDD
[Richie outs up his away message and goes to get his wallet. When he comes he reads...]
Ryan: wth!! chasing chicks without me!?!
Richie: lol
Ryan: what kind of friend are you D:
Richie: I was kidding about that
Ryan: XD
Richie: but it could happen! XD
Ryan: LMAO! loser
Richie: Hey! you too XD
Ryan: XD
5/15/08
[6th period]
[while doing the cannon lab]
[person shakes the bottle but nothing happens]
[class just stares at the 2 liter bottle for like a minute]
Lai: okay we need a dumb guy to pop it
Wassem: I'll do it!
Lai: Ah! you qualify
Class: LOL
[Wassem squeezes the bottle and it suddenly explodes]
5/14/08
[while walking in the hills]
[Richie was just causally walking, he turns and SUDDENLY sees a dog! At the same time both Richie AND THE DOG jumps back cuz they freaked out each other]
[When Richie jumped back Elton kinda shoved him towards the dog for protection LOL]
5/14/08
[6th period]
[while class is going on there was a couple right outside the door talking about their lives]
[Lai pauses class for a moment and goes to the door]
Lai: excuse me, you are being too loud we can hear all of your secrets
class: lol
[yet after Lai's message they ignore him and continue on]
5/13/08
Richie's EMERGENCY
[early in the morning, before Elton picks Richie and Aaron up, Aaron gets coffee for Richie]
[Before Richie could enjoy it Elton comes. Richie quickly guns down HALF of the cup and dashes to Eltons's car]
[class goes on, 1st period and then 2nd period]
[by the end of period 2]
Richie's mind: ...I needa use the restroom
[goes to 3rd period, but didnt bother to ask to go cause he knew that he could hold it till 4th period]
[BUT during 4th period a bunch of guys took Hong's hall pass and went for a stroll]
[Hong finds out]
Hong: FROM now on I wont sign hall passes to restrooms!
Richie's mind: HOLY SHIT NOOOOO,I gotta go.....
[4th period ends]
[Richie goes straight to the restroom]
5/12/08
[while watching anime]
[Richie hears something going "Bom....Boom...BOOM" and SUDDENLY! Richie's screen flashs off and everything around him goes dark]
[first thing on Richie's head] Richie: FU** my anime!!!!!
[black out]
[Richie grabs a candle and his cell ,goes outside and calls Aaron]
[while outside talking to the neighbors, the lights finally came back on]
Richie: Yes! my internets back! [sprints back into the house]
Nieghbors: lol
5/10/08
[5th per]
[Addie throws a paper ball at Leti and Lings sees it]
Ling: Addie go pick it up
[Addie lies of another students desk to reach over and get it off the floor]
Ling: Leti why was he do that to you?
Leti: cuz hes retarded
Ling: Besides that!
Class: ROFL
5/6/08
[ROP]
[the group of girls were being too noisy so Mr.Hong gave the class an extra assignment]
Miranda: why do I have to do this, I was just doing my work!
Mr.Hong: we're a team, we go down together
Richie: [to himself] lol its funny cuz its comming outta you...
5/5/08
[at Richie's house]
[Tim was trying to play the piano but Aaron's music, on the computer, was too loud]
Tim: umm...thats distracting.
[Aaron quickly turns around and turns off the SCREEN]
Richie: -_-....stupid....
[Aaron thens turns of the volume]
4/27/08
[everyone was playing Rock band]
[Richie was SINGING]
[while he was singing everyone would screw with him]
[in the second song Richie was seriously screwing around and started to change the lyrics]
Song: Dirty little secret
Richie: Aaronnnnnnnnn WH-AT iSSS you DIRty Little SECRET!!!??
4/27/08
[Richie's party]
[Sandy comes over]
Dad: RICHIE! where are your manners?!
Richie: WHAt?
[dad kicks Richie in the ass]
Richie: wth!?
Dad: arent you gonna introduce...?
Richie: [sigh]...OKAY EVERYONE!
[everyones goes quite and looks at Richie]
Richie: My name is Richie Subintr! Welcome to m-
Dad: NOOO One cares about you! I mean her!
Richie: O_O.... [sighs again] This is Sandy
Family: Hi Sandy, Hello!Hey!
Dad: no one wants to know you
Richie: -_- I'm gonna sit in the corner...
4/24/08
[Jessica was at Richie's house]
[while Richie was taking pictures of her work, Jessica calls Sandy. She starts to mess with Sandy on the phone. She then gets Justin to mess with her. Later on he calls her again and suddenly says "you're gay" and hung up]
Richie: OIII dont say that to her! [chills] she might take it out on me.....
[During the party{4/27/08} Sandy finally meets Justin]
[Justin screams and runs away]
[just remembered] 4/18/08
[at Jenny's Brawl party]
[Jenny and Charlie weren't playing soo Richie wasen't being killed off]
[Richie somehow had 4 lives left while everyone had around 2 or 3]
[later on....]
#1.Amy: [walking by] Why are you soo good?!
[while Richie was looking at her his character walks off the platform]
#2 and #3 [Sandy died early so she got Fenrir and held him in front of Richie's face, Fenrir kept on licking Richie's face soo he couldn't see anything]
Richie: AHHHH Fenrir Stop!!! This is worst the item in the game {where the dog covers the screen} [Richie dies like twice becuase of this]
#4 [Richie gets stuck under the platforms and falls [loses]
4/17/08
[around 6:00PM]
Mom: Richie! what happened to my flowers? looked like someone was walking in them!
Richie: uhh....well someone came to our house today...and she was sniffing your flowers....
Mom: SHE!?!?!? O_O
Richie: uh....yeah...she was really cute lol, just came over to play I guess
Mom: OMG!!! [runs to dad to tell what happened]
Dad: Richie! you got a girl!?!
Richie: LOL no! it was the neighbor's dog! XD
[back at around 3:00]
[a husky was running around the lawn playing with Richie, it suddenly goes to the flowers and starts sniffing and walking in it]
Justin: oooo what do we tell mom?
Richie: O_O iono...
4/16/08
[at lunch]
[Richie was messing with Sandy and ended up getting stabbed in the leg with a compass]
Richie: AHHHHHHH
[bell rings and Sandy leaves]
William: whoaa what happened?
Richie: I got stabbed with a protractor!
Thomas: protractor? I think he meant compass
Tim: Wow...looks painful
William: well, now we know that Sandy doesnt just physically hurt him but mentally damages him too
4/14/08
Sandy: I'm tired
Richie: then go to sleep, I'll wake you up later
Sandy: psh
Richie: wait....thats suicide, waking up Sandy is like running into a lion's den with a horn
4/14/08
Mr.Hong: soo how was it? [state]
[Richie goes over some of the stuff that happened]
Hong: ...soo did you meet any girls [eyes shines]
Richie: hehe...that would depend on what kind of girls your talking about [eyes shine]
4/14/08
[4th per]
Richie: Hey June, what did you guys do on Thursday and Friday?
June: huhhh you were here?
Richie: What!?! you didnt know
June: LOL, wait [goes to Ashlyn] hey was he here on those days?
Ashlyn: iono was he?
Richie: Omfg! [runs to the door] Amy! was I here Thurs/Fri?
Amy: ummmm yes!
Richie: -_-. . .
Amy: O_O I mean No! I was looking for you!...lol
[Richie starts asking anyone that walks into the door, and only two people noticed...depressing...]
4/11/08
[we didnt have any food at the hotel so we were going to an asian supermarket]
[while driving. We ended up lost and in some residental area]
[the bus randomly stops in front of a house with a Latino family having a BBQ outside XD]
Bus driver: [opens the doors and screams to the family] ?Donde al supermercado?
[this is a WTF moment cuase a bus full of asian students with a latino driver pulls up to a latino family having a BBQ is asking for directions to an asian market!]
4/11/08
[a quite moment...]
Shion: guys...I need you to know something.
Richie: ...you're not gay right...
Shino: no. I want you to know...that drinking during pregnancy is bad.
[He just said that because he was reading a warning sign by his head]
4/12/08
[at Black Beards amusment park]
[ Aaron and his friends were looking for a ride to get on]
Saccone: This is the shortest ride. [points to the bumper boats]
[The bumper boats are like 10 mins per cycle and there were like 5 groups ahead of them]
[Yet, Aaron and his friends get on...not knowing what thy're in for]
Saccone: whispers to Richie, four more suckers! hahaha
4/12/08
The Judging day
[Richie was waiting in the hallway for his turn]
[door opens...and suprisingly Richie sees Kevin [refer back to regions competitons]
Kevin: okay, who wants to go next? You guys will have to wrestle it out for your turn.
[Kevin looks down at Richie but shows no expression]
Richie: ~_~ did he forget?
[Richie was the LAST person for the competiton]
Kevin: [opens the door] What?! you didnt wrestle?
Richie: what? XD
Kevin: lol glad you made it here.
Richie: We meet again.
[shakes hand and Richie goes through the door to present]
4/12/08
[Saccone was trying to call the other adviser to take pictures of his students, but the advisor was being lazy]
Saccone: psh, Baddd advisor!
Zen: well, what have youbeen doing, I dont see you taking pictures.
Saccone: well, thats why I brought two photo kids.
Richie: [just listening in] lol....Hey XD
[just remembered]
3/30/08
[at CVS, Richie was looking at picture frames thinking that it'd make a nice present for a friend]
[William comes buy]
William: what are you looking at
Richie: ooh just thinking [without looking, Richie randomly picks up a frame and shows it to William] that this would make a nce present for a friend.
[the fram Richie was holding in his hand said "Grand Children]
Richie: O_O
William: O_O....LOL! Whoaaa Richie you're thinking ahead!
Richie: NO, this is just- I just...
William: lol I know man, but this would make a better present if your getting one for a girl [he picks up a frame that says "I love you."
Richie: lol
[and during all this we had Aaron wait in line for us XD]
4/5/08
[riding back from Jenny's house Richie stops by Jeb's shop]
Jeb: hey go deliver these fruits to your Aunt
[Richie deliever and comes back, he then comes back home. The kids threw a toy on the roof so Richie went up there to get it. The already tired Richie threw the toy BUT the wind kicked in and the toy flew into the tree!]
Richie: AHHHH [starts stomping on the roof and blurting out randomness]
[Because of his stomps the bee hive by him was disturbed... so bees started to attack him]
Richie: AHHHHHHHHh ITS ON ME, [pulling off his shirt,running up and down the roof still..... and for the records the kids were watching this and were getting a kick outta it, but RICHIE WASENT!]
[Richie had two choices...jump into the cold pool water from the roof or jump off the roof and land on the cement....]
[A bee buzzes in Richie's ear, Richie runs towards the pool but suddenly turns, stand on to the ladder, and jumping off of it landing on the cement]
4/5/08
[at CVS]
[at the checkout line, lady looks a the pocket album Richie wanted]
Lady: hmm.... cant find the price tag, Mr. Pablo do you know how much this is?
Mr.Pablo: $7.99
[Richie starts panicking in his mind cuz he did have enough]
Mr.Pablo: wait, [walks alway]
Lady: lol he thinks he knows! lol
[Pablo yells from like 3 isle back "$4.99!"]
[Pablo comes back hold like three one them]
Pablo: which one do you want? [still yelling]
[Richie yells back]
Richie: THE BLUE ONE!!!
Lady: lol you heard him, he wants the manlier color!
4/1/08
Richie's Scary MOM
Richie's mom [Jeb]: Go call Elton, Aaron and Tim we're going out to eat breakfast
[Richie makes the calls, Aaron and Elton was going but Tim didnt answer his cell or house]
[Aaron called and said that he didnt want to go]
Jeb: I'm gonna get him
Richie: O_O!?!?!?
[Jeb goes to Aarons house and SOMEHOW got him to come out]
[Elton then calls and says that he couldn't go]
Jeb: Richie give me your cell phone
[Jeb talks to Elton's mom.....Elton comes out and gets in the car]
Richie: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO HER!?!?
Jeb: Nothing! I just told her that we're going out to eat! Did you call Tim yet?
Richie: he didnt anwer his cell nor house...
Jeb: ....we're going to his house
Everyone: NO! ITs okay!
3/30/08 -3/31/08
[Sunrise was at 6:09]
Richie: guys....we made it...
[everyone looks at the window and sees the blue sky outside]
[William, Tim and Richie goes outside to see the sun]
Richie: I guess we're all gonna collasp the second we get inside]
[goes back inside, Richie was about to go to sleep but Tim comes in]
Tim: Rich....I'm not sleepy, lets go run around the block!
Richie: No, that'll screw up our day, go to sleep!
Tim: ah...alright
[Richie comes out to wash his face, he sees Tim fast asleep]
Richie: ....and he was just talking to me like 20 seconds ago....
Casualties: Richie when tired - his right eye suddenly got itchy so he put an eye patch on
Tim: got louder and louder and clumsier
William: fell asleep and snores XD
3/29/08
[For dinner Richie eats pho, about an hour later he eats another bowl of pho.....after that]
[on aim]
Richie: ommmmfg my stomach really really hurts, I over ate...
