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7/27/10
[Sandy and Richie were talking on aim]
Sandy: oo btw imma be eating u later~
Richie: O_O;;....
[Richie to Jenny]
Richie: Jenny, I'm worried about Sandy
[tells Jenny what she said]
Jenny: kiwis.
Richie: oOOoOoOo
Sandy: took you long enough!

7/26/10
[During hang out Chena was in Richie's room talking to Sandy and Richie was in the living room playing brawl]
[after Chena went somewhere Richie came back and glanced at their chat box]
Chena: Richie's being mean, he hid all his guns! I cant shoot him!
Sandy: look under his ****** and in his ****** ooo and I remember, check under his **********
Richie: ~-~...Sandy's been to my room to much...
[goes to rehides the weapons]
[continuing with the chatbox]
Chena: they're gaming right now
Sandy: if he beats you smack him!!!!
Chena: LOL
Sandy: LMAO
Richie: ~___________~...

7/15/10
[Richie and Stanley were at the Hat]
[Richie/Stanley were at this odd transition where neither of them were thinking straight due to fatigue and good food]
Richie: Stanley, You know in those movies where the guy has a dream. And his dream is to like...like sell fried chicken and open a fast food restuarnt. And you know, he dreams of ...you know...having several fast food restuarants and you know... Do you think that happens in real life?""
[Stanley takes out his fork and points around the "The Hat"]
Richie: ....o right......

7/15/10
[Richie and Stanley were still at the Hat]
[eating....silence....]
[more silence for like 5 minutes]
Richie: So....it just hit me...were old now. O_O
Stanley: wah!? where is this coming from?
Richie: dont know...its just something thats been bothering me for a while...I mean I got into my car the other day and I just sat there and was like "wow...I drive now"
Stanley: o_o...
Richie: yeah like I kept thinking, I can do this now! I can do that! [etc]
[goes into it more deeply]
Richie: ....ah~ what the hell is this shit? LOLOLOLOL
[Richie looks at the monster chilli fries with pastrami, cheese, tomato, onions, gravy, and onion rings]
Stanley: LOLOLOL
Richie: see man food doesnt just pleasure me body, it takes me off into the mind! I just went on a f**king trip through time!!!!

7/1/10
[Richie, Catherine, Miz and Joseph were going to Echo Mountain]
Miz: did you bring sun screen?
Catherine: noo :x
Richie: O! I have a remedy for that!
Miz and Catherine: !?
Richie: well you just get some dirt and water, mix that together and you have mud! thats the best sun screen ever!!
Catherine: wahhh!?
Richie: well elephants and rhinos use them!
Miz: Well, we're not reptiles.
everyone in the car: ...
[Inner Richie: "you've gotta be sh*tin me"]
Miz: huh? wah?! Were not!!!
[after that EVERYONE went into a deep conversation about the animal kingdom and the differences]

6/27/10
[Catherine was playing Alan Wake]
[she was freakin out cuz its dark]
[finally after a cut scene, it was day time in the game]
Catherine: AHHHHH ITS BRIGHT!!!!!
[in the game the character passes by a sign that says "Bright Falls"
Catherine: AHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

6/26/10
[Richie talking to Elton from Japan]
Elton: ...akihabara, that place is like MADE FOR U seriously! Anime porn EVERYYYWHERE and maid cafes.

6/26/10
[Catherine was trying to ask Richie questions but Richie kept avoiding them]
Catherine: I want to know! :O
Richie: [sigh]...I want to know too...like what is the meaning of life? Why is the sky really blue? How many arizona cans does it take to reach the moon...
[in a matter of seconds]
Catherine:theres no meaning and teh sky is blue because of the reflection from the water and the arizona can thing is impossible now answer my question!!

6/25/10
[while playing basketball]
[Richie was messing with Thomas]
Richie: that right Thomas! I'm take your board, I'm ride her, I'm roll her around and shes just gonna take it.
Thomas: [gasp]...you bastard

6/23/10
[playing Alan Wake]
Alan: shit.
Everyone in the room: YAYYYY!!!! FINALLY!!!
Richie: doode if I was in his situation I'd be cussing every second!

6/18/10
Richie's Perfect Morning
[after a night of actually studying for polisci final]
[wakes up feeling really awake]
[brushes teeth]
[has breakfast] (wow)
[says "hi" to neighbors while walking to car]
[drives to school with most of his windows down with the music out loud]
[while entering PCC's parking lot Richie was singing "I've Got a Feeling" out loud]
[He turns into a parking space...still singing]
Richie: ...that tonights gonna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good night, that tonights gonna be a good good night, feel, OOOOoOO[BAM]oOOoo
[Richie hits an SUV]
Richie: .....OOOooOoooo [gets out of the car to check...there wasent even a scratch or anything]
[Richie walks to class still singing the song and takes his final]

6/17/10
[Garvey Ranch Park]
[the basketball rolls down the hill]
[Hanh runs after it]
Richie: Hanh! thats now how you do it! you have to barrow roll down with it to get it!
Hanh: LOLOL okay Richie why dont you demonstrate?
Richie: Okay! I shall!
[Richie leaps off the hill, starts rolling...rolling..faster and faster. He tries to stop but breaks his roll, sticks his legs out, flips, and flops onto the grass motionless....
Richie: [suddenly sitting up] NOW I GET THE BALL!!
Everyone: O_O;;

6/16/10
[Chena comes over to chill for a bit]
[Richie went to the restroom to shave so Chena was on hios comp]
[She ended up talking to Sandy]
[When Richie came back and Chena had gone he ws curious about what they were talking about so checked the chat box...]
[70% of their entire convo was about how to hurt Richie, Sandy advising her to wear high heels when kicking Richie and a tinnyyyy bit about graduation]
[a few days later]
Richie to Stanley: yeah...I made the biggest mistake of my life bringing those two together....
Stanley: yeah...you now have two girls after your life...plus their working together....
[......]
Stanley: Well good luck! ^^
Richie: >.> ....
[Stanley nicked named Chena and Sandy as the "Demonic Dou"

Quote of the Day: "You know what!? My next girlfriend's name will be John!"
-Vincent Du [6-07-2010]

6/6/09
[before leaving the house Richie draws a map to Eaton Cayon]
[While driving there...]
Vincent: do you even know where you're going?
Thomas: Yeahh, Richie's got an AWESOME map!
[drives....drives]
Vincent: uhhh are you sure you know how to get there?
Thomas: YES! Look, his map is so awesome! It has arrows! and mountains and...
Richie: ....mountains?
Thomas: .....!?...wait these are mountains?
Richie: no.
Everyone in the car: ...........
[Thomas examines the map again]
Thomas: OOOOO WAIT! I GET THIS! the arrows lead to the place! XD they looked like mountains to me! LOL
[later on....]
[Following the map, Richie makes a wrong turn and it ends up leading some abandoned gas station]
Vincent: uh....
Richie: DONT WORRY! I'AM THE MAP!
[whispers to himself: I've got a gut feeling its this way....]
[turns and makes it there]
[later on]
Richie to Aaron who was following in the other car: btw, that turn earlier, I was just showing everyone the haunted gas station! ^^
[...]

6/4/10
[Stanley vs. Richie for a piece roll, game Rock, Paper, Scissors]
[result, Stanley and Richie was tied for LITERALLY 9 times in a roll until Richie won]

6/4/10
[At Crane Sushi]
Stanley: okay guys should we order a roll? Or should we roll?
[...]
Everyone: LOL

6/3/10
[Richie wakes up to Peter knocking on his window]
[Richie lets Thomas and Peter in]
[Richie goes to brush is teeth, on the way back to his room the door bell goes off and he answers. There were 2 morman women]
Lady: Hi, I'am...[something]...and were here to..[blah blah blah]
Richie: [still wiping his face with a towel]...uhh hi...good morning...
Lady: [blah blah blah! blah blah blah?]
[Richie only have about 4 and a half hours of sleep so he was not in the mood to listen...so he said]
Richie: umm acutally...this...isnt my house...lemme ask my friend about his
[walks up to Thomas]
Richie: you've got this [pats his shoulder]
Thomas:O_O!?!?!?....!?!?....!?!??!?!?!.....PETER! GO GO!!
Peter: WTF!? OMGGGGG...[goes to them]
Thomas to Richie: its okay, Peter knows how to talk.
[a minute later they leave]
Richie: oo wow Peter lol.
[Thomas looks outside the window]
Thomas: mann they're all over the street!
Richie: [looks outside to see many more of them]...omg. We're surrounded.

4/23/10
[somehow Richie and Chena gets into a convo about how good of a guy Stanley is]
Richie: WATCH, I'll asking ANYONE here if hes awesome or not!
[waitress comes by]
Richie: excuse me
Waitress: ?
Richie: do you think hes a good man? [points at Stanley]
Waitress: good? ....OHHH.. Hiya! [yes]
Richie: SEE! Thank you!
[later that night...]
[at ABC cafe]
Richie: hey Stanley, where are you staying tonight?
Stanley: I'm going over to Chino
[Richie hear "Chena"]
Richie: O__O...wait wait WHAT!? Chena?!
[Richie gets up and taps Chena on the shoulder]
Richie: Hes a good guy, I'm proud of you :)
Chena: HUH!? why would we be together?
Richie: I'm telling you Stanleys a really good guy, watch I'll ask the manager of this place and ask him myself!
[after everyone leaves]
[standing outside waiting for Vincent's ride...]
Richie: OOO I forgot to ask! Stanley, Chena, come here!
[and somehow most of our group spills back into the cafe to watch]
Richie: [walks up to manager]
Manager: yes sir? How many peo- oh you guys again!
Richie: you do you think he is a good man?
Manager: Oh Course!!
Richie: SEEEEEEEE
Everyone: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

4/22/10
[playing Halo with Thomas, Aaron and Justin]
Thomas: we've got to defuse that bomb!!!! OMG ONLY 15 seconds! Richie DO IT!
Richie: I'm GOnnnnna....[Richie dies] ><
Thomas: omg were gonna lose!
Richie: wait your there!!!! 5 seconds left!!!! HURRY!
Thomas: WAIT! How do I diffuse it!?
Richie: you have to stand on top of it!!!!
[Thomas runs to the bomb, gets on top, bomb blows up]
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT TO DO OVER SPRING BREAK
[weather stopped us] Go Camping
[x] Visit Eaton Canyon
[changed of heart] Hike up Echo Mountain
[no BBQ just beach] BBQ at the Beach
[Finished it already] Night assignment at the beach
[x] Light writing
[x] Go fishing at the beach, lake, swimming pool, etc
[....] Come up with a topic for Poli Sci Paper
[x] Do something CRAZY! INSANE! AWESOME! [to forever remember]
[aha....]Attempt to make Jenny's comic

4/1/10
After nearly 3 hours, Richie Subintr won the All You Can Eat KBBQ Eating Contest against Chena. [9:43PM]

3/29/10
[Richie and Anna were at the mechanics getting her car done]
[after they finished Richie was talking to the guy that did her car]
Richie: ...so...have you been watching lately?
Guy: ...Yeah! I just finished an anime...uhh...whats its called....its about a girl losing her memories and they have to get it back by collecting feathers.
Richie: TSUBASA CHRONICLES!
Guy: Yeah!!!
Richie: that was awesome!
Guy: totally! hey do you use gogoanime?
Richie: I'm still on anivide.
Guy: you've got to try gogoanime! That site is CLEAN! [goes into even more]

3/28/10
[Richie, Hanh, Thomas, Ryan, Vincent, June, Tim and Aaron goes hiking]
[on the hike back Richie was observing that Vincent was in the front, Ryan was behind him with a staff and they were all walking in a line]
[WITHOUT THINKING]
Richie: Hey! Frodo's leading the Fello- [COVERS HIS MOUTH]
[everyone looks up at him going WAH!?]
[Richie was covering his mouth trying soo hard not to laugh]
[After Vincent had walked off Richie told the rest of them]
Everyone: LMAOOOOOOOOO
Richie: I could help it XD Cuz he was in the front and Ryan had that walking stick like Gandalf's staff XD

3/28/10 11:43 pm
[Richie goes on facebook]
[Gets a message from Stanley]
Stanley D. Lam: I am representing Chena in issuing a official kbbq Challenge.
Time: and date: 7:00 pm April 1st (this Thursday)
Location: Undecided
Do you accept??
Richie: I, Richie Subintr, accept this challenge. 3/29/10 12:17 am
Stanley D. Lam: Thank you for accepting her request. I shall notify her of your decision. 3/39/10 12:09

3/27/10
Stanley gets hit on all 5 sides of his head from Richies lamp. The left, right,back, top and then front! LOL

3/21/10
[during photo]
Student: DAMN IT! THIS isnt photo paper!! this is a cardboard! How did it get in here??
Prof Clover: ...hmm this must be that piece of cardboard that's suppose to keep the light out..
Student: wth I never heard of this!
Clover: I told you guys to becareful, since the first day of class!
[student looks up (flash back)]
[First day of class]
Clover: Now within your box of photo paper there is a thin piece of cardboard in there as a final layer to keep light out. Now its not a cardboard seeking revenge or anything, its just doing its job.
[FLASH, back to reality]
Student: O_O.....><

3/20/10
[At Sam Han]
Thomas: hey where the restrooms?
Aaron: Over there.
Thomas: [starts walking]
Richie: right...THere! there!!!
Thomas: [standing in front of the AC] Huh? [points]
Richie: YES!!! there! the white box!
Thomas: O_o? [grabs it, tries opening it]
Richie: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOO JUST KIDDING!! THATS THE AC! XDDDDD
[sorry but I couldnt help it XD]

3/20/10
Situation: going to eat at Sam Han, 6 guys one car
Solution: Richie trunks it.
Richie's experiences:
1. Was thrashed around by tools and other junk in the trunk.
2. Was blinded by the HOT and BRIGHT tail and break lights.
3. Felt like he was going to orbit when car sped up on freeway.
4. Had to control breathing to conserve air.
5. Took off shirt once because it was too hot.
6. Entire body vibrated when music was turned on.
7. Lost track of time and space.
8. Ended up organizing person's trunk a bit.
9. Started texting the people sitting up front.
10. Was utterly bored.