Jenny: And, why am I not surprised?
Richie: heheh...did someone tell you or something? My friends always say "Richie's the guy of guy that would eat his favorite food even if he's food poisoned."
Jenny: LOL no I figured that out myself.
3/28/08
[on aim]
Richie: brb I'm gonna go make food
Sandy: lmao you and your instant noodles
Richie: O_O
Sandy: LMAO I know you too well
Richie: oh yeah, then what I'am I doing right now?
Sandy: eating instant noodles and watching anime!
Richie:.....too well....
Sandy: lmao
3/25/08
[ROP]
[Richie goes to his locker]
[When he was walking back to class he saw Mr. Hong by the door with a huge sheet of glass in his hand]
Richie: what are you doing?
[Richie looks outside,, Mr.Hong was using that sheet of glass to reflect light into the janitor's head]
Richie: -_-...
[Mr.Hong continues to wave the glass around trying to get the janitor's attention, but the janitor never turned around]
Mr. Hong: tch, I wanted him to get me food....
3/23/08
[Richie was talking to Anna online]
Richie: you failed! you failed as Anna
Anna: I'am Anna!
Richie: NO, from now on, you have been demoted to "Ann" You lost an "A"
Anna:HEyyyy this isnt Hang man!! lol
Richie: Too bad Ann and you better not push it cuz you only have two letters for you last name! [Ha]
Anna: rawrrr Now I'am angry! I want my "a" back!
Richie: calm down Ann
3/18/08
[Richie was doing his hw]
Thomas: Richie! 5 0 Its Sandy!!!
[Richie quickly turns around but sees nothing]
Richie: -_-
[later]
William: Sandy!! [points]
[Richie turns around but sees nothing again]
Thomas and William: LOL
William: dont worry Richie when I see Sandy is when I turn Christian XD
[moments later]
Thomas: 5 0!!! 5 0!!!!!
William: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!!
Richie: [getting seriously annoied] yeah yeah...
[Suddenly, Richie feels a book on his head]
[Richie completely freezes]
Richie: guys....
Thomas and William: we were trying to tell you!!
Richie: "5 0"!?! "the power compells you"!?!?! I though you were screwing with me!!!
[Richie slowly looks up and see Sandy....]
3/17/08
Richie's day
[lunch]
Sandy: BAKA hurry up and do your hw! [smacks Richie in the head]
Richie: dont call me a baka, bakaido!
[Thomas gets up and smacks Richie in the head]
[Sandy joins in and smacks Richie in the head again]
[later on at home]
[Richie was playing around with his mom]
[gets smacked in the head]
[dad comes home]
[Richie makes fun of him]
[Dad tries to kick him, Richie blocks but suddenly gets smacked in the head]
{my hand really hurts so I dont wanna type up the "how Richie got hurt" story so I'll just list them}
- 3rd period Muhammad plays a prank on Richie, grabbs his nose and twist!
- 4th period Richie's hand gets burned by mixing chemicals, due to ink on Richie's hand "ANNA =]"
-Smacked by Sandy countless times while doing hw
-Sandy screams in Richie's ear [everything sounded like the mosquitos ring tone for the next 5 mins
-Daphine writes "calm down" on Richie's burned hands {Richie was going through a rush}
-door opens hitting Richie's toe
-Justin gets Richie in the face with a nerf gun
3/14/08
[At Jenny's house playing Brawl]
[Charlies chooses Pikachu for one game and owns Richie and Ryan]
Ryan: Richie, for the next game pick Pikachu!
[the next game]
[there were 3 Pikachus and Pit {Jenny}]
Richie: Ahhhhh I cant tell which one is my Pikachu!!
[in the end Charlie still owns Ryan and Richie]
Ryan: MANNN Pikachu is a rigged character!
Richie vs. Starbucks bottle
3/13/08
[Richie brings stucks bottle to school]
[4th period]
[Richie wanted to drink some but the bottle was shut tight]
[Richie fights with it for about 5 minutes]
Richie: Damn it! Kerry you try!
[Kerry fights with it, but couldnt get it to open]
[Wilson walks by and see Richie and Kerry at it]
Richie: here [hands it to Wilson]
Wilson: lol okay ^_^
[Wilsons tries to open it facial expression >:o]
[Wilson take the bottle to the sink and turns on hot water]
[leaves it in hot water]
[STILL couldnt open it]
[Stacy sees Richie, Kerry and Wilson at it]
[Richie gives to bottle to Stacy, Stacy tries]
Stacy: D< ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
[Mr.Hong walks by seeing Richie, Kerry, Wilson and Stacy trying to open the bottle]
Richie: wanna try?
[Mr.Hong walks faster]
[everyone gives up]
[class ends, Richie walks out of class holding on to bottle]
Richie: This sucks
[Richie grabs the cap and suddenly hears a "PSHHHHT"]
[the bottle opens]
3/12/08
[begining of 3rd period]
[Ryans runs into the class]
Ryan: Mr.Nielson can I use the restroom?
Nielson: sure, just fill out that pass there
Ryan: Richie, I need a pencil!
[Richie gives him one]
[as Ryan was writting]
Richie: Faster!! Ryan faster! For the sake of children and childrens childrens, WRITE!
Ryan: STOP RUSHING ME!!!!
[Ryan fills out the pass and runs out of the room, forgetting the teachers signature]
Richie: oiiii, he forgot....
Nielson: Nature was calling him.
3/10/08
[2nd period]
[Richie was being....himself]
Richie:[grabs a box] Say Hello to my little friend!!!!
Anna: you dont have any friends [says it so clearly]
Richie: O__O [froze]
Nathan: omg you sooo mean Anna
Charlie: Yeah Anna that was mean
Richie: [to Charlie] you were mean too, you called me a slut!
Charlie: that isnt mean, thats funny! XD
2/29/08
[Skills meeting]
[Saccone was going over the State competitions]
Saccone: now I orginally the price for the hotel rooms were 125 dollars but I donated blood signed some deals and got a good price....
[everyone leans forward]
Saccone: $115
Everyone: ........only 10 dollars off!!! we still have to pay $100$
[going over categories]
Saccone: now for the photo guys [looks are Richie and Shion]
you guys like the guinea pigs because Mr.Hong never had anyone made it this far before.
[just remembered]
[Richie walks out of 3rd period to use the restroom]
[as Richie was walking he hears a bird's chirp, one that hes never hear off]
Richie: ahh its Spring....
[looks up and sees the bird....getting humped by another bird {the strange noise Richie heard}
Richie: ......its definitely Spring.....
2/30/08
[while taking pictures]
[Richie sees a squirrel]
[Richie takes out his camera but the squirrel runs up the tree]
Richie: noo no come here, come here
[the curious squirrel actually approaches Richie]
Richie: omgg
[Richie gets closer and closer, but when Richie points the camera at it it would run up the tree]
[Richie tries again and again]
[Finally the squirrel stays in the tree]
Richie: Fine!
[Squirrel takes a SHIT and almost hits Richie]
[later on Richie tells Jenny about the squirrel]
Richie: the last squirrel threw nuts at me, this one tried to take a crap on me!!!
Jenny: LOL I know what you mean [points at Navi] Everytime we'd go to sleep she'd leave a gift on my pillow
2/29/08
Part 1
[6th period]
[Mr.Lai was talking about energy and atom bonding]
Mr.Lai: okay.... Richie! Hes a superhandsome guy
Richie: LOL I wish
Lai: Richie wants to find a girl friend so he runs up and down the hall way
Class: LOL
Richie: oooo that was last week! [just playing around]
Lai: but the hall way was empty
Richie: oh...that was last week....
Class: LMAO
Lai: if there is no girls in the hall way then there can be no reaction....[ect]
[later on]
Lai: Then Richie tries something else, he becoems smarter, he runs up and down the hallways during passing period
Richie: O_O! Good Idea!
[Lai goes on...Richie nodds his head]
Daphine: Dont take note of it!!! XD
Lai: but when Richie bumps into a girl what do you think will happen?
Class: He'll get smacked! Rejected!
Lai: yeah, he get the bad words, and that is an improper reaction.
Part 2
[later on....]
Lai: now Richie is in a bad mood so I send him outside, luckily Ms. Hake and Myagkova also send out three pretty girl. Richie talk to one but she said, "sorry but I have a boyfriend" Richie talk to another pretty girl but she said "I'm sorry, I really like you but I'm pregnant. Then he talk to the last girl and she really like him but said that she is a "heshe". So that is a bad collision, atoms can not bond without a strong collison.
[the class was dying with laughter the entire time]
[later on when 6 period ends]
Kerry: Hey Richie wasen't that embrassing?
Richie: a bit XD
Jerry: have you ever ran up and down the hallway before?
Richie: Yeah! lots of times
Jerry:!?
Richie: when i have ROP the halls are empty so I though I'd give it a try, for "kicks and gigles"
Jerry: ROFL
2/27/08
[2nd period]
[everyone was doing class excericses]
[Richie was by the window fooling around when he suddenly saw Mr. Yamanaka [the principle] walking up the ramp]
[Richie yells to the class]
Richie: EVERYONE LOOK GOOD!!!!
[Richie sprints to his seat making everyone go "wtfs gotten into him?"]
[Yamanaka walks in and gives a notice to Martinez]
[Richie cracks rght in front of him because of his success]
[Yamanaka hears Richie's crack and gives him the "wth wrong with him" look]
[Richie tries REALLY REALLY hard to hold in the laugh]
[Yamanak leaves....Richie explodes]
Class: LOL
Richie: hoooooh that was freaky
Martinez: Did you do something bad to him before...?
Richie: Nooo
Martinez: Richie pull your nose 3 times
Richie: ....? okay [does it]
Martinez: see you're not scared anymore right?
Richie: lol
Class: ROFL
2/26/08
[ROP]
[Saccone was the "teacher watching the class" {you'll see why I typed that in a moment, just keep reading}]
Saccone: well, I'm Mr.Saccone, I teach Drafting, Arch.....ect [goes on]
[a friend came into the class and starts talking to Richie]
[the last thing Richie heard from Saccone was "I'm just here to watch to guys, Richie is your sub today"]
[Richie turns around]
Richie: !?!?! what you guys were serious!?
Saccone: well your're in advance so you've been nomiated for this.
Class: hahahahaha
2/26/08
[2nd period]
[We were all doing class exercises and it was popcorn]
[after Megan was done with the exercise she picks Richie]
[Richie does the exercise and picks Steven,cuz he picked Richie last time >D]
[Steven does the exercise and then picks Andrew]
[Andrew suddenly picks Richie!]
Richie: !?!?!...fine [does the exercise]
[after Richie does the exercise he picks Andrew...for revenge >D]
[after Andrew does the exercise Ms. Martinez breaks in...]
Martinez: umm....Dont pick Richie this time pick someone else.
[Andrew picks someone else soo Richie chills. After a while, it was Anna's turn. When she was done she picked Charlie]
Charlie: We had a deal!!! [he broke out]
Class: LOL
[When Charlie was done he picked Richie AGAIN]
Richie: whaa.....
Martinez: lol, you're really popular.
2/22/08
[3rd period]
[Vanessa got a paper ball and attempted to throw in into the trash can from her seat but missed. She tried again...and another two times.]
Nielsen: lol
Vanessa: what? you think its funny you try!
[Vanessa gives him the paper ball]
[Nielsen throws it...]
[the ball hits the ceiling , thats was when everyone went "awww", bonces off the ceiling, hitting the wall and THEN boncing into the trash can]
Everyone: WHOAA LOL
2/21/08
[Richie was walking home to get his bike and on the way he saw Shion]
[Richie wanted to say something but he was listening to his music]
[Richie stopped and turned around to say hi, Shion was about to look up and see Richie but he suddenly pulled out his ipod and changed the song [looking back down and walking past Richie]
[Richie gives up and walks to his mom's shop a second later Shion walks in]
Richie: wth? what are you doing here
Shion:....hair cut.
[silence...]
Richie: o this is my mom XD
Shion: Hi.
2/21/08 {please read the one under to get it}
Mr.Hong: Richie I ming be gone on Tuesday and Thurdays soo your going to have to sub the class
Richie: What!?!
Girl {I've yet to learn her name -_-'}: Yeah Richie {yet she knows mines...-_-'} we've have decided! That you'll be the sub for the class!
Richie: When was this!?
Girl: when you were sleeping and almost got slapped in the head ,lol
2/19/08
[ROP]
[Mr.Hong was about to give another lesson and of course Richie already knew all of that stuff so he decided to go to sleep]
[the lesson goes on.... Later, there was a knock on the door which woke Richie up]
[Richie thought it was a student so he knocked back and THEN opened the door, it was the ROP counselor]
Richie: O_O
Mr.Hong: next time he does that just smack him on the head
Lady: haha
2/10/08
[Richie was walking around in the street fair]
[Girl was talking to a man with the CUTEST puppy in the world]
Man: why, isnt she the cutest thing ever, whats her name?
Girl: She's my daughter and her name is Sandy. Shes a good girl but she bites sometimes
Richie [who was just listening in]: ROFL I know a girl like that too...
[later that night, Sandy reads the puppy thing]
Sandy: FUCK YOU
Annie: I luv de story tho
Richie: ROFLLLLLLLLL
Annie: its hilarious, it does match her
Richie: wait....so is this the sis or the evil one?
Annie: sis
Richie: oo hey lol
Annie: Sandy says FU
Richie: LOL
Annie: she also say she doesn't bite, thats a lie
Richie: LOL
Annie: she doesn't bite but she shur hits like a guy, hurts like hell
Richie: true to that
Annie: I get bruised up
Richie: yeah I know -_-...
Machine vs. Richie
Part 1
2/5/08
[Richie didnt eat breakfast or lunch and its finally break time for ROP {5:45}]
[Richie runs to the vending machine]
[Minh first buys her stuff, then Richie. BUT as the spring was turning the bag of chips got stuck]
Richie: no way -_-'
Minh: its okay [she puts in another dollar to buy one for Richie]
[The spring turns pushing the one that got stuck out BUT her bag of chips gets stuck]
Minh: oh.......
[Richie starts to bang and kick the machine]
[Diana and her friend comes by]
Richie: EHHH Diana Give me a dollar!!!
Diana: I dont have a dollar, I have a 20. [gives Richie the 20 CASUALLY and walks off]
Richie: ._. ....
[a group of guys then came to the machine to buy some stuff]
Guy #1: hey man we'll help yo' out
[him and three of his friends starts to push the machin around but nothing happens]
Guy #1: Hey, [addresses his friend which was a really BIG guy] help us push man. One push can trip the damn machine over
Guy #2: eh f*** you I'm not fat
Guy #1: [adresses Richie and Minh] well dude we've done what we've can, sorry
Richie: right man thanks.
2/5/08
Part 2
[Richie wouldnt give up even though Minh said that was what the machine wanted]
[after a few mins Minh returns holding a huge metal bar]
Richie: O_O!!!
Minh: use this!
[Richie tries but the bar was too fat to fit]
[Tim then comes]
Richie: TIMMMMMMM GIVE ME A DOLLAR!!!!!!!
Tim: okay Riche you remember the rules of a dollar. One one is ten push-ups [ect]
Minh: hey Tim...can I borrow a dollar?
Tim: okay!
[Minh gives the dollar to Richie]
Tim: .......
[Richie puts in the dollar, spring turns pushing the stuck one out BUT another one gest stuck]
Richie: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Minh: Richie its okay!! Lets go!
Richie: No NOOOO
Tim: breaks over we have to leave
Richie: [walks away] I'll be back.....
[silence]
Richie: OMFG!!!! the room is open now I can get my money from my wallet!!!! [Richie runs to his wallet and gets 20 cents]
[Richie already had 60 cents from all the change the machine gave him]
[Richie puts in the coins one by one, pushes the button...spring turns pushing the stuck one out AND making another come out!
Richie: [screams out] YESSSSSSSSSSS YESSS
Guy just walking by: ........
[Richie goes back to class]
Richie: Guys!!! I did it!! $3 for 4 bags of chips!!!
[Richie eats]
Richie: ahhh the taste of victory.....
2/4/08
[2nd period]
[watching a movie]
[theres a scene where the guy doesnt listen to the girl and everything goes wrong]
Anna: Man! guys suck!
Richie: [who was soo into the movie] I know!
[..............]
Richie: wait what!?!
Anna: AHHA :]
2/2/08
"For the past 3 weeks I've walked the maze of finals and competitons....today I've walked out with the minotaur's head."
- Richie Subintr
2/2/08
Richie's amazing story
[Richie goes to Skills competiton]
[Richie's competition ended really early soo he had 3 hours to blow]
[after an hour of waiting Richie gets bored and wanders off]
[Since he was on the 3rd floor he could see the baseball game in the distance]
[A guy suddenly comes up to Richie]
Guy: Watching the ball game?
Richie: yep
Guy: oh lol...our team sucks
Richie: hahaha
[silence....]
Guy: I'm Kevin presi......[Richie wasent listening]
[Kevin shakes Richie's hand]
Richie: I'm Richie
[after a bit of talking]
Kevin: well Richie see you later [runs off]
[As Richie was walking back to the drafting room he stopped to look at some pictures in the frames]
[He then sees a huge picture of a guy giving the the tumbs-up with a medal, meaning that he went to nationals, it was Kevin]
Richie: O_O!!!!!
[a few hours later at the award cermony]
[Richie sees Kevin giving out gold medals to people for he was the president of the student skills organization]
Guy on mic: and from Mark Keppel High.....Richie Subintr, gold metalist
[Richie goes up to Kevin and shakes his hand]
Richie: second time today dude lol
Kevin: I'll see you at State.
1/31/08
[while talking to Jenny and Sandy]
Richie: Because I suffer from ST...[thinking]
[Tim breaks in]
TIm: STD!?
Jenny, Sandy and Tim: ROFL
Richie: NO STM [Short Term Memory]
1/31/08
[at lunch]
[Jenny and Sandy comes over]
Sandy: you're short!
Richie: D< I'm not short! I'm taller then you by like an inch!
Jenny: your hair!
Richie: this hair is nothing [puts his hand above his hair, then puts hand on head....hand sinks]
Richie:...1/2 an inch
Everyone: ROFL
1/31/08
[Second term of photo ROP begins]
[the entire class but ONE person {Minh} stayed meaning that everyone else is new]
[After Mr. Hong gives his speech/life story/ect]
Mr.Hong: Richie! Did you clean off the blood stain in the darkroom?
Richie's Head: blood stain......wait, this must be another one of his pranks -_-...okay w/e
Richie: oooo that, it was kind of hard to scrape off, it was everywhere!
[the entire class was closely listening....]
Mr.Hong: well hopefuly they wont notice it, Okay everyone! I'll give you a tour of the darkroom.
[as Richie walks away everyone started to ask him questions]
Girl: hey hey is there really blood in there?
Guy: hey, how blood get in ther
Inner Richie: they all believed me.....>D
1/28/08
[while Richie, Tim, Vincent and Hanh were out going to bowling]
[Richie crosses an intersection and turns around to talk to Tim]
[When Richie turned back he almost tripped over a fire hydrant]
Richie: WHOA! LOL I though that was Vincent
Hanh: LMAOOOO
Vincent: WHAT!?!?!?
1/28/08
[Richie,Tim and Vincent were at Hanashima and they were waiting for Hanh to show up]
[The lady comes and puts the tea where Hanh should be sitting. Richie grabs Hanh's chop sticks and sets in in front of the tea {it looked like an offering at some shrine}]
Vincent: Hanh died...
[Richie suddenly sees Hanh in the parking lot]
Richie: Everyone!!! pray! pray to the tea!!!!
[Hanh walks in, and sees Richie, Tim and Vincent praying]
Hanh: What..the...hell??
1/27/08
[Richie was trying to fill out a form but there was one question that stomped him; What are your strengths and Weaknesses?]
[Richie filled out his strengths but had no clue for the weakness part, so he went Jenny and later Tim]
Jenny: The fact that you KNOW its gonna rain and you dont do anything to keep yourself dry
Richie: .....soo how would you put that down on paper?
Jenny: lol I dunno
Richie: I dont even know my own weaknesses...I could think of the small things but they arent really significant. I think there could only be one person that knows my weakness but she isnt online...
Jenny: lol
Richie: the evil hime....
Jenny: Saaaandy~
Richie: [chills]
[Richie later found his answer when he asked Tim and it was completely obvious ><]
1/27/08
[please read 1/24/08 to get it]
[as Richie was walking to his tutoring place it starts to pour]
Richie: -_-...[grabs his cell] Hey Jenny? Look outside because its rainning again!!!
Jenny: lol
[1/24/08 it was rainning as he was walking home from Garvey Ranch park, 1/25/08 it was rainning when Richie was walking back from the hills, 1/26/08 it was rainning when he was walking around Garvey Ranch park AGAIN taking pictures, and soo 1/27/08 it was rainning when he was going to his tutoring place.]
Richie's mind: does the wheather have against me?
1/25/08
[3rd per]
[Nielsen was giving out oranges]
[Richie gets an orange]
Brian: hey, you dont need the knife to cut it open?
Richie: nah nah, I've got nails to do that
[Richie cracks the orange open with his nails, but suddenly orange juice squirts in his eyes]
Richie: >< AHHHHHH ORANGE JUICE, BURNS!!!!
Brian and Ryan: LOL
[just remembered]
1/23/08
[Richie and Tim were in the living room watching a movie]
[the phone rings...]
Richie: Ahhhhhhh I dont wanna get it.....I'm not gonna get it ....nah, most likely some dumb machine
[phone continues to ring]
Grandma: RICHIE I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, GET THE PHONE!!!!
Richie: -___-
[Richie gets up and answers the phone]
Richie: -_-...hello?
Person: Hi! is this Richie?
Richie: yeah.....
Person: This is Mr. Nguyen [Richie's ROP counselor]
[Going through Richies mind: HOLY SH**]
Mr. Nguyen: Richie, you still have the packet! Its due tomarrow! Please give it to me tomarrow after school
Richie: YEs Sir!, I'll bring it right alway!!!!
Mr. Nguyen: okay then. Well once again congratulations and good luck on your finals
Richie: Yes sir, thank you sir
[once again in Richie's mind: this is bad....I have to finish my resume and cover letters -.-]
1/24/08
[Richie was at Garvey Ranch Park]
[it suddenly starts rainning...]
Richie: crap [he was getting bored soo he called Jenny]
Richie: Yo! Hime! its rainning
[after a while it starts rainning harder]
Richie:....omg! its rainning!!
Jenny: hahah your gonna get soaked
[Richie starts running while still on the phone]
Richie: 4 more blocks to go! OMFG I'm in the middle of the street, there are no trees for cover and its rainning even harder! [a few seconds later] OMG!!!! a tree!!!...........a palm tree...
Jenny on the phone: LOL, I bet that if you go under a tree ligthning will strike and it'll be on fire
Richie: lol okay soo as for today, I'am anti dog [two dogs barked at Richie already] anti rain, anti wind [getting windier] and anti tree. Someone up there hates me!!
Jenny: lol you're going to get sick
Richie: idiots dont get sick, ask Sandy about that lol
1/21/08
[While fishing....]
[Tim was getting sea sick so he was pretty screwed up]
Richie: I think I got a nibble!!!!
Tim: what? you got a nipple?
1/20/08
[Richie was out talking pictures of the city]
[Suddenly! A Fire truck was about to pass by]
[Richie quickly drew his digital camera but it didnt have the batteries inside since they were being charged at home]
Richie: DAMN! Of all times!
[Richie quickly drew his film camera at the last second and got a picture of the firetruck passing by]
[now thats a quick draw!]
1/10/08
[During ROP]
[Richie had energy since he ate soo he was singing in the dark room]
Richie: ALL NIGHT LONG, AH HUH! ALL NIGHT LONG!!!! YEAH!!!!
[girl walks by]
Girl: calm down
[Richie, still singing]
Richie: CALMING DOWN!!!! AH HUH!! CALMING DOW-...huh?
1/10/08
[break time during ROP]
[Tim was playing with a pen/ruler thing]
[it breaks]
Tim: =[ Rich, nothing that's fun lasts forever.....
Richie: nothing does......
[silence....]
1/10/08
[during ROP]
[Girl was standing outside]
Richie: not comming in?
Girl: ohh I'm waiting for people to take a picture
Richie: ohhhh [looks around] Hey there one over there get her!
Girl: but...how?
Richie: well,shes in the parking lot so use the cars for cover then when she walks by hit her! [said the wrong thing]
Girl: O_O I dont want to take a picture of a dead person!
1/10/08
[during 4th per]
[Richie was helping out others]
[Amy comes to Richei for help]
Richie: hmmmmm check you light, make sure that its focused and.....why is that baby crying?
Amy: ohhh lol because I made him sit on the potty....
[later on...Amy comes back for help]
Amy: Richie,should I use another negative since this one isnt good?
Richie: let me see your negatives, I'll see wats wrong
[While Richie was exmaining her negatives he noticed..."man...all of these kids are cry,wth did she do to them?"]
1/8/08
[Passing per to 6th]
[Richie was about to enter the class room but Madeline was right behind him. He stops to let her go first. They both stand ther waiting for one of them to move...]
Richie: Ladies first
Madeline: Age before beauty lol....
[silence...]
[Brian comes out of no where]
Brian: we cant go in?
Richie: ooohh no no [grabs Brian] Get in there!
Brian: I dont want too! [thinking that somethings up]
[Madeline walks alway,being called by a friend so Richie just goes in]
[Richie puts his back pack down and when he looks up he sees Madeline]
Richie: !?! where did you...[looks at the other door] ohh.....