3/3/10
[at PCC library]
[everyone deciding on what to eat]
Richard: alright guys, I'm gonna look for some cute girls, call me when you're done deciding
David: But no girls would ever come to you! You're ugly!
Johnny: THats why he has to "look" for them!
Everyone: LOLOLOL

2/22/10
[Richie and Anna were at Targets]
[Richie was pushing Anna around in the shopping cart]
[they get into the check out line,they were behind a lady with her own kid in the shopping cart]
Kid: MmMmmmMM [playing to himself] mami mami. [sees Anna in the cart]
Mother: shhhhh
Kid: mami mami there- theres a biggg girl in there- mami mami
Anna and Richie: LOLOLOLOLOL

2/20/10
LAMB Vs. STEAK!
[Richie ordering at Bacalli's]
Richie:...damn picture menus....GUYS! Should I get the lamb or the steak!?
Zen/Aaron: Steak!
Stanely/Richard: Lamb!
Richie: fak! ><.....COMON GUYS THE LAMB OR THE STEAK!?
Zen/Aaron: Lamb!
Stanely/Richard: Steak!
Richie: FREAKIN CHRIST! @_@
[it then goes on with the guys tormenting Richie to choose one of them]
Richie: OKAY OKAY SHUT UP! [grabs phone]
[Richie calls Christina]
Richie: CHRISTINA!
Christina: wah?
Richie: I'm trying to decide between the lamb or the steak!
Christina: steak!
Richie: okay thanks!
Richard: well of course she'd say steak since shes a "Lamb" [her name: Christina Lam]
Richie: @_@ [grabs phone]
[Richie calls Jenny]
Richie: Jenny!!!! I'm trying to decide between the lamb or the steak!
Jenny: ....I've never tried lamb before....
Richie: O really? it's quite good. it takes a while to thoroughly cook but its still....DJSlkasjdflkajsdlf NEVER MIND THAT. THE GOAT OR THE COW!?
Jenny: steak!
Richie: k thanks! [hangs up] thats 2 for steak!
Stanely: are you sure this is what you want...?
Richie: ....[grabs phone]
[Richie calls Anna]
Richie: Anna! I'm trying to decide if I should get the steak or the lamb.
Anna: Steak! It's freakin bomb!!!! [she knows best]
Richie: thanks! ^^
[hangs up].....[dramatic moment]
Richie: ALRIGHT I'm getting the STEAK!!!!!!! [other tables were watching all of this]
Aaron: why not get both?
[everyone freezes]
Aaron: You can get the steak and Stanley can get the lamb. Then share!
....[Richie's eyes almost teared up....Aaron saved the day]

2/20/10
[At Bacalli]
[Richie was being nice soo he opened the door for some ppl entering the restaurant]
[After Richie closed the door more ppl were coming in so he ended up opening the door for them too]
Richie: and thus I've become the doorman for Bacalli's.
[Stanley walks over to the bar and grabs a cup, he then hands it to Richie]
Stanley: there! better getting a tip for your service then none at all
Richie: HAHAHA non of these ppl would even say thanks or bother tipping me XD
[Richie opens the door for a lady]
Lady: [turns around and smiles] Thank you. Thank you very much :]

2/12/10
[Richie,Richard,Miz and Aaron were hanging at Richie's house]
[Miz just woke up]
Miz: I'm gonna wash my face~ [still sleepy]
Richie: in the toilet bowl? that isnt clean! [joking around with her]
Miz: Why not?
...
Richard, Aaron and Richie: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

2/2/10
Quote of the Day: "...its going to be very hard, unless your in bed with the right person" -Prof. Roland Percy
[how it happened]
[going over copyright issues and court trials in class]
Prof.R.P: I myself have gone to court twice and let me tell you folks it is not worth your time because court cases cost thousands of dollars. If a company is....[yada yada yada]...so you'd have to water mark the...[yada yada yada]...unless you meet the publicist,yet its going to be very hard, unless your in bed with the right person. [chuckles to himself]
Class: LOLOL.....

2/1/10
Quote of the Day: "I'am!!!" -Miz
[how it happened]
[playing a shooting game at Richie's house]
[Miz kept hiding to avoid getting shot]
Richie: OMG!!!! Be a man!!
Miz: I'am!!!

1/30/10
Quote of the Day: "Richard is your girlfriend drunk?" -Aaron
[how it happened]
[hanging out at Garvey Ranch Park]
[Miz attempts to do a cartwheel..or something..]
[Miz, flips....flops on the ground and she would repeat it over and over]
Aaron: Hey Richard is your girlfriend drunk?
Richard: maybe.

1/15/09
[Richie and Anna goes to Jack in the box and gets 20 tacos, afterwards...]
Anna: alright...I really need to pump gas! [her warning light was on]
[driving around]
Anna: omg omg omg I'm worried!!
Richie: dont worry.....I SEE IT!
Anna: WHERE WHERE OMGGGGGGGGG WHERERE I DONT SEE IT!!!
Richie: THERE!!!
Anna: THATS 7/11!!!! YOU LIED!
Richie: NOOOO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[past the freeway there was a shell gas station]
Anna: I SEE IT!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL
[ladies and gentlemen that was an "Anna Freak Out" [AFO]

1/15/09
[Richard's "Suprise" Party]
[Richie, Aaron, Miz and Tessie were at the park waiting for Hanh and Hong to come]
[while waiting everyone else were playing with two dogs that belonged to some lady sitting in her car]
[suddenly]
Richie: SHIT!!! I see him! Richard's here!! Tessie hide!
[Tessie hid behind the sink[thing] with the cake]
Richard: hey. [getting out of his car]
Richie: sup
[Richard comes to the table area where everyone was at]
[while everyone was talking, the two dogs ran back to play BUT they saw Tessie hiding behind the sink with the cake. The dogs went to her instead and started sniffing and jumping around her cause they wanted to play]
[Tessie was mouthing "help meeee!" to Richie]
Richie: @_@;....
[Richie pretends to walk around and claps at the dogs to come to him BUT Richard followed him and sees everything!]
Richie: FAK, DAMN IT, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! XDD

1/13/09
[reshooting in the studio]
Prof Percy: alright who wants to take pictures of me now?
Kevin: I'll do it
[sets up and the prof models]
[Before Kevin his the button]
Prof Percy: btw if these pictures dont come out the way I want it'll impact your grade.
class: hooo LOL

1/12/09
Quote of the day: "so...do I keep my shirt on?"
[how it happened]
1/11/09
Prof Percy: soo I want you and your partner to discuss how you're going to tackle this assignment together
[Richie and Aaron walking out]
Richie: any ideas?
Aaron: nope. Any ideas?
Richie: nope.guess were winging this!
Aaron: yep!
[next day in the studio, 1/12/09]
[Richie and Aaron's turn]
Richie: Your plan is about to crash and you dont have a shoot how do you feel!? [takes pictures]....You got a call they said that they want 1,000,000 or your dog dies
Class: dog? LOL
[Aaron turn]
Aaron: your a model [takes pictures]....Your backstage with your favorite band partying it out!
Richie: ...so...I keep my shirt on?
Class: LOLOLOLOL
[and that is how you break tension]

1/2/10
[Jenny, Richie, David and Henry were hanging out]
[they decided to go to Johnny's house to get Mario and extra wiimote]
[turns out that Johnny wasent even home but he didnt care if they came over or not]
[Richie parks in front of Johnny's house and David goes in to get the game]
[David walks through the front doors, which weren't even locked]
[after 10 mins of waiting]
Richie: doode....
Henry: I'm gonna go look inside
[waiting...]
[after like another 10 mins of waiting Richie and Jenny started talking about how Henry and David might've been distracted with Johnny's parents making then join for dinner OR if something had happened to them and their lives were in peril]
Richie: This is like one of those horror movies XD
Jenny: you should film this
Richie: its like, "one by one, our friends went in but never came back" and then the cameras gonna be pointed at you and suddenly somethings grab you from behind
Jenny: LOL
[waiting some more....]
[Jenny suddenly gets a phone call from her brother]
[While Richie was looking at Jenny there was a DARK figure moving behind her reaching at the car]
Richie: WHOAAAA!!!!!!
Jenny: HUH?! [turns around]
[it was Henry]
Henry: [gets in]GOSH he has soooo many games! we couldn't find it!
Richie: damn dude!!!
Jenny: we were just talking about this XDD

1/1/10
Quote of the day:
"Its the flaw in my typing,not the flaw in my heart" - Richie
[how it happened]
[Richard and Hong were knocking at Richie's door]
[Richie was in a chatroom with others]
[David was talking about not having a camera
Richie: [who was being rushed] I don't have a camera?
[...]
Richie: WAIIITTTTT I MEAN I DO! I DO!!! XDD OMG LOLOLOL
[later on...Richie check's Jenny's info with Richie's mistake]
Richie: JENNNYYYY XDDDD YOUR INFO!!! alkdjflaksdjf
Jenny: LOL <3
Richie: Goshh, its the flaw in my typing, not the flaw in my heart XD

JUST REMEMBERED
12/28/09
[after finishing Echo Mountain at night]
[Richie, Hong and Richard gets in the car]
Richie: O_O! Look a raccoon! I'm going after it [grabs camera]
[Richie looks around, gets on his stomach cuz the raccoon was under the car, then get runs around the corner of the house and was about to jump over the wall]
Richie: [tired of chasing it] STOOOOOP!!!
[the raccoon ACTUALLY stops to look at Richie]
Richie: okay, I'm sorry, hi, my name is Richie, I'm a photographer. May I take your picture?
[the raccoon TURNS around and takes one step forward towards Richie]
Richie: O_O [whoa]
[takes pictures]
Richie: thank you (=
[raccoon disappears over the wall]

12/30/09
Quote of the day: "Alright Joseph, spread em'..." -Richie
[how it happened]
[at Sam Han]
[Richie was cooking, he grabs a big chunk of meat]
Richie: alright Joseph, spread em'

12/30/09
[at Sam Han]
Richie: ...that piece of short ribs...its been eyeing me...See guys this is how it should be for a man and women. You know you want her and she wants you. [Richie grabs the meat] Once you finally get her you can cook her the way you want! [lays the short rib on the grill] and once shes perfect.....you can EAT HER!!!
[to girls: NO this is not how I see women, I was merely having a moment with my beef ^^]

12/30/09
[at Sam Han]
[Richie was getting his ice cream, he takes a spoon full of itbut before he puts it in his mouth he glanced at the grill and suddenly started blowing at the ice cream on his spoon]
Richie: ...lol....LOLOLOL
Joseph and William: O_o?
Richie: I looked at the grill and though for a moment that ice cream was hot HAHAHAHA

SORRY GUYS I've been freakin forgetful lately soo I have really updated my info at all! Soo if you guys remember anything please tell me and I'd be happy to add it in!

12/27/09
[Miz's Birthday Party]
[about to cut the cake but the problem is no one had candles...but Richard had a lighter]
Richard: here! [lights]
Mizuho: are you serious?!
Hong: go go go!!
[Richard lights it and Miz blows out the light every time]
Richie: dude...isnt the lighter getting really hot?
Richard: AHHHHH GO GO GO
Hong: 16...17...18...19! OKAY!
Richard: OWWwwWWww

12/27/09
[Miz's party]
Richard: Mizuho, whats in that box I gave you?
Miz: hm?
Richard: show it to everyone!
[Miz gets out the box BUT BEFORE LOOKING INTO IT SHE SHOWS IT TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!! It was a RING]
Everyone: O_O!!!!!
Richie: du- DUDE MIZ!!! LOOK AT IT!
Miz: ^_^ huh? [looks at it]
[silence]
[Miz covers her mouth]
Miz: o-my... [overjoyed]
Everyone: LOLOLOLOL OMG XDDD

12/13/09
[Richie, Sandy and Anna were at Targets]
Anna: hmmmMm.....I wonder which is faster [trying to decide which register to line up in]
Sandy: Where are you going?
Anna: [going to the register in the right] I'm gonna win!
Sandy: No I'm gonna win! [goes to wait at the register in front of her]
Cashier to Richie: I can help someone here
Richie: ...I WIN! [didnt even wait in line]

12/13/09
[After eating at IHOP]
[Richie's car was surrounded by a big and deep puddle]
Anna: drive over there so we dont get wet
Richie: its soo deep....>.>
Sandy: Your a ninja Richie you can walk on water!!!
Richie: ~______~ uhh.....
[Richie goes from the back of the car,somehow manages to open the front door]
Anna: hes got this...
[Richie TRIES to jump into the driver's seat BUT he MISSES and almost falls into the huge puddle with his ass dangling above the water.]
Anna and Sandy: AHHHH!!! OMGG
[Yet he was able to grab the steering wheel and part of the door before falling in]
Anna and Sandy: LOLOLOL

12/12/09
Quote of the day:
"Oh, I forgot I had to pay you LOLOLOL"
-Anna Ha
[how it happened]
[Richie and Anna goes to Jack in the Box]
[Anna orders]
[whilt waiting she was talking to Richie]
[pulls up to the window]
[Person looks at Anna, Anna looks at person]
[...]
Anna: Oh, I forgot I had to pay you LOLOLOL
Richie: OMG!! HAHAHAA

12/9/09
Quote of the day:
"Food is really like love, it fills you, and makes you warm inside."
- Richie Subintr

12/5/09
[at free lab]
Richie: can I get my hours?
Abe: yeah sure
Richie: ...hmm...hey Abe do I get hours for standing in line?
[Richie waited 2 hours to get in the dark room]
Abe: ...sure!
[clicks on computer]
Abe: you have a 16 hours.....[clicks click] and you have a total of 30
Richie/ ppl behind him: o_o...?
Abe: ^_^ just say yes.
Richie: yea...Yes!
[Richie was only in lab for 2 hours]

12/4/09
Quote of the Day: "This is so NOT gay" - Johnny Chen
[while driving home]
[You Belong to Me by Taylor Swift starts playing]
[Richie sings, Johnny starts singing and then Miz joined]
Richie, Johnny and Miz: [singing] She wears short skirts, I wear a T shirt, shes cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers....
Johnny: LOL This is so NOT GAY.