Madeline: lol
1/6/08
[at ABC cafe]
[Hanh and Richie were reading the menu while Vincent went to the restroom]
Hanh: O_O!
Richie: ? wassup?
[Hanh points to the menu and it said "Fried wonton"]
Hanh: I though that said "Fried women" lol
Richie: if only!! LOL
1/3/08
[on aim]
Richie: MAnnn my mom actually signed me up for tutoring and I have to take some test tomarrow at 4 BUT I'm playing ball at 2 tomarrow
Anna: LOL U LOSE
Richie: lol I was just talking with a friend and we've changed the play time to 11that means that we can play longer!!!! BUTTTT I have to wake up before 11!!!!
Anna: lmao U LOSE
Richie: so thats my plan for tomarrow, whats yous?
Anna: Project HAHAH xD
Richie: LOL u lose! and thats when the tables have turned XD
Anna: LOLOL
1/1/08
Richie: I need to make a new years picture just like the one I make for Christmas, but I dont have any props any ideas?
Sandy: omg if u have fireworks
Richie: I do...but not the kind to play with....lol
Sandy: i was goin to say light them up n then take a pix n tpye in happi new year dont be a baka n play w/ fireworks LMAO
1/1/08
Richie: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!
William: HAPPY NEW YEARS, MAY YOUR LIFE END EARLY
Richie: wth?
William: Dont hear that ofter do you? :P spur of the moment sorry.
Richie: well your not the first I'll tell you that XD
William: Yeah I know.
12/31/07
[on AIM]
Scott: maybe for this year you should spen new years with your family instead of your computer watching anime
Richie: LOL I've still have 2 hours XD
Scott: lol good point
[later on]
Scott: you have an hour and 20 minutes]
12/28/07
[after watching one episode of X, Richie was left off on a cliffhanger. On this cliff hanger one of the characters says that hes a "gemini", Richie had no idea what mean]
[Richie aims Jenny]
Richie: SYLIN!!!!! what is the meaning of "Gemini"????
Jenny: huh? you mean like the sign?
Richie: no, the other one. I know it has something to do with a relation but I dont know for sure
[Jenny gives Richie a link for gemini of wikipedia]
Richie: Tchhh you can just tell me, but now I have to read!
Jenny: I'm wowing LOL
Richie: well anyways Thank You Sylin [bows]
Jenny: lol
12/24/07
[Richie was extremely bored]
Richie: gahhhh...I guess the only thing to do is to give Jenny the comic...but after that its back to boredom....=-=
[After comming back from Jenny's house Richie stops by his mom's shop]
Jeb [Richie's mom]: Richie!!!! go deliver the mail!! Go to the post office now!!!
Richie: -__- thats completely the other way...
[after Richie was biking back from the post office he stops at a light waiting to cross]
[a couple walk over to Richie]
Man: excus' doo you speak english?
Richie: yes sir, how can I help?
Man: can you take a picture of us?
Richie: sure!
[Richies mind:heheheh you guys asked just the right person!]
[by the time Richie was done taking their pictures the light past so he had to wait for it again]
Richie: =-=
[Richie goes back to mom's shop to report in]
Jeb: ahhh Richie go to the bank for me!
Richie:.......NOOOOOOO [runs out of the shop]
Mom: LOL I'm just kidding!!
[just rememebered]
12/19/07
[During that ASVAB scoring]
[The navy guy was giving out the results]
[as he was passing them out he suddenly stopped...]
Nay Guy: HOLY SHIT [yes out loud]
[Navy guys looks at Tim]
Navy Guy: did you discover gravity or something!?!?!?
[just remembered]
[3rd per]
[Brian, Ryan and Richie would always be talking about food]
Brian: I like steak..[he goes into detail about it]
[suddenly]
[Richie wipes his lips]
Brian: did you just drool!?!?!?!
Richie:.....heheheh.....
Ryan: wowwww someones hungry lol
12/20/07
[during ROP]
[the radio was playing the song "My Girl" by the Temptations]
[all at the same time Richie hears Mr.Hong start singing, Richie starts sing and then he heard Tim start singing]
Hong, Richie and Tim: "Well, I guess you'll say, What can make me feel this way? My girl, My girl, talking bout my girl"
[and again photo, just like summer, photo became choir]
12/20/07
[during lunch]
[Richie finds a stick on the ground that looks just like a worm]
[Richie grabs its and calles Tim]
[Riche held in hand and guestured for Tim to take it]
[Richie dropped it into his hand]
Tim: AHHH
Richie: LOL chill man its just a stick
[5th per]
[Richie goes to Sandy]
[Richie held it over Sandys hands and dropped them]
[Sandy squeled]
Richie: lol its only a stick
Sandy: omgggg [evil presence] YOU Picked on a Sick girl [getting closer to Richie]
[Richie Thinking: oi oi I gotta get outta here!]
12/18/07
[after Rop]
[it was raining REALLY hard and Richie had to ride his bike home]
[After a WET and harsh ride Richie finally makes it home]
[exhausted, Richie makes it to his backyard and drops to the ground. He was wet enough to make people think that he jumped in a pool or something.]
[Dad comes out]
Dad: Are you an idiot!?!?! ridding around the this weather! Take off your wet clothes and throw them in the dryer now!]
[Richie starts to undress right on the spot]
[he takes off his jacket, shirt, socks and pants so he only had his boxers on]
[after the throws them in the dryer he turns around and saw a woman watching him from the second floor in the house behind his]
[the woman noticed that she was detected and turned off the lights]
Richie: ~_~; was she watching me the whole time?
12/12/07
[Richie, Tim and Vincent were eating at Hanashima]
[after eating...]
Vincent: O_O!
Richie: ?
Vincent:.....hey how much was our meal?
Richie: lets see....all of our meals were like 7 something...so thats like $21 there, oh plus taxes.
Vincent:.......hey guys....I think were short
Tim and Richie : O_O!!!!!!!
[very tense moment]
[Richie's head: okay, if we all run out Vincent will make it since he doesnt have a backpack and hes really fast anyways. I can just jump out the window since I'm a ninja, but Tim!...he has a back pack and I dont know about him for sure....No No No as a guy, no as a man I will take the punishment! Besides if I run out I will never beable to come back and this is the closest japanese resturant around:'(]
Vincent: hey Richie how much do you have?
Richie: only $10
Vincent: Ohhh then were good! Good think we didnt order the drinks! ^_^
Richie: ............great!
[just remember]
[It was a Friday, Anna gives Richie a post it which was in a shape of a star. Richie then draws on the star making it look like some terrorist] {the stars face >:D}
[Richie didnt want it so he gave it to Anna, Anna slaps the star under Richie's desk]
[Monday, Richie comes back and sits down. He drops his pencil and when he was reaching for it he sees the star, >:D.
Richie: hahaha this is still here? [toses it the star back to Lisa]
[the next period, Richie opens his back pack and suddenly sees the star at the buttom, >:D]
Richie:....~_~ how did this get in there?
[4 per, Richie was getting out his binder, when he opens it the star was right next to his hw, >:D]
Richie: O___O;;
James: whats wrong?
Richie:...it was on the buttom of my back...how did it get in my binder....
James:huh?
Richie: its the cursed star from hell....and I made it...
[and to this day it is still in Richie's binder]
12/11/07
[3rd per]
[Neilson was talking about the military service act during WW1]
Neilson: who here wants to be a soldier?
Richie: Ryan [says it out as a joke]
Nielson: Ryan? Okay then he can answer the next question.
[Richie turns around thinking "O SHIT O SHIT" and started whispering "sorry sorry sorry!!!"]
Ryan: >:o
[after Ryan answers the question]
Nielson: okay, now Ryan who you do want to do the next question?
Ryan: Richie!
12/6/07
A line to remember;
"Let him try....you know me, when a guy says "You wanna die?" I say "You wanna try?"
-Richie [while aruging with Sandy]
12/1/07
[SAT day]
[the exmainer was checking the calulators]
[everyone in the class has some huge dark graphing calulator as for Richie, who has a tiny,red 99 cent calulator]
[exmainer comes up to Richie and looks at his calulator]
Exmainer: ...cute
11/29/07 {jusr remembered}
[during ROP]
Minh: Mr.Hong where is the restroom
[Hong along with other students try to give her directions but she didnt get it]
Richie: okay okay do you want me to take you to the restroom?
[all the girls in the class stares at Richie]
[Richie suddenly notices that he said the wrong thing]
Richie: NO NO NO,uhhh I didnt mean it that way!!! I was just gonna go myself... [gets more leers] ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!! Okay okay forget it, as I guy I know I cant do that!!! ummm Get another girl to take her!
Mr.Hong: ~_~?
[in the end Jennifer took Minh]
Richie: @_______@;;
11/29/07
[During club meeting]
[William would be making parodies of movies and they would all have names with one of us]
William: we need to think of one for Aaron...Bourne...Aaron
Richie: Aaron idenity? lol
Tim: Aaron Supremacy
Everyone: LOL ewwww
Tim: LOL Aaron's Ultimatum!
Everyone: LOL
So far all of the movies we've come up with are
-Timinator , Timinator 2 judgement day, Timinator 3 rise of the Tims
-Cheddarbot with such characters as Cheddar Prime and Butterfly
- Episode 1 The Phantom Hanh, Episode 2 Attack of the Hanhs, Episode 3 Revenge of the Hanh, Episode 4 A New Hanh [everyone went OMFG when they heard that one], Episode 5 Hanh Strikes back and Episode 6 Return of the Hanh [everyone: NOOOO!] Characters such ar these are;
-Luke - Joseph
Anakin - Herman
Han Solo - Hanh
Chobacca - Aaron [big and hairy!]
C3PO - Brian [he almost looks like him]
R2D2 - Tim [the smart little guy that can destroy]
Obi-wan - Hanh [he comes back O_O]
Mace Windu - Richie [or Mace Windex]
Yoda - Vincent [sooo him...short and hiliarous]
11/22/07
[5 per]
[since we all got new seats]
Ling: I'm going to go around and ask you if you all know your group memebers.
[Ling comes to our table, she asked Richie, Gaby, James and then Hellan]
Ling: [to Hellan] what's his name? [Richie]
Hellan:....Richard?
Ling: this group is the last one out.
[Ling comes back later]
Ling: whats his name?
Hellan: Ricky?
Everyone: LOL
Gaby: WAIT WAIT Ms.Ling she has a crush on Richie!
Richie: WTF!?!
Gaby: Thats his nick name she think hes cute!
Ling: .....nope! this group is the last out!
[just remembered]
[Richie gave Ryan a site, Fact on Ninjas]
[later on]
Ryan: "a Ninja's tear and cure cancer, too bad they never cry!" Richie I will make you cry!
[Richie comes back from being AFK]
Richie:....wth?
11/25/07
Richie: I need 5 chemical ways to save energy!
Jenny: Hmmm Good luck!
Richie: Good luck!?!?!?!?
[Richie puts that convo as his away message and he went off to panic somewhere else]
[Ryan then reads the away message]
[when Richie came back t the comp....]
Ryan: sounds hard HAHA i should wish you luck too LMAO
[Richie almost falls off his chair]
11/24/07
[Richie wanted a website that would help him in Spanish]
[Richie ask Diana, she didnt want to give it away if Richie told someone else]
Diana: do you want the website?
Richie: yes
Diana: if you tell people i will
Richie: I wont!
Diana: AND I SERIOUSLY WILL slice your **** off and feed it to the dogs and make you look at them while they eat it. IF NOT I'LL MONSTER REBORN T-REX AND MAKE HIM STOMP ON YOUR ***** WHEN YOU SLEEP HELL'LL SQUISH IT SO HARD, IT'LL EXPLODE! Thats gotta hurt...sounds painful...
Richie: sooooo are yoou gonna tell me or keep telling me random stuff of horror? -_-'
Diana: FINE IM SORRY
[Richie gets site]
Diana: NOW PUT THAT IN YOUR INFO OR MY PENGUIN WILL POP OUT AND POKE YOUR EYES OUT!
11/13/07
[walking out of ROP] {Dark already}
[while Richie and Kevin were walking the other guys from class were using the flash on their to blind Kevin]
Kevin: AHH Stop! Richie get your camera out
Richie: way ahead of you!
[and in the darkest there were flashes that kept going off]
[Kevin gets flashed]
Richie: RETURN FIRE! [flashes with his camera]
[the cars that were drivng by stared at them and had that "wtf" look on their faces]
11/10/07
[while fishing]
[Richie was standing under a tree]
[somthing suddenly falls on his head]
Richie: wth? [looks around and sees nothing]
[somthing hits him again]
Richie: hmmm??? [looks around again but doesnt see anyone]
[again something falls on him, but this time on his head]
Richie: WTF!?! [hears something above hime]
[it was a squirrel that was eating a nut or something and was dropping its shells on Richies head]
Richie: -_-......
11/9/07
[During prep rally]
Richie: Where the hell are all the juniors!?
Ruben: ah hell, just sit here its right in the middle
Brian: yeah this is a great spot
[alter on]
Person on the mic: Where are all the freshmen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO
Person on the mic: Sophomores?
Sophomore Crowd: Yeah!!!!!
Person on the mic: Juniors!
Junior crowd [which was on the other side]: YEAH!!!!
[at that moment we all knew we were in the wrong spot...and the place that wasent called yet....]
Person on the mic: SENIORS!
Senior Crowd [everyone around us]: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Ruben: Shit were in the wrong place!
Brian: what do we do?
Richie: guys! Shutup! were behind enemy lines!
11/8/07
[During ROP]
[Richie and Kevin were talking about paintballing]
[Richie then brought up, what would happen if you were shot with a frozen paintball]
Kevin: OMFG, shit man like when you shot with one of those you'd start to bleed. Then you'd want to shoot that F***** back, run up to him and tackle him down. Then you want to ripe open the F*****'s mask and shove your gun down his throat and pull the triger. Then.....[it goes on and on and gets ever worst O_O]
Richie: .......holy shit.....O_<
[11/8/07]
[while setting up for food festival]
[Richie was stirring the HOT sauce]
[Wind blows, Richie gets a full scent of the sauce]
Richie: WOWWWW thats spicy
[Richie smells the sauce again and again until RIchie could take no more]
[Wind blows again, scent of sauce gets into Richie's nose]
[Richie starts coughing]
Terry: Richie! are you smelling that stuff again!?
[during food festival]
[wind blows....sauce gets to Richie's eyes.....his eyes starts tearing up]
Guy: are you okay?
11/2/07
[3rd per]
Nielson: Oh! your on your knees
Student: ?
Nielson: a guy shouldn't be on his knees, cause that either means that hes proposing or begginf for forgiveness
[5th per]
[Richie goes over to Sandy's desk to get help]
[since there were no chairs Richie got on his knees]
Richie: oops! I shouldn't have done that
Sandy: done what?
Richie: well, today Nielsen told us that a man should never be on his knees cause that means that hes either proposing or begging for forgiveness
Sandy: LMAO
11/2/07
[at Sierra Vista]
William: Richie! Take off your pants!
people around the area: WTF??
William: I'll take off my pants too!
people around the area: !!!!!!!!!
Richie: okay okay
[both takes off pants]
William: you play first, I need to tighten my shorts
[Richie starts playing basketball]
10/31/07
[while trick o' treating]
[some kids see Richie, who was dressed up as a ninja]
Kid #1: Hey Hey look! its Kakashi!!! Thats cool!
Kid #2: but he doesnt have white hair
Kid #1: but hes looks cool!
[later on]
[Richie Aaron and Justin meets up with those kids again]
Kid: Hey are you Kakashi?
Aaron: hes just a wannabe
[Richie would get him, but not in front of the kids]
Richie: I'm just a ninja ^^
10/30/07
[ROP]
[Tim made a really cool plane out of wax paper]
[after a while Mr.Hong takes out his REMOTE CONTROL HELICOPTER]
Richie thinking: now I know what he does when hes bored -_-
10/30/07
[ROP]
[Mr.Hong was teaching everyone how to load film in the darkroom and to do this he had his eyes closed]
[Richie takes out his camera and takes pictures making fun of him]
[Grace make all these funny signs on his head]
[3 mins past and Mr.Hongs eyes were still closed] {he was having trouble sliding it in until finally}
Mr.Hong: AH its backwords! Richie!!! I thought you had me covered!
Richie: I was working on it! XD
10/30/07
[at lunch]
[Richie takes out fried rice]
Richie: ooh guys, I'll share some with you ..but you need a plate or somthing.
[Han uses his lunch tray]
[William looks around and found nothing EXCEPT for the milk carton in his hands]
[William the rips the carton open and uses it as a cup for the rice. He finally has a cup but no spoons or anything. He then got 2 straws and uses them as chop sticks!!!!]
[throughout lunch no one could help but crack up]
10/30/07
[1st per]
[Richie and Sandy we working until Sandy started marking Richie with her pen]
[after a few times of being marked]
Richie: Thats it!!!
[he takes out a piece of paper and wrote:
"We the people [Richie] will now declare war on Sandy. We shall stand our ground and fight back. She started the war, we're [Richie] ending it!
-Richie Subintr
Leader of the Richie army
P.S. no mercy! [unless asked for]"
Richie: This is MY declaration of Independence!
[Sandy take the paper and writes "I ACCEPT I WILL CONQUER"]
[later in 5 period]
Sandy: hey I showed it to Jenny...
[Richie takes the letter and reads "Jenny's on SANDY'S SIDE"
Richie:.....damn
10/27/07
{Read the one under this joke to get it}
[Richie tells Jenny about what happened at Serra Vista]
Jenny: Bird poop is NOT cold! *points at bird sleeping on tv*
Richie: LOL of course you would know XD
10/27/07
[at Sierra Vista playing basketball]
[While Richie was practicing by himself....]
[a flock of birds flew past him]
[Richie suddenly heard splashing and William going "Ahhhhh that was cold"]
Richie's mind: OMG, William NOOOOOOO
[Richie quickly turns around and see William pouring water over his head to cool down]
Richie: @_@ phew
10/27/07
[while going to pick up William and fish]
Tim: Aaron be on your best behavior
Aaron: okay
[about 3 seconds on silence]
Everyone: LOL
10/25/07
[5th period]
[Ms.Ling was on with her drawings again]
[Richie started laughing]
Ling: RICHIE! DO YOU HAVE PROBLEM!?!?!?!
Richie: lol no no XD
Ling: well I do and its name is Richie
Class: LOL
10/24/07
[5th per]
[Ms.Ling was talking her drawings for the test]
Mr.Ling: I CANT DRAW! look that at! do you even know how hard it its even on a computer!?
[Richie looks at his test and then the shape, it was badly drawn]
Richie: ooo I thought the shape did look Lingish
Class: LOL
[Richie gets a "Ling stare"]
Ms.Ling: RICHIE WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!
Richie: [couldn't stop laughing] NOTHING NOTHING! XD
10/20/07
[Richie's dream]
[Richie was doing hw during 4th per, photo]
[Mr.Hong comes over]
[gets out red pen and starts writing on his hw]
Richie: O_O!!!!
Mr.Hong: your "g''s look like ''9''s
Richie: You're a photo teacher what would you know about grammar!?
10/16/07
[beginning of per 2]
[walks in class, really tired because he tried soo hard to stay awake in class]
[Richie gets to his desk and puts his head down]
[guys walks in class]
Guy: is he dead ? [Richie]
Anna: I dont think so....Lets draw on Richie!
[Richie's thoughts "yeah right, that'll get me up"]
[Richie suddenly feels a mark being used on his head]
[Richie gets up]
Richie: you were serious!?
Anna: lol XD
[later on, at the end of the period]
[Richie puts his head down and falls asleep]
[as time passed on....]
[Richie slowly wakes up feeling A MARKER BEING USED ON HIS FOREHEAD]
Richie: AHHHHHHHH AGAIN!?!?!? Charlie! is there anything on my head!?!
[Charlie directs Richie where to wipe his forehead]
Richie: man Anna's dangerous with a marker! I'm not going back to sleep! Not in this period!
Anna: LOL
10/13/07
Setting: BQQ Buffet, Richie sitting at the table surrounded by dozens [no kidding!] of empty plates and on his plate there was one last piece of short rib
Dad: hey, I told you to stop you'll get sick again, just quit it
Richie: cant give up [breathing heavily]
[this would be the part in the movie where the narrator would go; "and he sat there surrounded by the empty plates from which he devoured apon. On his own was one last piece of rib...."]
Richie: 300
[Narrator: 300 said Richie, for he had about 300 pieces. His stomach could take no more, his vision began to blur...but he knew that he would not give in]
[Richie grabs his chop sticks and shoves that piece of rib in his mouth, chewed and swallowed]
Richie to Justin: go...go to your friends and tell them the story of how one man held his last breath against 300 pieces of ribs and after that he had ice cream...
[Richie got up to get ice cream]
Dad: idiot....
[on the ride home Richie fainted]
10/6/07
[talking to Sandy on aim]
Richie: dude, ealrier I had a hugeeee fever but as I was watching anime I was laughing soo hard that I felt better!
Sandy: lmao
Richie: see anime is my cure XD
Sandy: I dont know what my cure is yet
Richie: a cute girl friend would be a cure too....but I'm still working on it.
Sandy: ROFL
10/5/07
[5th per]
[Ms.Ling was passing back everyones test]
Ms.Ling: A....A...almost A, Richie A, Richie I liked your binder. I told the other periods about it
[because on the cover of Richies binder it says "The Binder of Suffering! per 5 Richie S."]
10/5/07
[at lunch]
Vicent: hmm I wonder what happened to my shirt...
[Richie looks, it was dirty]
Vincent: I just noticed
Richie: [called the guys] Hey guys! Who can figure out what happened to Vicent's shirt?
William: he probably talked to a girl
Everyone [except Vicent]: ROFL!!!
[Vincent doesnt have the best experience with girls]
Richie's message to Vincent - DONT GIVE UP!
10/1/07
[During ROP]
Mr.Hong was cleaning the insides of some pipes]
Mr.Hong: watch out! there might be spiders.
[he takes the pipes outside and sprays the inside with bug spray]
[only one spider came out]
[later Mr.Hong turns on the air pump and blows the inside like crazy]
Richie: what is he doing?
Kevin: checking for more spiders
Mr.Hong: do you see anything?
[Kevin looks]
Kevin: its clean
Mr.Hong: they might be hidding
[blows more air]
Richie: arachnophobia?
Kevin: [shrugs]
10/1/07
[2nd per]
Anna: are you 16?
Richie: yeah
Anna: you're old!
Richie: umm...older then you!
Anna: but you'll die first
[deep blow to Richie]
Anna: lol fine lets change the word to "expire"
Richie: O_O! I'll expire first!?
Anna: sounds better XD
[after much thinking]
Richie: that doesnt sound better!
Anna: you'll taste sour and stink, lol
9/28/07
[4th per]
Kerry: did you know Mr. George married Mr.Nielson?
Richie: O_O!!! WHAT!?
Kerry: the first time I hear that I though they were gay too, but I meant that Mr.George married Mr.Nielson and his wife.
Richie: ohhh [sigh of relief] wait, but how did Mr.George do that?
Kerry: He went online and became a priest.
9/27/07
Mr.Nielson: tomarrow at 3:30 theres gonna be a free comedy show
class: ?
Mr.Nielson: the teachers ar going bowling
class: lol
Mr.Nielson: I use a 16 pound ball my way of bowling is to do as much damage as possible
[Richie to Bryan and Ryan]
Richie: Hey dudes, lets go pawn the teachers!
9/26/07
[2nd per]
[A nark walks in]
Nark: do you have a Justin Chan in here?
Justin: yeah?
Nark: lets go
Justin: do I bring my stuff?
Nark: bring it.
[Nark to class]
Nark: he might not come back for the rest of the year
Martinez: huh!?
Nark: LOL, dont worry little man I was just playing with ya little man, I dont know what they want you for.
[and he came in the room making everyone think that Justins in trouble]
9/25/07
[Richies internet was having problems]
Richie: Damnit!
[Richies been trying to get on an anime site that Bryan gave him]
[Richie tries again but it still didnt work]
Richies thought: hmmmm, this is a sign, go to sleep or complain to Bryan tomarrow
[3rd per] {9/26/08}
Richie: BRYAN!!! My internet died on my yesterday! I couldnt get on the site!!! WHY!? I was at it all night!
9/25/07
[after school]
Tim: Richie, remember let me borrow Saving Private Ryan
Richie: oh yeah, hey remind me tonight
[Prophet suddenly breaks in]
Prophet: if he remembers he'll call you
Richie: XD
9/22/07
[at a fishing derby]
Guy with microphone: We would like to recognize the Mark Keppel Fishing Club here with us today. Hey you guys in the corner eating hot dogs, get over here!
[Aaron, Tim and Richie walks over]
[guy hands mic to Richie]
[Richie was still chewing on his hot dog]
Guy: so how many of you guys are here today?
Richie: three [chewing faster]
Guy: Do you fish here offen?
Richie: ummm no not really.
Guy: ok....
[The guy asked Richie one last question but Richie didnt hear]
[Richie finally swallows his food but knew nothing to say but...]
Richie: We're the Mark Keppel Fishing volunteering for the Department of Fish and Game!
Guy:........ummm, okay
9/19/07
[5th per]
Mr.Nielsen: my x-wife told me that if I lost the mastache she would kiss me more, didnt happen. I had to get rid of my mastache. My x-wife didnt had to get rid of anything so I got rid of her.
Class: O_O!
[he wasen't kidding]
9/18/07
fact* Mr.Hong took awhile to learn Richie's name. When he did learn it he "played" with it
[first day of school]
[Mr.Hong was taking role]
Mr.Hong: hey! you're back!............
Richie:.....You forgot my name!?!
[some other day]
Mr.Hong: Ricky
Richie: its Richie.