12/1/09
[hanging out at Mizuho's house, 11ish]
[Miz's dad wouldn't have liked it if he found guys hanging out in her room this late]
[hears someone walking to the door]
[Richard and Richie springs up]
[Richie was the first one out the door, he leaped over the stairs and smashed into the grass. Richard walked out]
[while hiding]
Richard: [muffling his laughter] lolololololol lmao lmao lolol
[later on...back in the room]
[hears footsteps]
Richie thinking: I'm not gonna fall
[while getting out his steps on Richard's foot, trips and fall face down on the grass]

Random Poll
Question: whats harder, Mizuho's head or a coconut
Coconut:0
Mizuho's Head:7

11/26-27/09
[after camping at Best Buy's]
[Richard, Hong and Miz collapsed on the bed while Richie TRIED to sleep in the chair]
[when Richie woke up he was on the floor close to the door]
Richie: wtf....how did I- wasent I on the floor?
Richard: werent you under the bed?
[soo somehow Richie went from the chair, to under the bed to the door while he was sleeping]

11/25/09
[talking about how professor for photo]
Ashley: yeah she wants it to be creamy.
Chris: she needs it to be crisp.
Someone else: Deep depth of field.
[etc, more but I forgot]
Meddie: LOLOLOL you guys make Photography sound like a sexual experience.
Everyone: LOLOLOL LMAO

11/22/09
The Battle for Beef Jerky
Short Summary
-Dad buys jerky
-Christina takes it
-EVERYONE goes after it
-There was just one HUGE pile of ppl on top of each other in Richie's bed
-Christina just wouldnt let go
-Mizuho grabs Christina's chest
-Richie finally gets the bag or jerky and RUNS OUT THE HOUSE
-Richard goes after Richie
-Both running down the block still in socks
-Richie takes out a piece and jams it in his mouth
-Richard suddenly jumps on Richie,takes the bag and runs back
-Richie gets locked out
-Bag was pretty much empty when Richie got to it =(
[later on]
-Justin comes in....
-Justin: who wants Mochi?
-Everyone: I DO!!!!
-Glares shoot off.....
-and the fight continues....GG

11/21/09
[At WoodRanch]
Waitress: Good even everyone my name is [forgot] and I will be with you all tonight. I this the first time here for any of you?
Aunt: Only him! [pointing at Richie]
Waitress: Oh its his birthday?
Aunt,Uncle,Richie: O_O?
Waitress: Happy Birthday!
Richie: ^^ thanks.
[after eating]
Waitress: is everyone okay here. Now for birthdays we do offer sundaes, cheese cakes..etc
Uncle: uhh we'll just get the sundea
Richie:o_o
Aunt: shhhhh just go with it XD
[moments later]
Waitress: Happpy Birtthdayyy tooo youuuu.....
Richie:Thank YOu!!!! >_<

11/20/09
[random moment]
Richie: hey guys if you can be any sorta monster or spirit, what would you be?
[outta no where]
Johnny: Spiderman!
Richie: a spirit or monster?
Johnny: YES! Spiderman!
Richie: Okay! LOL

11/13/09
[after class]
Johnny: [Eating the sandwich Richie game him] Dont you just love the middle of the sandwich? Its where EVERYTHING is mMMMmm
Richie: I absolutely understand. =)

Halloween!!
11/1/09
[at the beach around 2ish]
[Richard and William was trying to light the candle's for Joseph's cupcake]
[since they WERE at the beach, the wind was too hard]
[Richie and Aaron were trying to distract Joseph while they were working]
[after like 10 mins and an ENTIRE pack of matches William and Richard finally got it soo they cupped the candles with hands soo that it wouldnt go out]
Richie: alright lets goo! [starts singing]
William: Jos-Joseph, Blow it blow it out now!!!! [since William's hands ARE cupping the fire]
[after Joseph blows it out they somehow start it again later, got all the dead matches and threw them in the fire creating a little bon-fire]

10/31/09
[watching scary movie]
Aaron: [just getting off the phone] Joe's coming
Richie: hey lets scare him!!! I'll hide under that massage bed!
[while Richie was walking to the bed he pass in front of the tv AT THE VERY SECOND THE GHOST POPS UP SOO Richie FREAKED, tripped and smashed into the bed hitting the metal frames]
Richie: AHHHH @_@_@_@_@ THAT WAS SCARYYYYYY X_X
Everyone: LOLOLOL
[Joseph comes, Richie's already hiding under the bed]
Joseph: hey wheres Richie?
Everyone: O_O...bathroom!
William: yeahh you see that pizza, most of it is gone cuz of him soo he need the bathroom REALLY BAD
Richie: [under the bed] ~_~....okay.
[Joseph sits down, Richie waits for a chance....Joseph moves around and GRABS RICHIE'S ARm]
Joseph: wth? [grabs grabs grabs, lifts the curtains] HEY!!!
Richie/everyone: NOOOOOOOOO RICHIE YOUR SUPPOSE TO GRAB HIM FIRST!!!!!

10/31/09
[while watching some scare movie]
[Ghost/monster/thing was gonna grab a girl]
[silent and scary part]
[Girl looks to her left]
William: What about the other side [her right]
Everyone: LOLOL

Note to self: Korean movies with computer generated subs are FAKIN HILARIOUS!

10/31/09
[During free lab]
[a student brings a cup of noodle and ask the Lab instructor [Nick] if they had any hot water]
Nick: Do- Do I have any hot water? Now just wait a moment there! Jim!
Jim: [lab tech] yeah? what?
Nick: Jim where does boiling water come from?
Jim: from...a boiler?
Nick: FROM A BOILER!!! that means that waters been sitting there in that tanker for a long time!
Jim: ...so?
Nick: MY point is that we dont know whats in that water!!!
Jim: ~_~...just water?
Nick: Thats it!?
Jim: then why dont you just add water and put it in the microwave
Nick: NOOO you must'nt!!! you have to use a stove
[and thus their conversation on boiling water goes on as well as the growth of the line of students waiting to asking them question for lab]

10/28/09
[while waiting in line for the Kogi orders]
[a limo with people from Ski Dazzle comes by to give free stuff out and take pictures]
[a photographer asks Richie's group to take pictures]
[everyone poses....the photographer clicks....and clicks...slowly]
Richie: [looking over] you setting it on shutter priority?
Photographer: uhhh I think so
Richie: [already with his camera] yeahh I love its effects
Photographer: oo what are you setting it at lets see you give it a try
[Richie shows him his picture]
Richie: ...uh...lemme show you how to do that...
[Richie feels extremely proud of himself]

10/28/09
[while driving around looking for the Kogi truck....]
Richie: where is it....
[suddenly a truck with graffiti all over it passes Richie]
Richie: whats that say... Ko...Kooooogii?
Joseph: Ah!
Richie: Ah!?
Hanh: AH
Mizuho: ah?
Everyone in the car: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURN!!!!!!!
[Richie makes A REALLLY SHARP turn, entering some parking lot the wrong way]
Richie: SHIT!!! wrong way
[he drives in the parking lot making some weird 8 shape]
Joseph: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!?!?
Richie: THERE IT IS!!!!! [speeding towards the truck]

10/26/09
[Since Richie doesnt always answer Richard's reply when he AIMs him Mizuho talked to Richie]
Mizuho: you know you should talk to Richard...he said that he feels "lonely and wants companionship"
Richie: O_O
[3 other people looked at Mizuho]
Richie:....wow...that sounded soo gay

10/25/09
[Sandy drinks lemonade with A LOT OF SUGAR]
[later on.....]
Sandy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Richie: GOOD GAWD ANNA!!! SHES LOST IT!!!
[Richie was trying to freak her out [particularly with his driving]
Richie: SHES NOT GETTING SCARED AT ALL!!!
SANDY: AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHA
Anna: WELL YOU'RE SCARING THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!!!!
Richie: O yeah!? what if I smash into that car Sandy [speeds up]
Sandy: LMAO HAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHH DO IT!!!

JUST remembered
[during free lab]
[Free Lab Instructor comes in]
Instructor: Good afternoon everyone my name is Nick and I'am your free lab instructor. Please ask me any question and I will do my very best to answer them!
Random guy: Nick! what is the meaning of life?
Nick: uhh the mean of life? I cant give you that answer right now see me after lab
Guy: soo are you inviting me to a special session?
Nick: uhhh no thats not allowed here...
Everyone: LOLOL

10/19/09
[Anna pawns Hong in a conversation about how to teach and learn]
Richie: LMAO holy shit, even I haven't pushed him that far before. Gawd I love this girl XDD

JUST REMEMBERED
10/7/09
Sandy: We should buy porn for Richie! LOLOLOLOL
Anna: Man Sandy you're gonna make your future boyfriend happy! XD

10/9/09
[at the Ralphs]
[Richard needed to get some stuff soo everyone followed him]
Richard: ~_~ why is everyone here? We should all go and find separate things!
Everyone: okay
[BUT everyone walks over to the cold side to look for cheese]
Richie: Wahh!? were all still here!!! LOLOL
Richard: alright, Richie, you find bread! BROWN bread!
Richie: okay
[a while later]
Richie: okay I got the bread.
Ricard: is it brown?
Richie: ...yeah.
Richard: Browner then you?
Richie: ....no...wait..why?
Richard: LOLOL did you noticed that I sent YOU to get brown bread? XD
Richie: wai- OMG LOLOL YOU SENT THE BROWN MAN TO GET THE BROWN BREAD
Everyone: LOLOLOLOL
Lesson: Only send a Brown man to do a Brown job!

10/9/09
THIS IS A FUNNY ASS ENTRY BUT I cant really tell everyone what really happened. All you needa know is that its FREAKIN difficult to use the restroom when a father and son is already inside. IF you really wanna know then ask!

10/17/09
[druing free lab]
[Richie was developing a picture of Anna]
Guy Next to him: Whose that? Shes pretty!
Richie: haha shes my friend ^_^
[Richie looks over to his tray]
Richie: whose....
[the picture starts developing to show a portrait of a nake girl]
Richie: .....that?
Guy: haha shes my friend ^_^
Richie thinking: o_o I want a friend like that...

10/10/09
12:16 A.M
[Richie does the matrix to dodge a fly, which was about to hit his pizza.]
[Epic]

10/10/09
[For about 2 weeks now Sandy's been holding a pumpkin pie...waiting for Richie and Anna to come...and finish it for her]
Sandy: omg....pie...
Richie: Sandy...I promise you...I will liberate you!
Sandy: lol

10/8/09
[Richie, Richard and Mizuho were hiking up Echo Moutain]
Richard: alright to celebrate double doubles on me!!
Richie: ^____^ your just like Tim. When I get exhausted he talks about food to get my strength back lol.
Richard: really....? Okay! No double double!!
Mizuho: wah!?
[Richie trips]
Richard: okay! double double!!
Richie: [gets up] Lets go.

10/7/09
[Richard, Richie and Mizuho were chilling in Richie's room]
[Richie was telling Richard about his dream towards photography]
Richie: I feel like a small fish...
Richard: small fish in a big pond...
Richie: ...I'm not even in the damn ocean yet...
Richard: Some fish dont belong in the ocean....
[silence]
Richie: ....Holy shit thats deep lol XDD
Richard: LOL
[the next day]
[Mizuho was talking about college]
Mizuho: I dunno where...
Richie: There is no clear destination in the future...only certainty that it will come...
[silence]
Richard: are you trying to be deep like yesterday?
Richie: ...yeah...

Just remembered
9/30/09
[Richie and Sandy were driving around]
Sandy: ...and you make a left turn there.
[Richie was zoning out....]
Richie: WAIT A SEC DONT WE TURN HERE!? [almost passing it]
Sandy: THATS WHAT I JUST SAID!!!!!
[Richie makes a REALLY Sharp turn]
[later on]
Sandy: [to Anna] mannnn earlier I told him to make a turn but all he did was smile and nodded!

10/3/09
[working in the dark room]
[The guy next to Richie suddenly walks into him]
Dude: oh sorry bro I didnt see you cuz you're wearing black...and dark
Richie: lol its okay dude.
[later on]
[Chris was walking by and he bumps into Richie]
Chris: oh- sorry I didnt see you cuz you're wearing black...and is br...
Richie: brown?
Chris: ....yeah
[the dude next the Richie starts cracking up]

9/29/09
[Richie, Richard, Mizuho and Hanh were at the beach]
[There was suddenly the LOUD sound of some turbines from a plan]
[everyone looks around]
Richie: where is it?
[Richard was looking up...and was starring at something]
Richard: Wahhhh!?! [it was a seagull]

9/25/09
[Richard was explaining the difference between white and yellow traffic signs]
Richard: soo that the recommended speed limit...
[Richie was speeding a bit]
Richard: and that sign right there means to STOP...RIGHT NOW BITCH!
Richie: HUH?!?!? O SHIT!!! [sees a stop sign]
[HARD BRAKES]
LOLOL

9/25/09
[Richard was going around and grabbing ppl's chest]
[at burger king...]
Richard: AHHHHH [attacks Johnny] I got you!!! I got everyone at this table!! Muhahahha
Everyone: ~_~. . .
[later on, during the drive home]
Mizuho: AH~ [grabs Richards chest] LOLOL. Okay Richie now its your turn to grabs Richard's boobs
[. . .]
Richard: he cant...hes driving...?

9/23/09
[Sandy was dropping off Richie]
[Richie got out of the car]
[as Sandy was pulling out of his drive way....]
[Richie PRETENDED that his foot got run over by her car and started yelling]
Sandy: O_O [jaw dropping]
Richie: AHHH AHHH AHHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL
Sandy: D:<

9/17/09
[Richie, Richard meets up with Anna and Sandy and they all go to visit Ms.Koutsky's class]
Sandy: Hey Ms.Koutsky! do you remember us?
Koutsky: Yeah!!! omg!
[they all talk a bit]
Koutsky: hey come inside for a bit
[they follow her]
Koutsky: Alright everyone, look, these are college students ooOooOoooo, you'll be just like them in 2 years!
Students: will we look like them too!?
Class: LOL

9/17/09
[Richie and Richard were visiting teachers at Keppel]
[they go to Ms.Ling]
Richard: hi Ms.Ling!
Ling: hi Richard! [hugs]
Ling to the class: Richard is very special
Richie: [comes in] am I special too?
Ling: ...you were Richie...some time....a long time ago...
Richie: O_O
Ling: [hugs] but Richards more special.
Richie: ~_~...

[just remembered]
[Richie, Christina and Mizuho were waiting for Richard's class to end]
[Richie was fooling around so he grabbed Mizuho's cell phone and PRETENDED to answer a call from Richard]
Richie: hello?....[pretends to talk]...oh hey dude...[pretends pretends]...OO you want to talk to Mizuho? Okay
[Mizuho reaches for the phone BUT Richie hands the phone to Christina]
[THINKING IT WAS RICHARD, SHE TRIES TO mimic Mizuho's voice]
Christina: HeLlllOooo Richard? [making her voice all naggy] Wheeree are you?.....Hello?....Hello?
[Richie was cracking up behind her]
Christina: hes not talking!
Richie: Thats cuz theres no one there.
[Christina looks at the screen...it was blank]
Christina: OMG!!!
Richie and Mizuho: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

The Twists of Anna
SSJ4MG (2:51:22 AM): im inbetween
SSJ4MG (2:51:24 AM): i could go both
SSJ4MG (2:51:25 AM): ways
SSJ4MG (2:51:25 AM): !
SSJ4MG (2:53:51 AM): very determined
SSJ4MG (3:09:06 AM): i have richie!
Firefox346 (3:16:05 AM): hes...having fun
Firefox346 (3:11:14 AM): but...I still like girls! ^^
SSJ4MG (3:11:25 AM): really thats too bad for me then
SSJ4MG (3:15:00 AM): aslong as your happy im fine with that
ah mas anna (3:25:18 AM): talking to richie?
SSJ4MG (3:25:21 AM): ya
SSJ4MG (3:25:21 AM): lol
ah mas anna (3:25:26 AM): HOW CUTE
Firefox346 (3:32:15 AM): I was stalking Sandy!
SSJ4MG (3:35:03 AM): what is that!
SSJ4MG (3:35:12 AM): stalking the wrong person
SSJ4MG (3:35:14 AM): !
sandychhuo (3:37:51 AM): he should stalk edison
sandychhuo (3:37:56 AM): so edison will be happy
SSJ4MG (3:34:34 AM): fine ill keep at it and see if it gets good

Just remembered
8/21/09
[Anna and Richie planning this out for Sandy's birthday party]
Anna: so she kept asking me question so I told her "HEY I TOLD YOU TO STAY STUPID" lmao
Richie: LOL
[later on...Richie and Sandy were talking]
Sandy: ...hmm...I wonder what Anna's planning...
Richie: Hey, you should stay stupid
Sandy: O_O...soo weird...someone else said that to me...
Inner Richie: Teee heee I know XD

9/5/09
[on aim]
Richie: TESSIE! LETS KICK IT TOMORROW~
Tessie: o.o kick it?..... :o kick mizuho?!
Richie: Yes! and hang out!
Tessie: YAYY!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY SINCE...FOREVER.....o.o wat we doing o_O
Richie: iono...hang out, chill out, freeze tag, kick Mizuho party!
Tessie: o.o cool wat time?

9/4/09
Prof.Cat: alright soo be back here in an hour! Have a good lunch
Richard Lee: alright lets go eat!
Richard Choa: Burger King?
Johnny: okay I'll set the timer so we wont be late for class
[everyone goes to Burger King for Lunch]
[break was comming to an end so they head back to the lab room]
[they find themselves in front of the lab but the lights were out yet the door was unlocked]
Johnny: should we go in?
Richard Choa: iono
Richies: lets just do it!
[everyone nods]
[Richard Choa grabs the handle......he turns it......and he pulls the doors open....SUDDENLY THE ALARM GOES OFF!]
Richie: HOLY SHIT!!!
Mizuho: WAH!?!?!?
Richard Chao: AHHHHHHHH
Johnny: wait....wait....
[everyone looks at Johnny]
[he pulls out his Iphone]
Johnny: the alarm just went off, so we're right on time ^^
Everyone: ...
Richie: WTH!!! Why do you have a security alarm for your Iphone!!! >O
Other students in the hall way: yeahhh WTF!~

9/2/09
[Professor Willhide was talking about how photographic chemicals in the dark room can mess you up]
Willhide: Soo if your pregnant dont come in here. Dont come in here to get pregnant either
Class: LOL

How One Thing Led To Another
Know how that saying of how one thing leads to another...Richie has met a similar case...
9/1/09
[around 1:00 A.M.]
[Richie gets thirsty so hes gets up to get water]
[while standing in front of the fridge he gets hungry]
[he warms up some left over ramen]
[he then turns on the tv and watches Jackie Chan Adventures]
[he finishes his ramen and starts he eat chips]
[he then gets up, and goes back to his room to watch anime]
And that is how one thing led to another....where you expecting him to get laid of something? LOLOLOL no.

FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE!!!
8/31/09
[PCC parking was INSANE so Richie, just parked his car and waiting until his class started]
[while waiting, from like 12:30 to 6, Richard, Mizuho and Richie got bored so they started to walk around]
[they ended up at a hobby store where they bough a RC car. BUT it wasent just an RC car it was a Warthog from Halo]
[Richard, Richie and Mizuho took turns driving the warthog back to PCC and THEN around the campus]
[Students were like "WTF!? HAHAHA"

8/31/09
[Richard waiting outside for Richie's and Mizuho's class which was from 6 to around 8:30]
[When class ended Richie and Mizuho went to look for Richard]
Mizuho: awwww I feel sorry for Richard, he had to wait soo long
Richie: look! there he is! give him a hug!
[Mizuho sprints towards Richard]
Mizuho: RRRRRIIIIIII [she throws her arms out for a hug] CCCCCHHHHHARRR-d AHHHHHHHHHH ITS NOT HIM!!
[Mizuho does and INSANE sharp there with her arms still sticking out for the hug]
Richie: LOLOLOLOL OMGSH!!! but it looks just like him XD!!
[Richie calls Richard]
Richie: hey where are you?
Richard: I'm in front of the library.

8/31/09
Richard Pulls Brown Jokes
#1
[Richie, Richard and Mizuho were at McDonalds for lunch]
[A person comes in and walks around asking for change]
Richard: hey, Mizuho give him the change
Mizhuo: nooo you do it!
Richard: finee fineeee [taps her]
Richard and Mizuho: Blacckkk anddd White!
[both extends they're palms]
Richard: and your brown!!!!
Richie: hey! XD
[Richie ends up giving him the change]
#2
[at the hat for dinner]
[Richie grabs one of Mizuho's chili cheese fries]
[While it he was about to eat it the fries it dripped on his arm]
Richard: camouflaged!!! the chili is the same color of your skin!!! LOLOLOLOL

8/29/09
[Richie was gathering people to go eat at Sam Han before school starts]
[while talking to Anna]
Anna: WUT IS SAN HAM? ROFL
Richie: LOL ALL YOU CAN EAT KOREAN RIBS
Anna: ohh D: I can totally beat u
Richie: O_O is that a challenge?
Anna: okay bad idea. LOL UR A MONSTER XD
Richie: LOLOLOL and a depressed one overall! XP

8/24/09
[Richie gets sick!]
[Richie falls asleep]
[a few hours later something knocks on his door]
[when Richie opens the door it was a group of his friends; Richard, Mizuho, Hong, Taffy and John]
Richie: O_O wth!?
Richard: alright everyone group hug!!!
[Richie's door way was suddenly clogged up my all of them giving him a hug]
Richie: ^^...you guys are the greatest...
[later on]
Grandma: Richie, you have a bad stomach today dont eat the beek cuz its oily!
Richie: ...
[after friends and everyone leaves...]
Richie: gosh...tell me not to eat beef is literally like telling me to stop breathing [grabs fork]
[his stomachache gets worst]

8/19/09
[driving around with Anna]
Anna: O the house was back there
Richie: O\____/O....[pauses]
Anna: .......LOLOL!!!!
Richie: What!?
Anna: Its the first time I've ever seen your eyes soo big LOLOL LMAO ROFL HAHAAHA

8/17/09
[At Legg Lake]
[Aaron ditched Hanh and William at the lake and since Richie's car was already full he couldnt take them both home. They then called Vincent to save the day. When Vincent reaches the lake he calls Richie...]
[on the phone]
Vincent: yo, where you at right now?
Richie: I'm by the pier. Do you see the pier?
Vincent: nnnooo I see a play ground and a blue dragon.
Richie: alright, do you see a green octopus?
Vincent: yeah! I see it!
Richie: Alright. I'm at the green dragon. I'll come to you!
Vincent: you know what lets just walk to the middle, we'll meet up there
Richie: lol okay
[Richie walks...and walks]
Richie: yo, where you at?
Vincent: I'm at the blue dragon?
Richie: WTF!? I'm at the green octopus!
Vincent: I though you were at the purple dragon?
Richie: Nooo, right now I'm at the blue octopus!
Vincent: alright I'll come back.
Richie: okay...[starts walking again]
[like after a while]
Richie: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!
Vincent: I'AM AT THE GREEN OCTOPUS!!!
Richie: WHAT ABOUT THE PURPLE DRAGON!?!?!?!
Vincent: THERE IS NO PURPLE DRAGON!!!!!!!
Richie: [suddenly spotting Vincent] I SEE YOU DONT MOVE!!!!!
[this all took place in one big circle LOLOL

8/17/09
[Richard knocks on Mizuho's head while she was zoning out]
Richard: Is anyone home?
Mizuho: My mom's home
[WTF LOLOLOL]

8/15/09
[Richie recieves a letter from one of Mom's customers]
[Richie opens the card and reads it, its a late graduation card that says "Richie! I expect you to be the next president okay!?" - Aunty Joyce]
Richie: LOL. Awwww....sorry but I'm a photographer.

8/15/09
[Richie was talking to Anna on AIM]
Anna: I will...crash ur party, take ur food and run TEEHEE
Richie: Pshhh, you'll never make it. If your taking MY food your basically wagging war against me...and there will be no such thing as a happily ever after ^^

8/?/09
[at the park planning out the group camping trip]
[everyone standing in some circle]
Richie: alright so, by a show of hands who here HAS go camping before?
[Richie looks around...not one person raises their hand]
Richie: O___O...this is gonna be fun
[the only guy with experience...]

8/12/09
Richie's VERY Tiring Day
- On the previous night there was a meteor shower so Richie [literally] camped outside and stayed up til 5 and waking up around 9
- Richie was gonna go out but he had to do the dishes so he rushed it
- as he finished the dishes his grandma calls him to help; he had to go to the super market and get one of those huge bags of rice. Richie jogged home with one on his shoulder
- finally getting back he power walks his way to barnes park
- they ended up playing capture the flag [A LOT more running]
- later played truth or dare, if you wont do it you had to run around the park [more more more running]

7/26/09
[7:03 AM]
[Dad comes out to see Richie taking pictures at the table]
Dad: this is weird, why are you up so early? Where are you going?
Richie: O_O...up?...early...?
Dad: -_-...you...
[Richie sips his drink]
Richie: yep
[Richie didnt even go to bed yet]

7/24/09
[Grandma was talking to Richie]
Grandma: here, try this [gets out some green drink from the fridge] I made it,its suppose to make your skin healthier and it tastes good! ^^
Richie: OoOo okayy
[Richie drinks]
Richie: [cracks inside] ...it...tastes...Great!!! ^^;
Grandma: Oo really?! good good
[Richie didnt want to hurt Grandma's feelings soo he gulps down the entire bottle]
Grandma: done? Cuz I have more! ^^
Richie: Urgh..O..hahahah...uhh its okay I'm full thanks! [walks away...]

7/21/09
[Richie shows Anna the vid of him dancing at the park]
Anna: [comments] you walk weird!
Richie: [commenting back] cause I'm missing something
Anna: a wee wee?
Richie: WTF~! No!
Anna: i was gonna say BONER because guys walk funny when they have one =X HAHAHA
Richie: O____O OMFG...
[later on]
Richie: so did you figure it out yet?
Anna: no lol
Richie: terrible...here I'll ask Joyce!
[chatting with Joyce]
Richie: If your my girlfriend you'd know why! Cause my friend's been bugging me about how I walk weird, do you know why?
Joyce: no
Richie: HOLY SH** REALLY!?....I'm utterly depressed
[goes back to Anna]
Richie: -_- FML... she doesnt know...
Anna: HAHAHA, weights? LOL idk
Richie: I'm not revealing it until someone else does
[And whoever gets it right I'll consider them a true friend]

7/20/09
[while eating at The Hat]
Vincent: [while talking to Joseph] hey did you hear about the Big Bang?
Richie: [suddenly tuning in] Huh? How hard?
Hanh: hahaa....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vincent: OMG!
Joseph: lol
[Aaron comes in]
Richie: hey Aaron, do YOU know about the Big Bang?