Mr.Hong: oo ok
[other day]
Mr.Hong: Richard
Richie: its Richie -_-'
[Today during ROP]
Mr:Hong: Ricky....Richard....Richie!
[Richie turned around]
[Mr.Hong gave a huge smile]
Richie: He did that on purpose!... XD
9/16/07
[Richie and his family goes to an All You can Eat K-Ribs]
[Richie pigs out...a little too much]
[He eats to the point where he couldn't move nor talk]
[the manger of the store sees Richie]
Manger: are you ok? if you'd like I have some medicine?
Richie: its...."k"
[Dad had to drag him out of the place and leave Richie in the car]
[just remembered]
[3rd per]
Mr.Neilsen: you guys scared off all the girls, one of them just transfered out and the other isnt here.
[There were only guys in Richie's and Bryan's row]
Richie: yeah Bryan! you scared then
Brayn: What!? no it was Ryan!
Ryan: what? no!
Mr.Neilsen: Richie, maybe they all asked you out and you rejected them. haha
Ryan and Bryan: yeha Richie!
Richie: aww sorry guys lol
This years Teachers [Richie's]
Mr.Mielke - talks alot about life's lesson...and nothing else
Ms. Martinez - Richie's least favorite spanish teacher
Mr.Nielsen - work out freak and speaks in phrases
Mr.Hong - hilarious guy, favorite teacher now XD
Ms.Ling - wants all to suffer, cant draw a car
Mr.Lai - funny with chemistry
9/13/07
[Sandy opens locker]
[Richie finds an old note in there that says, "Love U, Expect more notes from me"]
Richie: [gasp] Someone loves me [lookes around]
[Michelle smacks him]
Richie: alright alright
[he shoves the note into the locker next to Sandy's]
Richie: there! someone loves this person now!
9/13/07
[day to sign up for lockers]
[Richie was to meet up with Sandy by 6:30, AND NO LATER!]
[Richie wakes up at 5:45. Gets dressed, warms up and stretch and leaves the house]
[while walking to school Richie checks the time]
[6:22]
Richie: shit! I cannot be late! I wont be late!!!
[he starts power walking]
[Richie gets there to find that She nor Jenny was even there yet. As Richie was waiting in line he saw Sandy walk across the bridge at 6:40]
Richie: =-=......
9/12/07
[6th per]
[Mr.Lai, going over fire safety]
Mr.Lai: if you are on fire I dont want to to running upstairs or somthing. Usually when people are on fire they would run away. Dont do that, ok? I want to the just stand there and scream I'll get to you
Class: LOL
Mr.Lai: if somone is on fire I dont want to the pour water on them, no it wont work on chemicals. If someone is on fire I want to to beat them!
Class: !?
Mr.Lai: I want you to beat them with a fire blanket or your sweater and if you dont like the person you can beat them harder!
Class: LMAO
9/11/07
[at lunch]
[Thomas comes over to talk]
Thomas: man there are people by me that do nothing but talk of Wow
Richie: lol I know someone that does the same thing...
[Richie was thinking of Jenny]
Thomas: Well, they were Jenny Tran and Charlie and the only reason I play WoW is because I'a good at it
Richie: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Richie almost ripped the paper he was writing on from the shock]
9/10/07
[per 1]
Mr.Mielke: who here believes that I can prefectly blance a ruler with the tip of ny finger? Using only a stapler and a rubber band?
Chris: by stapling the ruler on to your finger?
Class: lmao
[In the end Mr. Mielke rubber bands the stapler to the ruler and balances it]
9/10/07
[4th per]
[Mr. Hong talks about fire escapes]
Mr. Hong: when a really fire happens, you should know that we all meet at that tree. And when we are all safely gathered we can all watch the building burnnnnnn.
Class: lol
9/10/07
[5th per]
[Ms.Ling was tell a student to get her the hw]
Ms.Ling: Give To Me!
[the way she said it was hilarious]
Class: lmao
9/9/07
[while playing Big 2 at Richie's house]
[Richie only had ONE card left and it was the 4 of hearts]
[it was down to him and Elton]
[Elton had like 10 cards left]
Elton: Kings
Richie: pass
Elton: Queens
Richie: pass
[Elton puts down the J,10,9,8,7,6 and 5, he then throws down the 2 as his last card]
Richie: FUCKin Shit! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Elton/Aaron: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LMAO
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!
9/5/07
[at home]
[Jenny aims Richie]
Jenny: when's your birthday?
Richie: 4/30/91
Jenny: okay, I just got an agrenda so I'm filling it out rofl
Richie: already planning to jump me?
Jenny: LOL
[later on...]
Jenny: did you know what that ninja thingy said?
Richie: ?
Jenny: You know the ninja you gave me!
Richie: oo
Jenny: I didnt know until I asked my mom this morning, lol
Richie: what did it say?
Jenny: "Drive Safely" LOL or somthing like that
Richie: ROFLLL
Jenny: I'm gonna put that in my car if it doesn't break before then, cause I stuck it on my backpack XD
Richie: wow I should really look at things before I give them away XD
9/5/07
[per 1]
[Mr. Mielke was talking about construction and the school plans]
Mielke: so we all know contruction wont be done even after you guys graduate
Class: ahh what
Mielke: you guys get all the crap no joy
Class: ......
9/5/07
[per 3]
Nielsen: ok heres a riddle; "My grandma was a man until she was married"
[the class was silent]
Nielsen: anyone?
[Bryan raises his hand]
Nielsen: yes?
Bryan: did it have somthing to do with her guts?
Class: LOL
Nielsen: errrr, no
The answer the the riddle was that her last name was "Man" until she was married.
9/5/07
[per 3]
Nielsen: if you dont like this school because you think its bad then you should go home and look in the mirror.
Class: whoa
Richie: hey, thats good
Nielsen: if you think its a bad school, then do somthing about it to make it a better place.
9/2/07
[Richie talking to Sandy on aim]
Sandy: I know alot more then you
Richie: like what
Sandy: fashion
[Richie falls on face]
Sandy: food
[Richie falls on face]
Sandy: cooking good food
[Riche falls on face]
Richie got PAWNED!
9/2/07
FORMAL PARTY
Note* Richie doesnt really like formal parties because it is too much of a hassle wear nice clothes [for him XD]
[Richie goes to party wearing "formal clothes"]
[Richie comes home]
[Richie aimes Jenny]
Richie: Jenny...I have a confession to make
Jenny: O_O;
Richie: I just went to a formal party and IT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS THAT I TUCKED MY SHIRT IN!!! DUDEEEE IT WAS SOOOOO WEIRD!!!
Jenny: LOL
There were many MANY funny moments during my vacation BUT I dont remember them all.
8/29/07
[Richie was being stupid again]
[Before he'd cast off] {send out his fishing line}....
[Richie closes his eyes, takes a deep breath...]
[and yells out really fast]
Richie: Richie's Super, Awsome, Crazy, Sexy Cast!!!
[on the last day of houseboating]
Richie: I gotta make the best out of this day
[grabs his rod]
Richie: Richie's Extra, Awsome, Crazy Sexy, Ultra Cast!!!
8/30/07
[while fishing]
[Richie sees Tim swimming by the fishing line]
[Tim jerks the line making it seem like theres a fish]
Richie: Elton, pay no heed to that rod
[20 secs later]
Elton: OMG!
[Elton sees the rod and grabs in]
Tim: LOL gotcha
Richie: I said pay no heed to that rod!! Didnt you understand!?
Elton: no onecan understand your words!
8/29/07
[while fishing]
[SUDDENLY! Mr.Tam's rod gets a jerk]
[it suddenly gets pulled in the water]
Everyone: OMFG! O_O!!!
[the rod suddenly appears, being dragged by somthing]
[Richie saw that noone was doing anything]
[Richie pulls off his shirt]
Richie: AHHHH
[Richie belly flopped in the water]
[He retrieves the rod and Mr.Tam reels the fish in. It was a catfish]
Ivan: whoaa, not everyone would do that, especially if it is'nt their rod, lol
8/28/07
Tim: the bear went over the mountain
the bear went over the mountain
the bear went over the mountain to see what he could see
Richie: AHH shut-up you've been sing that song all day and its stuck in my head
[Tim starts humming the tune form the six flags commercial]
[Richie falls on face]
8/29/07
[housboating/fishing at night]
[Richie was about to take a picture of Elton]
[Elton is camera shy]
[Richie was aboutot press the button when suddenly Elton grabs the flash light and blinds Richie]
Richie: AHHHH [almost falling off the boat]
[when the picutre came out, it was a picture of Elton blinding half the picture]
8/17/07
[while playing basketball at the park]
[everyone was messing with Hanh by saying his last name first then his first name. "Tran Hanh"]
[Richie and Vincent was watching William and Hanh play while resting]
Richie: whats Williams last name? [thinking of Hanh's joke]
Vincent: I forgot
Richie: lol me too
Vincent: lets ask him, indirectly....
Richie: lol ok
[Richie calls William] {right in the middle of the game}
Richie: EH WILLIAM!
Vincent: whats your dad's last name?
Richie: ROFL {literally he was on the ground}
William: ?
8/17/07
[while playing basketball at the park]
[For some reason whenever Hanh makes a shot William would always be under the hoop]
[later on, while Vincent, William and Richie was sitting down for a rest, Hanh makes a shot, misses and the ball comes at William. Vincent would suddenly get up and catch it before it hits him] {this happens a few times}
[after William leaves]
[Hanh makes a shot AND where William would usually stand was Vincent]
[the balls BARELY missed Vincent]
[since it was Vincent, who was a little shorter, the ball missed BUT if it was William.....]
8/17/07
[Richie, talking to Jenny about how Atobe has taken over her mind]
Richie: I gotta do somthing about this guy hes completely domainted your mind
Jenny: LOL, are you going to yell at the voice actor or Kazuki?
Richie: well, I'm a nija....so I could assassinate them all!
[To all fangirls: just kidding of course ^_^;]
Jenny: the fan girls would kill you. Kazuki Katou is uh...pretty popular
Richie: you'll help me rite?
Jenny: no that means no more musicals, qq
Richie: tch, thats rite, you're one of them =-=
Jenny: LOL I wouldn't kill you
Richie: that means alot to me [tears of joy] lol
Jenny: XD I'd watch them kill you
Richie: O_O [uterlly shocked], stabbed in the heart......dies....
Jenny: XD
8/7/07
[at Six Flags]
Note* on the ride called "Ninja" - Before the ride would start the person in the booth would say "HIYA!" {like a ninja}
[while waiting in line]
[Richie hears lady go "HIYA!"]
[Richie was thinking "that is soo not a ninja cry."
[Richie gets on the ride]
[while they were passing the booth...]
Richie: HOOOYA!
8/7/07
[at Six Flags]
[Mom gets tired]
[she relaxs on a bench]
Mom: this is sooo peacful....]
[a parade suddenly starts behind her]
[ there was loud music and cries of joy]
Mom: .......
7/30/07
[at the neighborhood watch meeting]
Lt Yu: sooo everyone, what would you all like yo talk about on the next meeting?
[She lists some of the topic]
Neighbor: is gang activity and graffi a big thing here?
Lt Yu: well, recently we have had some of that going on so if you guys want to talk about that next time I write that down and you can some tell him [she refers to Richie who was the only teenager there] so he can maybe bring a ganger friend over.
Everyone in the room: LOL [yet stares at Richie giving him a very awkward feeling]
Dad: nah, if hes in a gang I'll be the one to kick his butt
Lt Yu: well good! [thumbs up]
Richie: O_O?????? nah I wouldnt fit in a gang XD
[in the end they chose fire safety rather then gang activity]
7/26/07
[during class]
[while working in the dark room]
[Richie was thinking of Tezuka going "MOUNTAINSMOUNTAINSMOUNTAINS" Richie then thought about the beach dream he had and said]
Richie: beachbeachbeach
[Richie was saying soo fast that Derick thought that Richie was saying "bitchbitchbitch"]
Derick: Hey!
Richie: huh?
7/22/07
idea of the terrain - a big area withthe enemy side starting on the left corner, our side has two defense lines starting on the opposite side to the right corner. To the right side of the area are fences behind the fences are goats. [dunno why ppl wouldkeep them but they were there XD]
[while airsofting]
[Geroge and Michel was at the first line of defense] {front}
[Richie was at the second line providing sniper fire] {back}
[the match starts]
[the opponent plan to take Richie out first since hes the sniper] {hahahah thats rite fear me!!!}
[while Richie was sitting there pinned down a goat, from the other side of the fence, walks up to him]
Richie: hey, what are you doing here!? Look your in the line of fire get out of here you might get hit!
goat: bahhhhhhhh
Richie: -_-' I'm taking to a goat.....
George: Richie! What are you doing!?
Richie: talking to a goat, you should try too....
7/22/07
[While Richie was talking to Jenny on Aim]
Richie: I think I'll be back around 4 or 5
Jenny: ok
Richie soo until then...will you wait for me?