7/10/09
[Richie, Joseph, Hanh, Aaron and Vincent were at a Japanese sushi restaurant in Redondo Beach and had just finished eating]
Richie: Sumi masen~ Sumi masen!!
[Richie was trying to call the waitress to get the bill in Japanese. Sumi masen meant "excuse me"]
[The waitress comes up to Vincent]
Vincent: uhh...Sumi masen,Sumi masen!
Everyone at the table: O_O
Waitress: ....Hai?
Richie: AHHHHHH Noooo >< "Sumi masen" means "excuse me" in Japanese!!!
Vincent: OO I though that meant "bill"
Richie: Nooo
[Richie talks to waitress]
Richie: eto...gomenasai...bokura tomadachi...sono...baka desu~
Waitress: lol its okayy XD because he kept yelling "excuse me, excuse me"

7/6/09
[Richie was chatting with Joyce on AIM]
[Joyce was talking about her appearences with and without glasses]
Richie: [AIMing Sandy] SANDY!!! HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR GF THAT GLASSES ARE A TURN ON!?!...and ponytails....omg she has them too O_O!!! [a R.R. moment (Random Richie)]
Sandy: ROFL...you tell her...that you think...she looks sexy in glasses
Richie: .....[wondering what would happen if he did say that]
[AIMing Joyce]
Richie: Hey Joyce?....I just took an advice from a friend and I wanna trying to see how itgdoes...[Comencing!] Joyce I think you look sexy in glasses and in ponytail....
[Richie's thoughts: HOLY MOTHER OF **********BURRITOS****** did I just ********MY SEVEN DAWFS!??!?!]
Joyce: "Trying"?
Richie: ahaha....it told a lot outta me to just say that...so I guess I screwed up along the way
Joyce: oooo...Thanks....but I hate glasses!
Richie: AHHHHHHHH I'm not saying that you have to wear them, I'm otn saying that should wear them, I'm just-jfdalksjdfasjdflkasjdfljasdfasdfasdfh [bows down] I'm sorry!!! ><
Joyce: get up. its okay
Richie: just stay the way you are. I'll love you no matter what ^^b
[Quickly AIMing Sandy]
Richie: ='( .....being sexy on AIM is hard...
Sandy: ROFL

Because of AIM was being gay on me I lost the convo between Joyce,Anna and I but this is how it went [summarizing it]
1. Richie was telling Anna about his plan for getting Joyce to his party
2. Anna tried to come up with some plan but Richie misunderstoof thinking that she wanted Joyce to stay over at his house
3.Richie was telling Joyce about their convo and in the background Anna was AIMing Richie telling him that she wanted coffee and donuts
4. Richie told Joyce that...
5.Joyce wanted coffee and donuts...
6. Coffee and donuts suddenly sounded REALLY GOOD

[forgot the date]
[Richie was talking to both Joyce and Anna at the same time.]
[While chatting with Anna;]
Richie: since Joyce's mom is soooo protective, you have to meet one of these things in order to go out;church, a group of friends OR a formal invitation and I created this invite for her and I'm going to mail it. Cuz on our last date we ate at Panda Express and she got a fortune cookie saying that "you will soon recieve good news in the mail" and lets hope I'm gonna be that letter!
[Anna doesnt answer]
[Richie goes off to get a drink but as he walked by the window he noticed that the moon was BEAUTIFUL soo he quickly ran to his room. While grabbing his camera and tripod in his room he noticed that Joyce AIMed him]
Joyce: Really!?! hold on lemme check, OMG it does say that! How the hell do you remember!?
[Richie was in rush soo he didnt think about it and went on the roof.While on the roof Richie gets a call from Joyce...only to discover that he was really AIMing her the entire time NOT ANNA]
Richie: FML
[he just blew his plan wide open]

6/27/09
[going to Volunteer]
[getting to the check point of the park]
Tim: Ohh man I dont want to pay
Richie: snaps!
Tim: uhh...uhhhh QUICK!!! put on your vest! [the DFG vest]
[Tim and Richie takes off their seat belts to put the vest of BUT Tim still had his foot on the petal so the car was moving. Richie got his vest on first]
Richie: HOLY CRAP!!!!! [grabs the wheel]
[cuz the car was going off the lane]
Tim: alright...alright....OKAY act casual! we've got to put on some music!
[Tim hits the radio BUT LOUD CHINESE music starts playing]
Richie: WTF!? LOL
Tim: AHHHHHH [trying to change the station]
[pulls up to the booth]
Tim: O________O uh....we're volunteers.
Lady: Oh! Go Right in boys!
[drives in....]
[silence....]
Tim and Richie: LMAOOOOOOO OMG
Tim: WE ACUTALLY GOT THROUGH!!!
Richie: Screw the $4 parking!!!

6/25/09
[after Joyce leaves]
[Richie really needed to use the restroom]
Richie: ~____________~;; I'm stranded here....
[Richie would call Aaron but he's in Taho, so he called Elton but Elton was with his friends, called mom, but she was too busy THEN he called Ann "Anna"]
Ann: okay I'll come get on Garfield and Main
Richie: thanks @_@
[while waiting..Richie remembers that Ann had a red car so he stood my the street spotting any red cars he can find]
Richie: REd!...its...not Ann....
[after a long wait...and apprently spotting MANY MANY red cars....]
Richie: gah...I give...no more....red! Its ANN!
[gets in the car]
Richie: hey, Ahhh you saved me you have been promoted, you are now Anna again and I'll pay for one of your meals if we ever hang out.
[after getting dropped off Richie runs to his bathroom]

6/24/09
Richie: I just took of of those random quizzes on facebook
Joyce: which one?
Richie: "what type of pick up line fits you?" and mine was "Do you have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call her if I ever saw an angel..."
Joyce: ewww dont ever use that on me! its lame!
Richie: ...damn! LOL

6/14/09
[at the Robotics Banquet]
[Richie was talking to Joyce on the phone]
Joyce: so there is this huge crack on my camera now =(
Richie: alright I'll tell you how to get rid of it; go to CVS print of a picture of me, cut it out and STICK MY FACE ON IT!
Joyce: what!?
Everyone on the pier: What!? O_O?!
Joyce: uhh no I don't think so
Richie: lol trust me its gonna work!
Joyce: not gonna happen.
[talks some more and later hangs up]
Lady fishing next to Richie: OoooHoohOO you are in trouble!
[Richie looks around]
Lady: noo you you! You're in love her don't you? You're in trouble!
Richie: haha...I do...

6/10/09
[driving to Garvey Ranch Park]
Joseph: hey do you know where to go?
Richie: yeahh man I walk around these hills everyday!
Joseph: o okay.
[Joseph drives, Richie gives directions Jonathan sings chinese songs]
Joseph: this way?
Richie: yeah! these hills are like my backyard!
[turns]
Richie: WTF!?! there was a hill here!?
[both Joseph and Jonathan paused....]
Jonathan: I think we should use a map
Richie: NO! I'am THE MAP!!! so turn left!
[turns left and hits a freeway]
Joseph: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!
Jonathan: hey were by the montebello mall lol...

6/10/09
[bored and hanging out and Richie's house]
Joseph: what should we do..?
[opens Vincent's trunk, inside was a bunch of badminton rackets, a basketball, and football, some tennis rackets]
[Vincent, Joseph, Richie, Aaron and Stanley ended up playing almost every sport with a ball {Richie went into to get the soccer ball} then after they all went to the park to play Monster and Freeze tag for about 4 hours]

6/10/09
[After senior activities]
[Tim and Richie were trying to leave school, many others did but some were rounded into their 4th per]
Richie: hey there used to be a gate opened by the field lets use that.
[Tim and Richie were crossing the upper field]
Richie: Ohhh snaps! Narks!
Tim: should we run?
Richie: wait..wait..just keep moving..slowly...
Tim: omg...
Richie: what?
Tim: RUN!!!!!!!!
Richie: HUH!?!? [turns around the narks in the golf cart were driving across the field towards Richie and Tim]
Richie and Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! GOGOGOOGOGO
[suddenly Aaron drives by]
Richie: AARON!!! KEEP THE ENGINES RUNNING!!!
[makes a quick get-away]

6/2/09
[working on last issue for journalism]
[Richie was hidding in Mr.In's room with Joyce and Edmund so that Edward wont have to drag him around to do trivial chores]
[Finally...the door opens and Edward comes in]
Richie: damn it!
Edward: waht do you mean damn it!? I finally found you! now lets go!
Joyce: oo my mom's here
Richie: I'll walk you too the car! ^^
Edward: no way! You're comming with me!
Joyce: com'on!
Richie: Ahhhhhh >< girl friend or Edward [photography]?
@_@_@_@
[Edward wasen't gonna let Richie go anyways soo...]
Richie: ALRIGHT! EDMUND I'm giving you the responsibility of walking Joyce to the car! Alright Edward lets go!

5/24/09
Catherine: its okay, no worries
Richie: NO life isn't Hakuna Matta!!

5/22/09
[Richie goes to take the driving test]
[around 2 hours later Richie comes back]
Jeb: Hey where your license?
[the whole shop listens....]
Richie: ...I dont have it
[Jeb and the whole shops has the ~_~ expression]
Jeb: why?
Richie: cause its gonna come in the mail in a bit LOL
everyone: O_O!!!!! GOSH!

5/21/09
[the festival of learning]
[the head dean Mr.S comes to try the dragsters]
[going against Aaron]
Richie: hey...does this mean that if Aaron will we all get detention?
Mr.S: HAHAHA I like that one!! YEah!!!
Everyone: AHHH LOSE AARON LOSE!!!
[they race, Aaron loses]
Mr.Saccone: my turn! >D]
[they race....Saccone wins]
Saccone: ahhhhhahahah~
Mr.S: lol its okay I know to let my elders win
Everyone: OOoooOOoooOo

5/21/09
[at the festival of learning]
[at the robotics/IT section outside, Jessica was testing her reacting time with the dragster's buzzer]
Aaron: .001 WOW!
[Jessica tries again]
[her time; .002]
Richie: jebus!!! how!?
Dion: thats what you get from texting
everyone: ROFL

5/19/09
[at the Auto Banquet]
[Richie was taught how to "control the audience" with his presence by Hong]
[When Richie was done he returned to his seat to finish his MUCH NEEDED dinner]
Hong: [who came by] soo how was it?
Richie: the chicken is great! =D
[Richie honestly meant it but everyone at the table was like O_O;]
Hong: NOO ><

5/16/09
[prom]
[at the security check in]
Guard: sir, please empty the contents of your bag [Richie's camera bag]
Richie: er-...everything?
Guard: Everything!
Richie okay...soo I've got one camera, one zoom lens, a cover for the zoom lens, a lens cap, a rear protector, an extra eye piece, a cover for that, a mini tripod, another cap for the camera, a wallet, press passes, my driving permit and my fishing license.
People watching Richie: LMAO dude! its Richie!
Guard: O_O...okay you can go
[the table was LITERALLY filled with Richie's stuff soo when Richie started repacking all his stuff again the guard rolled his eyes. PLUS the line behind Richie got ever longer cause it took soo long]

5/15/09
[Richie was helping the robotics guys at Play Days]
[While making funnel cakes, Aaron was playing with a laser pointer that is used to measure the temperature of what its pointed at]
Richie: point it at that! [the fridge]
Aaron: 43 degrees
Richie: lol alright! [random moment] point it at my crotch.
Aaron: LOL 84 degrees
Richie: okay, I'm gonna go outside and find a hot girl, get me again after that!
[Richie ACUTALLY goes out and does it]
Aaron: [measuring it] O_O...72 degrees
Richie: WTFreak!!!! Wait NO! that doesnt count! we're measuring it outside not inside!
[later on]
[Richie was sitting in the booth]
[Richie reads the yellow tag in the back of the laser pointer]
Yellow Tag: Warning, this device emits radiation, DO NOT POINT AT ANYONE OR ANY ANIMALS, can cause servere damage.
Richie: ....O_O.....MY CHILDREN!!!!! AHHH!!!

5/14/09
[Talking about Senior Ditch Day]
Mizuho: so what kinda of movies would you prefer? Romance, comedy? What what?
Richie: hmmm [looks at Elden "Chad"] how about Chads Gone Wild? LOL
Mizuho: huh? whats that?
Richie: O_O [holy sh**] you dont know..?
Mizuho: what is it?
Richie: uhh...lol
Mizuho: Hey Nigel, whats "Chads gone wild"
Nigel: WHaa WHAT!?!?! ROFL
Richie: LMAOOOOOO
Elden: HAHAHAHA
Nigel: wait, seriously!? LMAO
Richie: yeah she doesnt know...
Nigel: just like "tea bag" LOL
Mizuho: Whattt ><
Richie: [still laughing like crazy] uhh alright go home and look up "gone wild"
[Hong comes by]
Richie: hey Mr.Hong Mizuho doesnt know what "wild gone" means
Hong: O_O [has that OMG are you sh**ing me face]
[later that night]
Mizuho: [on aim] hey so what is Chads gone wild? Nightyyy call me k?
Richie: OH gosh she really doesnt know...XDD

5/10/09
Sandy: i think you'll be full tmr since annas goin to be givin u food too since annas goin to be givin u food too
Richie: lol love that girl
Sandy: haha me too[Anna suddenly AIMs Richie]
Richie: heyy Sandy and I was just talking about you
Anna: Why are you talking smack!