Jenny: sure XD
Richie: lol XD you were sorta suppose to say "I'll wait for you even if its forever" but I guess thats a good enough answer. lol just messing
Jenny: LOL you watch too many romance...things
Richie: just trying to get a few laughs outta you lol
7/20/07
[While talking to Sandy]
Richie: well you know what I always say, Dont Stop Til You Drop
Sandy: LMAO no its more like shop til u drop
7/19/07
What happened - somehow two cars colided making one of the car run into Aunt Phog's house and the other on the sidewalk.
[Aunt Patty, Richies mom "Jeb", and Aunt Phog was trying to figure out what was happening]
Aunt Patty: so this car must be going this way and the other car must be going this way
Jeb: but then wouldnt this car go this way and that car go that way?
Aunt Phog: then that car went that way and this car went this way!?
[the three of them ended up more confused]
[Richie, who was watching a car get pulled out of the bricks, was quietly listening got was really confused]
[the three then got into a circle and tried to figure it out]
7/15/07
[Richie talking to Sandy on aim]
[while talking to Sandy this conversation somehow ended with Sandy saying that she assualt Richie] {only joking around...of course}
Sandy: cuz i alreadi shot ur legs xD
Richie: lol I wonder who here has the best shooting skils
[knowing Richies reputation]
Sandy: LMAO, fine I didnt shoot u, I three daggers at u :D I wonder who has more knivers n daggers n swords :D
Richie: LMAO I wonder who...{I'm a ninja}
7/14/07
[Richie talking to Jenny on aim]
Richie: I'm gonna be home alone again...guess I'll eat at ABC cafe or Victory!
Jenny: O_O
Richie: wanna go?
Jenny: lol, nah I already have food here at home
Richie:...ah...rejected
Jenny: TOTALLY XD
Richie: you weren't suppose to agree XD
Jenny: but that makes it funnier
Richie: omg...Jenny in evil mode
Jenny: XD
7/12/07
note* no one goes into the really dark room because it is really freaky
{this is not the normal dark room, this one has curtains making sure there is absolutly no light. Also it is as silent as the sound room in the library so imgine a world of total darkness with no sounds}
[while working in dark room]
[Richie starts fooling around]
[Richie runs into really dark room]
[Esther was trying to call Richie out so she started patting on the curtains]
[When Richie was trying to get out somthing grabbed his face] {Esther's hand}
Richie: AHHH!!!!!!!! [freaked out]
Everyone else: AHH!!!!!!!
[Richie comes out]
Richie: OMG! I was trying to get out when somthing grabbed my face!
Lisa: ROFL Esther!
7/10/07
[while working in the dark room]
[Richie, Esther,Lisa thought that it was getting too quiet so outta nowhere...]
Lisa: Lean on me! When you not strong! I'm be your strength...
Esther: I'll help you carry on
[The "Lean on me" song]
[later on Richie joins in]
Richie: so just call, Call me brother when you need a hand,
Esther, Lisa and Richie: We all need somebody to lean on!
[after the song ended they somehow ended up sing the song from Mulan "I'll make a man out of you"]
Lisa: Time is racing towards us...
Richie: till the Huns arrive....
[and that is how Photo turned into Choir]
7/707
[Richie was in the kitchen]
[Richie sees a worm of somthing on the trash can lid]
Richie: OMFG!!!! If that gets in my food I'm DOOMED!!!
[Richie kills worm]
[then he tells parents to becareful]
[later on....]
Mom: RICHIE GO AND DO THE DISHES NOW!!!
Richie: give me 5 mins
[he was playing a game]
Mom: the worms will come back....
Richie: O_O OK! I'll do w/e you want just dont hurt me!
[Richie had a sudden repressed memory of being in Eggermen's class, learing about flat worms and what they can do to you.]
7/5/07
[in class] {Photo/ROP}
[Erick and Kevin were listening to a song on their Ipod]
Kevin: this song is tight huh?
Erick: yeah!
[Erick starts to sing]
Lisa: oh gosh...lol
Kevin: Now I'm broken, and I'm faded - I'm half the man I thought I would be....
[Richie suddenly realizes the song and breaks in]
Richie: But you can have.....Whats Left of me....
[the whole class turns and looks at Richie] {even Mr.Hong}
Esther: oh, not you too
Kevin: Yeah! Even this fool knows it!
[Kevin, Erick and Richie all start singing the song when they were suppose to be reading]
[all at the same time]
Kevin, Erick , and Richie: Could you take whats left...
Could you take whats left....
Could you take whats left of me....
-Take whats left of me.
[most of the class was watching and laughing their asses off]
7/4/07
[Richie goes into parent's room]
[Richie was embraced by the coolness of the room]
note* parent's room have the only AC in the house
[Richie stayed in the room for like 20 mins till then did he decide to leave]
[When Richie opened the door he was blasted by the outside heat and almost dropped]
[Richie reluctantly returns to his room which has a weak fan]
7/1/07
[playing football in the front]
[Uncle Jeb throws the ball by running really fast a hurling it with everything he has, and they're actually good throws LOL]
[Uncle Domb throw the ball really hard and low soo it makes everyone duck for cover]
7/1/07
[during party]
[Aunt Candy was about to take a picture of all the little kids]
[she aims the camera]
[Richie begins to sprint]
Aunt: 1...2...3!
[Richie jumps]
[she suddenly stops]
Aunt: hey move closer together!
[Richie flies by the camera]
6/29/07
[when buying fireworks]
Clerk #1: hey guys! what kind are you looking for? Ones that crackle up or explode?
Aaron:anything
[Richie looks over the items]
Richie: I'll get one of those
Clerk #1: ohhh do you want two? Cause these are really cool you can open them up and put stuff in them and...
Clerk#2: hey, I dont think you're suppose to tell them that
{inner Richie}: hehehe thats old information
6/29/07
[at a Restaurant]
[Elton, Scott and Richie were talking and somehow it ended up leading to this conversation]
Scott: Mannnn Richie get a girl friend!
Elton: he does have a girl friend!
Scott: What?! Really??? Who is it?
[Richie gives Elton the eyes of Deaf cause Elton somewhat knows who Richie likes]
[serious and silent moment]
Elton: Richie likes....
[Richie and Scott moves closer]
Elton: he likes........YOUR SISTER!
[at the same time]
Richie: huh?
Scott: WHAT!?
[Richies thinking of Scott's biological sister but Scott was thinking was Dianna]
[at the same time]
Richie: @_@ I dont even know her....wtf?! Doesnt she already have some boyfriend?
Scott: You like Dianna!?!? Whoa I didnt know that!!!
Richie: no way! XD
[both Scott and Richie had different ideas and clashed]
Elton: LOL what have I done!
6/25/07
[while jogging up a hill]
note* whenever jogging up Russell its a "tradition" to not look back until he gets to the top. When he gets there they can turn around and see the beautiful view of Monterey Park.
Richie:[as hes going up] must not turn back!!!!
[out of nowhere]
Elton: hey look a bee
Richie: Where!? [turns around] AHHHHHH [smacks his eyes]
Damn you!!!!
Elton: but,there really was one! lol
6/25/07
[going down hill]
[Richie and Elton passes by a nice house]
[They see two rabbits playing with eachother]
Richie: OMG! they're cute! lol
Elton: yeah but....
[the big rabbit suddenly go behind the other rabbit and it starts humping it]
Richie: O_O
Elton: are they having sex?!?
6/21/07
[Justin won $25 from Mom cuz he won in connect 4]
[Dad comes in and steals the money from Justin]
[Justin checks Dad]
Dad: See! I dont have it! =] Where else could it be?
Richie: in his butt crack!
[Justin actually checks and finds the money!]
[Dad smacks Richie in the head]
Richie: OMFG!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS???? IT WAS REALLY IN THERE???
6/20/07
[late at night]
Richie: should a young girl be up this late? =]
[Richie was teasing Jenny]
Jenny: Should a GUY be telling Sandy's best friend to go to sleep?
Richie: lol, Sandy does scare me hahaha
Jenny: hahaha
6/20/07
Jenny: omg, in pokemon there were ninja boys
Richie: LOL
Jenny: and then after fighting like two of them I was like
[Richie suddenly breaks in]
Richie: mada mada dane! {a phrase used in PoT}
Jenny: "....I'm suddenly reminded of Richie.."
Richie: XD
Jenny: LMAO, NO, XD
Richie: LOL
Jenny: i can imagine it
Richie: LOL so can I
6/18/07
[ants were everywhere] {it gets like that when it gets hot}
Richie: I cant take it ><
[Richie takes windex out and sprays]
[it kills the ants]
Richie: >:D
Mom: dont use that!....use the ones under the sink
[Richie finds twin sprays!]
Richie: thanks! and now, to stop these invaders and liberate this kitchen!!
[Richie runs outside and goes rougue with his duel sprays]
[mom walks by the kitchen and sees Richie spraying the shit outta a cockaroach]
Mom: -_-; wth is he doing.....I just wanted him the kill the ants now wipe out all the living things outside [sigh]
6/18/07
[Richie crawls on the floor]
[he was trying to sneek up on Elton]
[Elton sees Richie]
Richie: nija crawl! there are various techniques
Elton: ?
Richie: technique #1- snake crawl!
[Richie crawls on the floor like a snake]
Richie: techique #2- tiger crawl!
[Richie acts like a stalking tiger]
Richie: techique #3!!!!! Fish Flop!
[Richie flops around like a fish that was tossed out of the water]
Elton: LMAO O_O;
6/16/07
[while working in the backyard]
[Richie steps on a rusted nail]
Dad:O_O, OMFG!!!!!!!! go to the hospital now!!!!
Richie: -_-' its ok it barely grazed my skin I'll just go wash it out
Dad: NO!!!! You'll die!!!!!!
Richie: no i wont -_-'
[in the end Richie got his dad to calm down]
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
6/15/07
[4th per]
Nick: I'm a ninja! {random moment}
Richie: whoa!!!....wanna know what I'am?
Nick: what?
Richie: Hey Sandy! What I'am I?
Sandy: The Nija!
Nick: LOL WTH
6/15/07
[4th per]
[all playing Mafia]
[during the game]
[everyone knows who the killer is yet Sandy {the dectective} didnt]
[the killer makes a really obvious move]
[Sandy still doesnt get him]
Nick:...man the dectective must be an idiot
Sandy: SHUTUP! XD
6/15/07
[at Sierra Vista Park]
[Brian, Han, and Vicent meets their old teacher from Emerson]
[Brian,Han, and Vicent plays basketball against thier old teacher and some students]
[They were getting BADLY pawned]
Brian: Richie! William! come and play!!!
[Richie and William refused because they were having SO MUCH FUN watching the three get owned by an old teacher and kids that werent half their height]
6/15/07
[while playing at Sierra Vista]
[picking teams]
Emily: [the captain] umm, I'll pick the guy with the shorts {she means Richie}, ppl with shorts run faster
[everyone else were wearing jeans]
William: Dude, Richie runs fast even with his shorts off
[everyone gets the wrong idea]
Everyone: 0_0!!!
Richie: what are you implying?! you want my pants off??? XD
6/14/07
[eating in a japanese resturant]
[counselors walk in]
[they look around and see Keppel student everywhere]
Richie: HEY EVERYONE LOOK! ITS THE COUNSELORS!
[everyone looks]
[Counselors run out of the resturant]
6/11/07
[after school]
[Richie and Jenny were walking down the steps and again with tons of ppl going up]
Jenny: Jump!
Richie: lol ok!
[Richie jumps just one step]
Jenny: that was only one!
Richie: lol, fine fine
[Richie jumps just two steps]
Jenny: Wow..TWO steps!! I cant even do one!
6/6/07 {just remembered}
[after school]
[Richie and Jenny were walking down the step while tons of ppl are comming up]
Richie: Goo!
Jenny: too many ppl in front of me
Richie: You're a ninja. You're suppose to jump!
Jenny: then why dont you jump? You're the ninja!
Richie: I'm only the nija in training.
6/9/09
[on aim]
Ryan: Richie join my protest :D "save the jerks from endangerment from Sandy:
Richie: Sure! I'll join!
Ryan: you are the first, Jenny didnt want to
Richie: I'll make her
[Richie aims Jenny]
Richie: Jenny join Ryans protest!
Jenny: lol he already asked me lol, How is it gonna even work?
Richie: um...
[Richie asked Ryan, yet he didnt answer]
Richie: I know! We'll make signs! and a huge picture of Sandy with a huge red circle with an X on it
[Ryan comes back]
Ryan: just need Jenny to say that she would join :D
Richie: lol ok
[Richie goes back to Jenny]
Richie: soo will you join, My ninja :D
Jenny: LOL great now its My evil Partner or my ninja-sensei
Richie: LOL
Ryan: Only you and Susanna joined D;
6/9/07
[Elton, Aaron and Richie gets bored]
Richie: Hey lets play Hide and Go Seek!
Elton: Yay Ok!
Richie: go whose gonna be the seeker?