5/9/09
[dropping off William]
William: alright guys good night and see ya tomarrow
Richie: [rolling down the window] what? tomorrow?
William: . . . . . DAMN IT! ROFL [that was around 5 seconds of silence XD]
Richie and Aaron: LMAO
[its saturday]

5/9/09
[Aaron, William and Richie were at IHOPS]
[Richie gets the menu, which happens to have pictures]
Richie: HMmMmHmmMmm....<3 what should I get [drools]
William: See Aaron lets not go to any place with picture menus
[Richie orders the sirloion steak crusted in american cheese, mushrooms and onions. Also with the side of corn and hashbrowns]
[when Richie gets it...]
Richie: dear god....which side do I begin at!? the steak!? The hashbrowns!?!?
WIlliam: does it matter? your probably gonna just shove it all in your mouth anyways.
[true]

HOW RICHIE PULLED IT OFF! [must read story]

[4/22/09]
[before leaving for State Richie ran to Mr.In's room]
Richie: Joyce! YOU OUT HERE! NOW!
Joyce: ??
Richie: uhhh, I don't think these cookies belong to this guy
Joyce: yes they do!
Richie: o...well...hey! Are you going to prom?
Joyce: I don't think so..why?
[WARNING TO ALL GUYS, DON'T EVER DO THIS!]
Richie: well..uhh..I wanna go and...I didn't buy tickets, and I was thinking that we could split the tic- [stupid Richie finally stopped]
Richie: WAIT >< THIS suppose to be that romantic part where I get on my knees and ask you out to prom!! >o<
Joyce: What!?!? LOL
Richie: gg...this is soo terrible. [clears his throat] Okay!!
Joyce: O_O
Richie: Joyce..soo would you go to prom...with me?
Joyce: LOL okay....
Richie: GAHHHHHHHH THIS IS SOOO BAD, HEY when I get back from State I'm gonna ask you again!!! THE right way!
Joyce: Sure but you don't have too.
5/1/09
[Richie was working in the dark room on his...secret project. Richie finishes a test strip and was almost ready]
Richie: hey Andreana, wheres Joyce right now?
Andreana: she went to donate blood
Richie: WHAT!!!!! AHHHHHH ARE YOU SURE!?
Andreana: yeah she ju- [Richie sprinted out of the room]
[Richie sees Joyce still around]
Richie: [sigh on relief] Hey Joyce you aren't gonna donate blood?
Joyce: Noo I didn't get a summon and they're aren't taking anymore people
Richie: GOOD!!...>< I mean! not cuz you aren't donating @_@
[not thinking straight at all]
[Richie sprints back to the dark room to finish his work]
[Finally, the warning bell rings]
Richie: Joyce! Crap, your the only one I can trust I need your help!
Joyce: okay.
Richie: [taking her to the dark room] I have to make a REALLY REALLY important call, can you develope this print for me?
Joyce: wait, wha!? what about the developing time?
Richie: don't worry about it! [Richie disappears]
[The bell rings and everyone leaves]
Richie: [coming back to the dark room] did it come out?
Joyce: no! its it dark!
Richie: WHAT?!?! NOOOOOO [@_@_@_@_@ nooo wayyy Richie failed making a print?!?!] [sighs] okay..uhh just wash it and you can leave.
[Joyce takes the print and goes outside...]
[Joyce examines the print closely...the picture was a message saying "Joyce, would you go to prom with me?"]
Richie: [seeing it] I told you right...that I would ask you out again...would you? =]
Joyce: =) you know my answer...of course
[sooo it turns out that the chemical was foggy thats why she couldn't read it]
Overview: Richie's original plan was to have Joyce read the letters as they come out BUT #1. Joyce usually develops her prints facing down, #2. the chemical solution was foggy.Also Mr.Hong forgot to give Joyce her summon so she didn't go to donate blood. ROFL

4/30/09
Richie had;
-a sandwhich
-rice with spam and eggs
-a box of watermelon
-a box snacks [all courtsy of Anna]
-a box of cookies [courtsy of Joyce]
-a Thai dinner
-and two slices of cake [courtsy of Will Power]
Sooo Richie how do you feel?
"....my stomach....."

4/30/09
[Richie's Birthday]
[Anna gives Richie a bag FULL of FOOD!]
[Richie was walking around with the bag, and everyone just keeps on starring at him]
Richie: o_o?
random guy: hey nice bag!
[3rd period]
Rammy: ...hey why do you have a Victoria's Secret bag?
Richie: HUH?!
[Richie quickly gets ups to see a tag on the bag that says "Give me sexy"]
Richie: WTF!!!!
[Richie ACUTALLY looks at the bag...."Victoria's Secret"]
Richie: O_____O. . . I though everyone was making fun of me cuz it was pink...
[walking through the hallway again]
Ms.Bradley: [who saw Richie's bag] What are you doing with that!?!
Richie: its my birthday present!
Bradley: O_O! [covering her mouth]
[Richie goes to lunch]
Richie: hey guys...so I just found out that I was walking all over school swinging a Victoria's Scret bag around
Everyone: ROFLLLL LMAO
[What was also terrible was that Richie had to walk home too[
[BUT THE FOOD WAS WONDERFUL! THANKS ANNA!]

4/26/09
[During the bus Ride to Fresno, Richie was telling everyone about how they always say his last name wrong, just like how they said "Subeeeetrriii" at Mt.SAC]
[During the Awards Ceremony, Statesmen]
Girl on the mic: [yada yada yada] John Maison!!
[cheers]
Girl on the mic: Richie Sub-bin-teaar
Everyone from our school: Subintr!!!! LOL [cheers]

4/25/08
[Richie and Tim were listening to music and playing the ukelele]
[Nathan comes in the room]
Nathan: hey what are you guys doing...?
Richie: just listening to music, wassup?
Nathan: ...nvm! [talks a group and says to move on]
Richie: hey. [grabs camera and follows]
[the group was playing truth and dare, apparently the losers had to sing to EVERYONE in their room,they were singing to Ms.White]
[Later on...]
[knocks on door]
[Richie was being careful soo he opens the door but hides himself behind on leaving it wide open]
Jason: ...uhh...?
Richie: [checking] O..lol I'm just watching out for pranks, there was just a group caroling to the rooms]
Jason: lol yeah they came to my room too XD

4/24/09
[Richie was talking on the phone with his mom]
Mom: okayy good night and make sure you and Tim watch after each other
Richie: we're NOT gay lol!!
Tim: [Who was listening in] Dont worry Rich, I've got your back; in the shower, in the bed..anywhere!
Richie: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTFreak!?!?

4/23/09
[Tim and Nathan goes to sleep, Richie was still listening to music]
[Somone knocks on the door..it was Saccone]
Saccone: What!? you guys are already sleeping? I need to talk to Tim
Richie: alright I'll get him
[Richie goes to Tim who was sleeping in a GIANT ball of blankets,shirts and his own sleeping bag]
Richie:O_O....holy shit...uhhh Tim?
[Richie tries to shake the bundle of Tim around]
Richie: Tim! Saccone wants to see you!
Saccone: ?
Richie: I cant even find his head! ><
Tim: [finally waking up] Huh?

4/23/09
[Richie sings "I'm Yours"]
[Tim plays the ukulele]
[That was harmony...]

[Just remembered]
4/07/09
[biking in the Rio Hondo Forest]
[while biking, Richie sees something moving in the bushes]
[Tim and Richie stops]
Richie: omg I hope its a fox or something I wanna get some wildlife on my camera
[Richie gets closer...]
[wait in silence when suddenly...]
Richie: PAKA PAKAA PAKAAAA
Tim: Rich?
Richie: PAKAA PAKKAAA
Tim: -_-...what are you doing?
Richie: thats a mating call to get them to come out
Tim: Rich, I dont think that- [something suddenly cracks]
[Tim and Richie froze]
Tim: its nothing...
Richie: Hmmmm...PAKA B***H!! ><
[later on, biking along the Rio Hondo River]
Richie: I'm gonna check that shallow area for any [fish] shelter
Tim: okay
[Richie slides down into area]
Richie: O_O!!!!! [sees something, then runs back up]
Tim: did you find any shelter?
Richie: i found shelter...for human [as in homeless guy]
Tim: O_O! oh...was there anyone home?
Richie: I dont think so...but we should get outta here, now
[bikes away]

4/16/09
Anna: I pulled a Richie today!
Richie: You became a hero!? Anna, I'm soo proud of you!
Anna: I got hit by a car :O
Richie: o yeah, Sandy mumbled something about that today
[stops]
Richie:alskdfjas PULLED A RICHIE!?
Anna: yes, pulled a Richie LOL
[if you dont understand, Richie was once hit by a car as well]

Superiority:
- F-22, Air Superiority
- AK-47, Superior Rifle
4/13/09
[5th per]
Minh: Hey Richie, I got darker over Spring Break!
[Minh pulls up his sleeve]
Minh: see!
Richie: ? [pulls up his sleeve....] {answer is obvious}
Minh: AH-! Gawd Damn it! Why!?
- Richie Subintr, Browness Superiority

4/14/09
[6th per]
[The class was learning about lighting]
Hong: we need a model
Student: Richie!
Another Student: yeah! Richie!
Richie: ~_~?
Hong: okay, Richie be the model
[Richie walks over and sits on the stool]
[Starting the lesson]
Hong: now you see, Richie is slouching so...Sit up Richie!
[Richie tries to straighten up his back as much as he could but he only cracked it]
[while taking pictures of Richie]
Brenda: Richie, smile with the eyes
Richie: wah?
Brenda: Open your eyes!
Richie: ....o_O...I cant!!!!!
class: lol

4/6/09
[at the beach]
Mizuho: Heyyy why arent you swimming?
Richie: because....I'm doing what I love...[takes a bite from his nachos]
[while everyone was swimming Richie went to the board walk by himself and had; one nacho supreme, one cone of ice cream, and one large coke not to mention that he took some pictures while eating as well]
Mizuho: pig!
Richie: and proud of it~

4/6/09
[Meeting up at Mizuho's house]
[Richie was playing Advanced Wars with Richard]
Richard: Ahhh~ you might own me!
Richie: >D
Mizuho: hey, [to Richie] did you bring your swim trunks?
Richie: O_O no.
Mizuho: AHhHh, go get it!
[Richie leaves to get his swimming trunks]
[When Richie gets back]
Richard: Ha! I owned you while you were gone! I made your soldiers bend over and I raped them! lol
Richie: ~_~...k..

4/4/09
[Richie comes home from the beach, he got a Great picture of a sea lion that looks like its smiling at Richie]
[Richie types in "A sea lion smiled at me =]" on his status bar]
Jenny: [later AIMing him] I bet it was a female one.
Richie: LOL aww man...I'm making progress..but with the wrong species.
Jenny: LOL. Good luck with that.

4/4/09
[Richie is at the Santa Monica Pier]
[Richie goes on the second floor to get a scenic picture]
[while he was up there he noticed his reflection in a window]
[so Richie, [using the reflection] tucked his hair, fixed his hat and took at random picture of himself]
[he looked closer...and there was a GUY sitting in the room staring at Richie the WHOLE TIME]
Richie: Shit! LOL[quickly walks away]

4/3/09
[5th per]
[Tracy was passing back baby pictures]
Tracy: Omg Richie!!! you were sooo cute!!..and pure....and pale....[glances at Richie]..now your....-
Richie: brown?
Tracy: yeah...
[other girls over hear this]
Carmen: lemme see! [looks] wow!! you were soo cute! [glances at current Richie]
[and in some way the baby picture of Richie gets passed around the classroom]
[The question that was floating around the room; Richie, what the HELL happened to you!?]

4/2/09
[Job Shadowing Day]
Jason: Aztec!!! what is our profession? - land management.
everyone: LOL

4/1/09
[walking outta 5th per]
[Alex comes behind Richie and blows air at him]
Richie: hey! [blows air at Alex's ear]
Alex: AHhh~ Richie! Why did you blow me?
[Two girls walking in front of them glanced at Richie and Alex with the "omg...wtf" look, giggled and walked away]
Richie: F***in Alex!!! You had to say that out loud!

3/30/09
[at Knotts]
[David goes on "Rip Tide" with Mayumi]
[The ride basically flips the people like crazzzzzy]
[When the ride was over...David was pained....down there]
Richie: Heyyyy David, how do you feel?
David: It hurts!!!!!!!
Everyone: ROFL [especiall June and Chantel] LMAO

[just remembered]
3/20/09
[food festival]
[while working]
[Bryan was scooping ice cream and was getting really tired]
[his friend kept on bothering him]
Bryan's Friend: whats the matter Bryan? I did your strength fade off from your arms? [she continues to say that over and over]
Bryan: [CRACKED] Oh yeah?! What happened to your face? Did your beauty fade off your face!?
[entire table went quite...even the girls paying were silent]
Richie: oh snaps... I gotta [gonna grab him outta there BUT]
[Girl suddenly RIPS pass Richie and starts punching Bryan's arm like CRAZYYY]
Everyone at the table [even the customers]: O_________O!!
[after the beating]
Richie: [guy meeting] dude...you'll never get married if you say something like that to a girl...Bryan are you okay?
[he stopped talking]

[just remembered]
3/14/09
[during the robotics competition]
[The team from Chile comes by ]
Chilean: [speaking with Aaron] Hola...
Aaron: uhhh I dont speak spanish, Who speaks spanish?
Richie: huh?
[Richie was forced in]
Richie: uhh..hi me hablo espanol..littlo...?
Chilean: hola..uh we speak english
Richie: WTF! [freakin Aaron]

[just remembered]
[Richie's house was getting some work done on the roof so the ladders were all being used]
[BUT there was a BEAUTIFUL SKY that time and Richie DESPERATLY needed to get on the roof]
[So he climbed on a wall, threw is camera bag on the roof [gently] and JUMPED [clingly on the side of the roof/ hanging from a gutter]
[Somehow, he gets on BUT he almost loses his balance and falls.]
[The second he regains his balance he puts on his camera bag.......he was perfectly balanced]

3/22/09
Hong asked me "what are you doing this weekend?"
I replied "I'm gonna relax" but I see now that that was a stupid reply. I've realized now that there is no relaxing for me. True relaxation is only granted to the dead. But I can't drop just yet.

3/18/09
[Richie and Joyce were randomly talking and Mr.Hong comes by]
[Somehow the conversation gets to a point where Hong said "did you know that I'am a minister?"
Joyce: Yeah right!
Hong: no really!
[gets up]
Joyce: oh-god
Richie: I bet hes gonna go online and print out this thing...
[Hong comes back]
Hong: see [he shows us some sorta legal paper stating that he IS a licensed minister]
Richie: WTFREAKKKKKKKKKK

3/13/09
[Robotics competition DAY 2]
[Richie was recording/photographing high in the stands]
[Edmund was looking for him]
[Calls Richie]
Richie: [on the phone] okay...I see you. turn 3 o'clock
[he does it]
Richie: alright, look towards the middle of the stands, two rows from the top. Do you see the idiot doing the YMCA?
Edmund: yeah?
Richie: Thats me.

3/11/09
[Downey Competition,Richie's interview]
[This is how Richie starts his interview]
Judge: okay Richie, tell us about yourself
Richie: [never prepares and ALWAYS wings it] Well, once again my name is Richie, I'm a proud senior at Mark Keppel High. At school I'm just a guttonious guy that loves photography and at home I'm also a guttonious guy that loves photography....in the end I just love eating and taking pictures...[ect]
Judges: LOL

3/11/09
So Richie was just randomly thinking about this "Why do I do the things I do?" So he decided to ask around
Friends answers;

1. Sandy: cuz ur richie?
2. Mizuho: CUZ YOU'RE RICHIE-SAMA!!
3. Anna: because, it's the fun of it, you dont like to have strings attached and you do't enjoy thing of the outcome. you are a go-for-it person
4. Ryan: because you are richie o-O makes you unique?
5. William: its just you being you that or theres no reason why
6. Hanh: cause you are random?
7. Catherine: are you searching for a meaning for life..? lol or a simplier answer because you enjoy being who you are? o-o
8. June: because YOU DO WHAT U DO AND RICHIE!!!!BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOMEEE!!!
9. Vincent: cause u feel its rite to do it lik its richie bein richie

-Soo guys..I hope you should understand by now this is the reasons for my actions. The answer is simple, I'm Richie
that should be enough to answer anything. =]

3/3/09
[beginning of 5th period]
[Richie and Joyce sneaks outta class to grab Ms.Bradley's birthday cake]
[finall gets the cake]
Ms.White: okay, heres the knife and heres the lighter
[before Ms.White was about to give Richie the lighter she suddenly stops]
White: wait...[hands it to Joyce instead]
Richie: lol, what does that mean!? Is it because I'm a guy??
White: lol well....
[suddenly]
Joyce: how do you use this?
Richie: [points] you push this up and click....[oh]
White: Seee!! thats why! [hes experienced]

3/1/09
[June's Birthday Party]
PUNISHMENT GAME!!!!
[everyone was playing Jengo]
[if you lose you had to play a piece of paper in the cup and you HAVE to do what the paper says]
Game #1
[Jessica loses]
[she draws a piece of paper....Paper says "Seduce Emily"]
[ALL of the guys suddenly sit up]
[Emily suddenly starts to hug/kiss{pulls her clothes down} to Jessica]
Thomas and Richie: O_O!!!! WHAT KINDA GAME IS THIS!
Richie: I dont think I wanna play now..
June: its too late,YOU'RE IN the game
Game #2
[Richie's turn...]
Richie: ah...[pokes pokes...{trying to find lose pieces} POKES]
[JENGO!!! RICHIE LOSES]
[Richie draws a paper...Paper says.."Sniff someone in this room and tell us how they smell"]
Richie: O)____________(O! .....gg....
[looks around....all of the girls were glaring at Richie,waiting for something to happen]
[SUDDENLY, Thomas comes in]
Thomas: Heyy~ I baked more cookies!
Richie: HEY! STAY RIGHT THERE [jumps up and runs to him..*sniff* *sniff*] AHAHAHAH HEY SMELLS LIKE COOKIES!!!!
Jessica: HEY!! Thats cheating!!!

ALL YOU CAN EAT KOREAN RIBS DAY
2/21/09
[at the buffet]
[Richie loosened his belt because he was eating alot]
[after a while]
Richie: I'll go get some more...
[gets up...]
[his pants almost drops!!! IN the freaking resturant!]
Richie: hooo sh**!

2/21/09
[at the buffet]
[Tim likes his meat brown and crispy so he was carefully watching his piece of meat as it cooks...]
Tim: mmmhmm its almost done! Anytime now...Anytime now...
[William comes back and suddenly grabs it and eats Tim's piece]
Tim: O_O

2/21/09
[at the buffet]
Richie: bah..I need water, that hike really made my mouth dry
Aaron: yeah, same here, today I dropped my nipple
William, Tim and Richie: ROFL LOL LMAOOOO
[What Aaron really meant was that mouth piece that is attached to his water bag "nipple"]
Tim: Ewwwww haha...you had to suck on it! XD

2/11/09
[at a CSULA workshop]
Recruiter:...they come with our dorms, like the stove! The microwave! The bed!
Richie: [cutting in] And the TV!
Recruiter: AND the TV!!!.....which is something you bring in yourself...
Richie: D'OH!

2/9/09
[Talking on Aim with Jenny]
Jenny: okay! my new obsession,besides Hamlet, JUSTIN LAW from Soul Eater!! XD
Richie: ROFL. See today's girls goes for Justin Timberlake, you go for Justin Law.
[a fangirl going the OTHER way]

2/7/09
[during the award ceremony]
Guy on mic: under Photography....Jonathan Scott Lam
[clapping]
Guy on mic: Joyce Ko
[clapping]
Guy on mic: and Richie Sub-be...be....Subeeetrieeee
Everyone from Keppel: ROFL

2/7/09
[on the bus ride to Mt SAC]
[Richie dramatically pulls out a slim jim]
Richie: [to Saralyn] I'll eat this when the fat lady sings!!!
[after winning gold]
[on the bus ride home,Richie yet again pulls out his slim jim]
Saralyn: LOL, I dont hear any fat ladies
Richie: hmmm,hey sing!
Saralyn: AhhAHHhhhaAHhhh [sing-ish] Heyyy but I'm not fat!
Richie: you dont qualify but Thats good enough for me!
[Richie opens the slim jim]
Joyce: Hey! Dont eat on the bus!
[Thomas hears that]
Thomas: What!?! Telling Richie not to eat? That wont ever stop him. Richie will always be eating!
Richie: XD only my closest friends know that the best!

2/7/09
[during the award ceremony]
person on the mic: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just recieve the second sheet of results. Thats the good news, now the bad news is that I dont have any of your names on it..just your numbers so you'll have to listen carefully.
[TENSE MOMENT]
Person on mic: post secondary,numbers....3,1,1,2 [ect]
Richie: [suddenly] BINGO!!!! [random and stupid moment]
[EVERYONE in the auditorium looks at Richie]
Everyone: ROFLLLLLLL

2/7/09
[during the Culinary Art competitions]
[Nathan went into the room to compete]
[after about 10 mins the ENTIRE hallways fills with the GREAT smell of his cooking]
[Mr.Brad Walsh comes up]
Brad: boy something smells great! The people downstairs could was talking about it!
Ms.White: Wow! Really?
[no shitting guys, it was THAT great]
[after the a while Mr.Walsh was still standing around]
Ms.White: soo what are you doing right now?
Mr.Walsh: ...is he going to be done anytime soon?
[he was waiting for the food]

2/5/09
[while talk to Anna on Aim]
[Richie was showing her his work samples]
[Anna was showering Richie with MORAL boosting comments]
Richie: ='] almost in tears....kinda
Anna: i order u to cry
Richie: I'll cry when I'm the best photographer around
Anna: you will be when i hear "photo" i think of richie LOL
Richie: =]
Anna: hows ur day LMAo =]
Richie: O_o?!

2/4/09
[during lunch]
Ashlyn: Richie! Since your in the photography club you have to go get some members! [points to the guys]
Richie: hmmm alright
[Richie uses his LOUD voice]
Richie: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP!!!! WHO WANTS TO HAVE FUN!?!
[his group looks up and him AND EVERYONE on the stairs [ppl Richie doesnt know around +20 ppl] suddenly stares at Richie]
Richie: O_O geck! Ahahaha sorry everyone I was talking to my guys..ahaha.....
Ashlyn: I dont know him....
Thomas: I dont know him either......

D- disaster
E-eats
A-anyone
D-dude!!!

1/30/09
[Richie was walking by the career center before 6th]
Nguyen: RICHIE! come in!
Richie: O_O!?!?!?!?!?! WTFREAK DID I DO THIS TIME??
Nguyen: cant believe you forgot...alright
[he makes Richie,along with Richard and Christine who was there] fill out a resume and the ROP forms again
[Nguyen started talking]
[Richie though that there was a flaw in the packet thats why hes filling this out]
Nguyen: ...so the competiton is in March
Richie: ...competition...?
Nguyen: werent you listening?
Richie: ....huh?..............................WAIT A SEC! DOESNT THAT MEAN THAT I MADE IT!??!
Nguyen: yeah! you just forgot to come in and get the results of the intereview.
Richie: O_O [utterely shocked]

1/30/09
[during 4th period]
[Jennifer calls Richie to help her take a picture]
[They both go to Ling's class]
[When Richie was about to take the picture]
Ling: soo Richie...hows life [holding in a smile]
Richie: its a....blast

1/29/09
[at lunch]
[Richie and William were this thing were you give SIMPLE orders to people and seeing if they would do it]
Theory: the orders are SO simple that people would always think twice before doing it because they think its a trap
[William was asking everyone the question :What is the dirtiest thing you can think of?]
Joeseph: dirt?
William: AHAHAH!!!! YES!!! Thats the answer!!
Richie: this child is pure LOL
[Hanh comes]
William: Hanh, what is the dirtiest thing you can think of?
Hanh: [slowly turning his head] Do you really wanna know?
[EVERYONE Jumps]
Everyone: ROFL ROFL
Richie: only Hanh can come up with that answer and truely mean it!

1/22/09
Hanh: tomarrow at armandos right?
Richie: yeah...spread the word to all friend or foe that TOMARROW, WE DINE AT ARMANDOS!!!!
Hanh: lol

1/21/09
[after the first day of finals]
[Richie and Tim goes hiking on the trail next to JPL]
Richie: crap theres poison oak EVERYWHERE!
[Richie was hoping around bushes trying to get away from poison oak]
[by the time Richie walks out his arms were all RASHED and RED]
Tim: uhh Rich...you avoided all the poison oak..but you were walking in the poison ivy
Richie: ...nature......

1/something/09
[dad on the phone]
Dad: I just won $100 from the lottery ticket!
Richie: whoa!!!
[Richie waits]
[dad finally gets home]
Richie: wheres the hund-
[dad walks in the house carrying a HUGE GOLDEN STATUE OF BUDDHA]
Richie: hundred?
Dad: ...ahahahah....[shifts weight of statue]
Richie: -_- moms gonna kill you...

1/5/09
[Richie goes to the doctor, he gets two shots, on the way home, noticed that his arm felt somewhat...wet]
[Richie checks, and there was blood dripping down his arm]
Richie: O_O!!!!!
Mom: AH!!! Did it get on my car?
[usualy ppl would ask "why are you bleeding?" rather then "Did it get on my car?"]
Richie: -_-
[As Richie was washing it off he noticed that the doc placed the bandage IN THE WRONG SPOT, missing both holes!]
Richie: -_- this is the second time already...
[continues to wash his shirt]

1/5/09
[4th period]
[Sandy was leaning back in her chair so Richie was messing around by placing his foot under a leg and giving her a little shove]
Sandy: you know, if I fall then you're paying for my medical bills
Richie: hahaha right right
[Sandy leans back, MAKING THE LEG LAND RIGHT ON RICHIE'S FOOT] "ouch"
Richie: O_______O!!!!!!!!!!!! YEowhhhh...
Sandy: AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAAAAA
Richie: ='[ you'll pay for MY medical bills!

[just remembered]
[3rd period]
[Richie walks in the room]
Richie: hey guys! I got a Fantastic on my test!
Tri: hey, I got a Fantastic too!
Richie and Tri: alright!!!! [claps]
[Mizuho was just watching us like "omg are these guys idiots?"]
[later one that day]
Hanh: Richiee!!! I got a Fantastic man!!!
Richie: LOL [claps]

12/26/08
[Richie was watching Nodame Cantabile Paris Hen and only had two episodes left to go]
Richie: crap...should I keep watching or go to sleep?
[time: 2:00 AM]
[Richie had to get up at 6 tomarrow because he was going hiking with Tim]
Richie: =-= I better poll this one...
[Richie asks Jenny, Sandy and his cousin Pamela]
Cousin: sleep.
Jenny: sleep.
Sandy: you should sleep...
Richie: awww I guess I should- [SUDDENLY]
Sandy: yeah go to sleep, and dream about the suspense
Richie: O_O[record streaks] holy shi**....!
[tries to sleep anyways]
[while laying in bed...]
[Richie's head: "dream about the suspense...."]
Richie: ~_~ that evil girl......
[time Richie acutally fell asleep: 3:30 something]
[the next day, Tim and Richie went on a 15 1/2 mile hike in the mountains,check facebook for the pictures]

12/something/08
William: okay guys,I'm going to be a scientist from now on. My first experiment will be to test "If you play WoW, then you have no life." I'm going to need at least 2 test subjects.One guy and one girl. My first test subject will be...
[starts to turn around]
[Thomas instantly flips William off]
Thomas: Die!
William: I can! Because,unlike you, I have a life!
[Richie, Tim, Joesph and Hanh cracks up]
Richie: ROFL thats like, the sickest burn ever!

12/18/08
[during accounting]
[Richie was writting his and Sandy's]
[Richie writes his...and then Sandy's last name spelling is "Chou"
[suddenly...BAM!!!]
Sandy: you spelled is wrong again!!!
Richie: I know I know!! its just a habit
[Richie quickly changes it to "Chhuo"]
Sandy: I still cant believe you spelled it wrong, and we've know each other for 4 years!!!
Richie: ='[

[just remembered]
[while presenting a project for encon there was a flaw in the powerpoint]
[Richie's turn]
Richie:...I'm doing Papa John's...heres a chart,kinda like my mood swing ^_^
class: lol
Mr.Ko: Richie...you know that your chart is by the hours right?
Richie: hahaha...[thinking "then its true!"]