[they all put their feet together]
Richie: superman superman fly away,dont come back to USA
[Elton gets out]
Richie: Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish how many pieces do you whish?
Aaron: 3
[Justin gets out]
Elton: man Richie, how do you remember all of these?
Richie: fine fine, I'll do the spanish one that I learned;
Tin,marin,de dos Pingues,cucara, macara, titere, fue
[Aaron gets out, Richie becomes seeker]
Richie: DAMIT!
6/907
[while hidding] {still play hide go seek}
[Everyone hidding is at the end of the block]
[Aaron comes by, everyone stays quite]
[he then goes away]
Richie: [to Elton] should I follow him?
Elton: yeah! lol
[Using his nija skills Richie follows]
[while Richie was behind a car another car drove by and saw Richie. Richie gets up cuz he does want to get in trouble, yet Aaron sees him]
[Richie dashs to another car]
[Aaron runs across the car and stands on the other side of the car Richie is hidding behind]
[Aaron goes to the left side of the car, Richie goes to the right]
[Aarons goes to the right, Richie goes to the left]
[Aaron goes to the front, Richie goes to the back, but he bums into the car]
Aaron: I know you're there!
Richie: FUck!
6/9/07
[getting dark]
[Richie is the seeker]
[he counts]
[Aarons screws around him while he counts]
[Richie, while count with eyes close, picks up a stick or somthing and throws it towards Aaron's loud breathing]
Aaron: whoa!
[Richie finishes counting and sees Aaron running for it]
Richie: Aaron you're out!
[Aaron goes home]
Richie: now, since its getting darker Elton is most likely close by
[Richie suddenly does his "search and destroy nija sprint..]
[2 sec into it, Richie stops and his shoes make a brake like noise]
[Elton was watching Richie count the whole time and was less then 3 ft from him]
Richie: -_-
6/8/07
[during 6th per]
[watching movie]
[Koutsky stepps out]
[Brandon throws paper ball at Sandy]
[Richie senses vibe, so does Ryan]
[at the same time they both move their desk away makeine a path for her]
[Sandy gets up and begins to hit Brandon]
[Richie turns around to Brandon]
Richie: a tip, Brandon if I were you I would sit in the very back of the chair, lol {for those of you that dont get it go to my blogstream and read it}
6/5/07
[Richie gets mealworm]
[he is about to feed his bluegill]
[he drops worm but worm grabs on to the side danging over the water]
Richie:....this...is...SPARTA!!!!
[Richie flicks the worm]
6/5/07
[1:00 A.M.]
[Richie goes to sleep]
[Richie couldn't fall asleep]
[2:10]
[Richie finally doses off]
[SUDDENLY!]
Justin: [who came in the room in fear] Richie....
Richie: [suddenly grabbing his rifle] WHAT!?!?!? HAPPENED?!
Justin: [in tears] where mom and dad? I cant find them...
Richie: ???
[Richie looks outside and sees car]
Richie: they're still here
[mom comes in and takes just back to bed]
[it seems that it was too dark for Justin to see them in their room]
[Richie looks at time; 2:23]
Richie: -.-
[he tries to go back to sleep but it takes him a while longer]
6/1/07
THIS IS SCARY READ IF YOU DARE!!!
RICHIE'S GOOD DAY
#1: [per 1] team won basket ball game score: 45 to 6
#2: [lunch] cleared up somthing with consular and was able to get it approved
#3: [5th per] watched a war movie
#4: [5th per] was able to borrow a war movie
#5: Sandy gives Richie link, so now Richie can finally watch his anime. Richie now titled Sandy, "Goddess of Anime"
#6: finished hw early [extremely rare]
#7: friend tells Richie that there is a trail that they can walk, Richie is now bent on walking on it and getting lost
#8: watched borrowed war movie and was at the edge of his seat at the end
#9: parents got a laptop and has left Richie's room thus making Richie say, "I'am finally free..."
#10: [personal] got a really cool answer which truely lighted Richie's day
[just remembered] {Thanks for reminding me Jenny!}
[Richie gets home]
[he finds his report card in the mail]
[Richie runs to computer and aims Jenny]
Richie: Jenny! Did you get your report card?
Jenny: I can't get it
Richie: why?
Jenny: cuz my report is in the mailbox and I need a key to open it
Richie: o, then I'll help you get it!
Jenny: how?
Richie: I'll bring you a crowbar!
Jenny: How are you gonna give me a crowbar? You cant give it to me at school
Richie: I got it!......I'll mail it to you!!!
Jenny: what? XD that would'nt help
5/29/07
[later that night]
Richie: Jenny! check my info
[Jenny reads reads] {its the one rite under this one}
Jenny: Omg XD You're evil -_- Not Sandy-evil, but like Richie-evil
Richie: yes {evil laugh} see I can be evil. I just like the title of "the umoivated one" >:D
5/29/07
[at home working on project]
[Richie need help soo he aims Jenny]
Richie: Quick! Jenny! Your the closest thing to a kid what would you want for the kids menu?
Jenny: OMG, Closest...thing to a kid..
Richie: just kidding Jenny ^o^
Jenny: 0 morale
Richie: LOL
Jenny: -123098 self-esteem
Richie: lol
Jenny: lol, Everyone calls me a kid ;-;
Richie: its ok, just tell them that you're drinking more milk everyday and that you are 15 now!
Jenny: lol omg
5/29/07
[before 1st per]
[Sudden bell goes off]
Richie: omgosh! Its a lock down!
[Bell rings and rings]
Richie:no....maybe its a firedrill.....
[bell goes on...]
Richie: hmm...maybe an earthquake?
Friend: RICHIE! What is it!?!?!?
[30 seconds of the bell going on]
Richie: I dont know ^-^
5/27/07
[at a awarding cermony for golf]
[had Thai models selling tickets]
[a girl comes to our table]
[dad's friends buys ticket and takes picture with them]
Dad: [to himself] I'm not gonna buy....
[girls comes to us]
Girl: would you like a ticket?
Dad:.....sure...
[Richie watches and laughs]
[yet it was worst with dad's friends cuz everytime a girl comes to our table they would buy more tickets and take pictures with them]
[5th girl comes, dad's friends grabs camera and money]
Richie: thses guys.....
5/27/07
[Richie walks to pool, sees a dead possum floating around]
[Richie calls friends over]
Elton: Just toss into somone else's house!
Aaron: yeah they wont know, just leave it there
Richie: no -_- this possum deserves a blurial
[Mom suddenly calls in]
Richie: [with the voice] This is Jack Bower, 5 minutes ago I discovered a dead possum floating in our pool
Mom: huh? Just toss it into someone else's house!
Richie: [to Aaron and Elton] shes just like you guys -.-
Aaron and Elton: ROFL
5/27/07
[still with the dead possum]
Elton: So...what are you gonna do with it?
Richie: [joking around] I know! there a good place, two house down from here, [Aaron's house] we can just dump it there!
Aaron: Ok! [he doesnt get it]
[Richie had to slowly rephrase it for Aaron to get it]
5/27/07
[5 mins later]
[all by dumpster]
Richie: ok this will be its furneral! Aaron, do the honors....
[Richie lifts top]
BANG {possum hits back of trash can}
[Aaron throws the dead possum in]{he threw the dead possum like you would to a baseball}
[silence....]
Richie: AARON!!!!! RESPECT THE DEAD MAN!!!!!
5/25/07
[during today's game]
[Ruben and Juan gets serious and takes postion]
[since Richie is a sniper he sits down and just hums a tune]
[bbs suddenly flew through the air, the battle began]
[Ruben and Juan, fighting with everything they've got]
[Richie,behind the crate with his foot on a table,still humming a tune and having bbs wiss by his head]
Ruben: RICHIE!!! GET YOUR FUCKIN ASS OUT HERE NOW!!!
[Richie sighs]
[Richie picks up his rifle and drags himself into battle]
5/25/07
[during 6th]
[Ms. Koutsky talks]
[she then cheers and claps like a child as an example]
[Richie was reminded of Sandy]
[chill run up Richie's back]
5/23/07
[5th per]
[Richie reads book]
[while reading Richie hears...]
Mike: Eh George, come over here
[Richie hears weird noise, yet doesnt turn around]
George: oh....that feels...weird!
Richie: O.O [without turning around]
[Richie hears Loud noises, all wierd and nasty]
[table behind him shakes] {Richie gets very scared}
[Richie turns around]
[sees George and Mike wrestling]
Richie: [sigh of relief]
5/19/07
[while talking about somthing]
Jenny: whoa you got eyes everywhere
Richie: I'm a nija, thats what I do
Jenny: Ninja that can't spell! XD
Richie: Ninja*
5/10/07
[Brandon was screwing around while reading just to get Ruben's attenion]
Brandon: "When Siddhartha returned from the river he felt that Ruben was gay"
[Ruben didnt hear]
[Brandon does it over an over yet he still doesnt hear]
Brandon: fuckin Ruben!
Ruben: what?
Brandon we've been baggin on you for like 30 mins and you didnt hear!
[Later on....]
[Brandon read the lines]
Brandon:
"Lets go to bed Siddhartha."
"He stroked Siddhartha's shoulder and returned to his work."
"he bent towards Siddhartha and whispered the holy Om in his ear."
Dude! are they gay or somthing!? This is Broke Back Siddhartha!
Richie: LOL the lost chapter!
[Richie dies of laughter]
[Jenny couldnt read cuz Richie was laughing to hard]
[She ends up laughing too]
5/10/07
[ending of per 1]
[bell rings]
[everyone walks into the locker room]
Kevin: hey was that the dress bell or real bell?
Richie: the dress bell
[Johnny comes in]
Johnny: oh shit dude! that was the real bell!
Kevin: WHAT!?
Richie: dude, its the dress bell
Johnny: but I heard two bells!
Richie: WHAT!?
[student walks by]
Student: eh Johnny that was the dress bell
Johnny: WHAT!?
5/7/07
[after swimming]
[Richie sees hornet's nest]
[he also see 3 hornets inside]
[Richie tries to get nest down with stick]
[hornets suddenly chase him]
[after a while they stop]
[Richie comes back and looks at the nest]
{at that very moment}
[strong wind blows]
[nest falls down]
[hornets swarm on Richie]
[Richie sprints for his life]
5/7/07
fact: there is currently construction work next to Aaron's house*
[while throwing the football around at Aaron's house]
[ball goes over fence]
[ball is close by but in a hole]
[Richie figured out that fence can be barley lifted]
[Elton and Aaron pulls up fence]
[Richie crawls under]
[Richie grabs ball and pulls it over] {half of Richies body still under fence}
[Aaron lets go]
[fence snaps]
Richie: {still under} 0_0!
5/7/07
[3rd per]
[Richie goes to sleep]
[later on]
Ms.Ortega: senor Richie! get up!
[Richie wakes up but dazed]
[1 min later Richie realizes.....]
Richie:....oh, were taking a test?
class: der!
5/7/07
[during per 1]
[playing basketball]
[everyone having so much fun they all break the rules]
[everyone ends up playing "footetball"]
{who ever gets the ball tackels everyone in their path and makes a shot}
[Wassem gets the ball]
[Wassem gives out a war cry and runs towards the basket]
[guy come from behind]
BAM!
[Wassem slams into wall]
[everyone stares and laughs]
{that one moment where you give it your all comes to an end with you flying into the wall}
5/3/07
[during 6th]
[Miriam tries to give highlighter back]
[Sandy freaks out cause she cant catch]
Sandy: Tommy catch it!
[Miriam throws yet Tommy misses]
[Sandy picks it up throws it at Jenny]
[she couldnt catch it]
Sandy: See you cant catch either!
Jenny: at least I didnt freak out
[later on Miriam throws it another highlighter at Kihow and misses]
5/2/07
[during 5th per]
Ms. Rosso: guys whose chewing gum in here?
[Rosso stepped on gum]
Student: are you sure its this class?
Richie: yeah! touch it see if its still warm then you'll know
Ms. Rosso: know what Richie...
Richie: hey, no I'm not gonna touch it
5/2/07
[at home]
[phone rings]
[Richie picks up]
[Richie pulls a prank by saying.....]
Richie: buenos dias
Lady: hello is Tom home? [asking for Richie's dad]
Richie: no esta, mi papa trabaja
Lady: oh, [says somthing in spanish]
[Richie is clueless]
Richie:.....ummmm si,si no esta!
[hangs up]
[Richie to grandma]
Richie: they spoke spanish to me....
Grandma: LOL
5/1/07
[at the dentist]
[Richie lays on the operating chair]
[while getting teeth cleaned]
[doctors talked about women and the other staff]
Doctor #1: I dont like her shes to quite
Doctor #2: I can put up with that...
[to Richie]
Doctor #2: what do you think?
[Richie makes noises] {since they are operating on him}
[doctors continues to talk, laugh and ask Richie things]
[Richie continues to chuckle and make noises]
Doctor #1: I dont like her shes too strict
[at that moment the lady they were talking about comes in]
[both doctors get freaked out]
Doctor #2:.....Que paso!
Lady: you have a appoint
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