12/06/08
[Richie was reading some comments from the Death Note Movie]
[one of the comments said "Hahaha only in Japan can shit like this happen"]

12/06/08
[around 7:00]
[going to take the SAT with Aaron]
[gets in the car]
[puts on seat belts]
Richie: alright lets go!
[Aaron turns the keys]
[car dies.....]
Aaron: Oh shit!
Richie: were walking =-=

11/26/08
[Richie was donating blood]
Richie: ooo this bench is nice [lays down]
[to the nurse]
Richie: can I go to sleep?
Nurse: nope,you shouldnt, you might not wake up again ahahah [hopefully joking]
Richie: o_o...

11/26/08
[while donating blood]
[Richie and Mr. Nguyen goes in at the same time]
[teachers gets to go first so they extracted him blood first, Richie was next]
[after about 10 mins Richie finished but Mr.Nguyen was still getting his blood drawn]
Richie: I'll see you in a bit
Mr. Nguyen: okay
[another 5 mins]
Mr.Nguyen: [still getting his blood drawn] excuse me! I think my blood machine is full!
[a nurse walks by]
Nurse: oh you done! [BUT WALKS AWAY]
Mr. Nguyen: hey!
[about another 3 mins]
Mr. Nguyen: I think I'm done....
[another nurse walks by and checks on his meter BUT quickly leaves to help another student]
Mr. Nguyen: -_-. . .
[the next nurse that came actually took him in]
[Richie was just sitting at the snack table the entire time eyeballing this event]

11/8/08
[during lunch]
[Hanh messes with Peter]
Peter: OMG I'm gonna get you!
William: Peter no! Dont chase him!
[Peter goes]
William: I'm sorry Prop 8 was passed!!!
Peter: WHAT!?
Everyone: ROFL!!!
prop eight- tradition marriage, in this case [gay marriage]

11/7/08
Richie: SANDY!!! I got a new girl!!!
Sandy: [knowing Richie]...you got a new camera?
Richie: yeah!! lets name her [showing her the pamphlet]
Sandy: hmmm..Nikon...I know! NIKO!
Richie: Niko!? oOoo thats cute!...wait a sec you just dropped an "n" on Nikon! XDD

11/5/08
[walking to school]
[Richie sees with twin tails]
Richie: Hey! [thinking its Mizuho]
[girl turns around]
Girl: O_o?!
Richie: O_O!!! Oh sorry I thought you were someone else
[Richie looks up and sees the real Mizuho walking into the west gate]
Richie: ~__~ nvm...I found the real one

10/25/08
[at the TAG event] TAG - Tag Away Graffiti
[Richie's group was done with their area and was waiting at the pick up point]
[bus finally comes and Richie's group was the first the get on the bus so his group sat in the very back]
[the 5 groups {each group contains 10 people plus one superviser, totally to 55 people on one Spirit Bus} got on the bus so it was extremely crowded]
[as for those whose taken the bus you'd know what whenever the bus breaks you lean forward because you're either standing or arent using a seat beat. SOOO 55 people on the bus when the bus breaks you have 55 people leaning on you]
[Richie was sitting down, in front of him, some guy standing]
[the bus breaks, the guys almost falls so he lays back in Richie whose sitting down]
Richie: I DIDNT ASK FOR A LAP DANCE!!!!!!!!
Tri, Hanh, Aaron, William: ROFLLLLLL
[the "lap dance lasted until the end of the bus ride]

10/25/08
[while workin on the project]
[Kim was filmed at least 28 times {No, I shit you now it was 28 times} but in every single one of them he'd screw up]
[after a while]
Kim: awww sorry guys my grandma is so bad
Hanh,Richie,Tri: O_O?
Hanh: "grandma"?
Kim: my grandma is soo bad
Tri: You mean GRANDMA!!!
Kim: yeah my gram-ma is soo bad [strong accent]
[from then on]
Richie: alright guys lets do this, Kim get your script and your grandma straight
[Richie notices]
Richie: O_O! FU**IN KIM BECAUSE YOU YOU I'VE STARTED USING "GRANDAMA"

just remembered
10/9/08
[during break time/ROP]
[William, Richie and Kerry were just sitting around]
[William gets bored so he picks up a rock and throws]
[without any thought or effort at all he throws the rock and it goes into the trash cash down the slope [about 15ft ish away]
Richie: WHOAAA did you see that!?
Kerry: ? What did he do?
Richie: he picked up a rock like this and made it into the trash can!
[Richie, to show Kerry the example, picks up a rock and throws it]
[it then flys into the trash cash]
[silence...]
Kerry and William: WHOAAAA!!!! LOL

10/16/08
[5th per]
Keiko: Richieee Do you want to donate blood? One pint of blood can save three people.
Richie: blood....[havent been to a doctor in 7 years] um....hahaha....can I get back to you?
Keiko: okay sure!
Richie's inner thoughts: Donating blood! Awesome I get to help someone! Help Someone!!.....I hate small objects that are sharp and pointy @_@ gahhhh
[suddenly]
Andrea: Richie! do you want to donate blood?
Richie: heh? O_O!?!?!
Andrea: comonnnn-
Keiko: Hey! I asked him first! Richie!! ><
Richie: YEAH!? O_O
Keiko: soo do you wanna do it?
Richie's inner thoughts: save the world!!!!!
Richie: I'll do it!
Keiko: Okay Cool! ^^
Richie: [sitting back and talking to the guys] man....I could take bbs, falling of cliffs...but needles.... gehhhh
[later that night]
Nicole: hey
Richie: yo
Nicole: do you wnna donate blood richie?
Richie: LOL sorry but I already signed up with Keiko. Wow this makes you the third girl to ask me today XD I must be doing something right
Nicold: WTF okay, attack your friends! tell them to sign up with me!
Richie: lol, dont worry, I'm planning on pulling one or two suckers in with me >D

10/16/08
[5th period]
[Ellan was looking through Richie's phot album]
Ellan: oh have you ever taken pictures of geyser? You should go to...whats that place? Umm Oh! Old Reliable!
Everyone: Old Reliable?
Ryan: dont you mean Old Faithful
Everyone: ROFL
Ellan: Hahaha yeah, its in Fresno
Everyone: O_O!?!?!? Fresno
Richie: Dooooode XD its in Yellowstone!!!! HAHAHAA

10/16/08
[Another chapter on Richie's day]
[after school]
1. get lunch
2. kicked friends out of house
3. bike to Sierra Vista
4. found out it was really Barnes Park, so biked there
5. met with group and did project
6. had to leave at 3 biked from Barnes to Keppel with 15 mins
7. got to Keppel, over worked self, felt a little sick
8. spent 3 hours helping out and stressing over a mystery
9. biked home and started on movie project
10. cleared out back rooms and filmed self
11. had dinner at 9:30
12. watched first anime episode at 11:00
[refer back to 10/9/08]
John: "lol you must really have a long day."

10/15/08
[6th period]
Donald: my picture tops yours
[at the same time, Richie and Palmera: O_O!?!?!?!
RIchie: What did you say!? I heard you said that you were on top on her!!!
Palmera: Topless!?
Donald: Topless? On top of her!?!?! NOOOOOO I said that my picture TOPS hers!!! LOL

10/10/08
[at the foot ball game]
[Tim and Richie were freezing at the top of the beachers]
Tim: I'm going to buy something!
[comes back with nachos]
Tim: Rich I dont know if you like jalapenos or not so I got a bunch
Richie: O_O [not keen to REALLY spicy stuff] thanks ^_^'
[Tim goes to talk to Nielsen]
Richie: aww man....I dont wanna waste this stuff....I'll eat the bad stuff first and the chips last!
[Tim comes back]
Richie: [drinking water] Tim...you can have the rest of the jalapenos [only like two left]
Tim: What! you ate like all of it!!
Richie: my plan failed...
Tim: your like the worst Thai ever [can handle spicy]
Richie: I know....lol

10/9/08
[Hong was going over a lesson but the class wasent paying attetion]
Hong: Okay, since none of you are taking notes then then you come to me for help I'm only going to say one thing; The Duck Flies South and Richie wont give you all any help either.
[Richie who was doing his hw, his back suddenly felt really warm]
Richie: O_O; it feels like alot of people are staring at me [not turning around]
John: lol you must really have a long day.

10/8/08
[at the Skills meeting]
[Richie and Cristine got to the meeting earlier then everyone else so Saccone was just talking to them]
Saccone: I went to the gym with my wife just to those easier excercises but I saw my wife on this machine, so I'm like "okay I'll give it a try". So I did sets of 15 and when I got home...I couldnt lift my arms...[Saccone lifts his arms that didnt go really high up] I cant get them any higher.
Richie and Cristine: lol
[Brandi comes in]
Richie: >D....[walks on to Cristine and whispers] hey tell Brandi to give Saccone a high five.
[Cristine whispers to Brandi]
Brandi: What? Why?
Richie: just do it!
Brandi: no...theres something going on here...hmmmm
Richie: No there isnt! just do it!
[it was really making a scene now so Saccone was like...]
Saccone: Oh, there seems to be something I'm left out of
[Cristine whispers why Richie wanted her to do it]
Brandi: No!
Richie: LOL

9/30/08
[Richie showed Anna a picture]
Anna: hey thats nice, where'd you take it at?
Richie you know where the observatory is in LA?
[...]
Richie that Biggg white houseish...
Anna: no LOL
Richie: hm...
[gets an idea]
Richie: its where Optimus Prime was standing when he analyzed the glasses LOL
Anna: LOL I THINK SO ROFL

A memorable quote
9/26/08
[At the football game, Keppel vs. Mountain View]
[Keppel was down 8 to 28
One of the Coachs: "Whats bad is that we have an unhealthy team. . . but we're not giving up. Thats what I like about Keppel they've got heart. You can't teach that. Thats why I left my old school, they're healthy but no heart. Keppel wont give up."

9/26/08
[At the foot ball game, Keppel vs. Mountain View]
Tim: Rich do you believe in magic?
Richie: . . . I believe in miracles . . .
[yet in the end Keppel still lost]

9/26/08
[Richie goes to his locker]
[group of girls blocked his way]
Girl: oh [noticing Richie] where is you're locker?
Richie: up there, but its okay I can wait for you guys
[a few seconds later the girls move aside and started to talk, BUT IN THAI. Richie understood it all clearly]
Richie: [in thai] Oh! you're all thai too]
[INSTANTLY]
The four girls: OMGG!!! LOL Hes Thai too!!! WHOA!!! hahaha
[Weird questions for suddenly thrown at Richie,in thai]
Girls: whoa! whats your name? How old you? What do you like? Whats your number????
Richie: O_O!!?!??!?! wow.... [so he answered...most of them]

9/26/08
[After the fire drill everyone was walking back to the building]
[Richie noticed that everyone was having a hard time getting through the doors so he just went to it and held it open]
[Richie held the door open for about a minute. During that minute he got alot of "Thank you"s from teachers and many students]
Inner Richie: okay its been a while now.. I'm gonna just stop
Student: Thanks! [walks in]
Mr.Westphalt: Thank you
[every "thanks" only added more time for Richie to hold that door open]
[After 4 minutes Richie finally stopped, cuz most of the school was already inside]

9/25/08
[Leaving school after ROP]
[a guy comes up to Richie, Kerry and William]
Guy: hey do you want to buy In-n-out burgers?
Kerry: oh is it free?
Guy: lol no
Kerry: ah, Fuck that [he said it REALLY loud and clear]
[Richie and William turns around]
[Guy drops his mouth]
Richie: LOL soo mean!! XD

9/24/08
[at Hanashima's]
[the place was really busy so they could get to the table]
[Everyone,Brian, Vincent, William and Tim, but Richie had already drank all of their water]
Brian: ahh guys lets toast!
[Everyone but Richie toast]
Brian: Ahhh, okay lets drink our air
Everyone: LOL
[Richie gulps down some water]
[it was about another 5 mins before everyone got their water]

9/22/08
[3rd period]
Richie: eh Tree what did you get for Ko's test?
Tree: I got a Fantastic. What did you get?
Richie: I got a Devastating.
Tree and Richie: LOL

9/17/08
[Richie just came out of the showers]
[Richie was about to sing a song he really likes out loud when he gets in his room]
[Richie opens the door]
Richie: Fu~ [the first words to the song are "Full Moon"]
[Richie suddenly sees his dad sitting at his computer]
Richie: Fuu-CK!!!
[RICHIE ALMOST STARTED SINGING!!!]
[dad glares at him]

9/11/08
[Richie was talking to Anna on aim]
Richie: I hate Spanish! lol
Anna: what happened lol
Richie: its boring~
Anna: Charlie is alone in her class
[about 3 seconds later]
Anna: HIS* LOL
Richie: ''HER'' ROFL

9/11/08
English Literature
To Kill a Moking Bird
Of Mok and Men
George: Lenny whats in your pocket?
[...]
George: Let me see it Lenny!
Lenny: its just a Mok its soft and furry
George: its dead!
[later on]
Lenny: tell it George, tell it like you always do!
George: well Lenny,Little furry Moks are running all over the place

9/9/08
"Richie is the kind of guy to always get hurt, but he'll always come back...and get hurt again. ~_~''

9/9/08
[Richie and Jenny we at the lunch courts after school]
[Richie sits down and suddenly gets a phone call from William]
Richie: hello?
[Jenny sits down on the opposite side. The bench that they were at was crooked so when Jenny sat down everything jumped up went towards her side {including Richie}]
Richie: [shocked] lol Whoa! how much do you weight!? [just kidding around]
[but when Richie asked that William thought that Richie said that to him on the phone]
William: What!?!?
Richie: LOL NO!!! not you! XDD

9/7/08
[talking on aim with Jenny]
Jenny: mm green tea mochi
Richie: OMG, MEAN, I like those!
Jenny: LOL it's green tea..and it's mochi..can't go wrong
Richie: Stop Waving it in my FAce! I mena the screen!
Jenny: I...already ate it LOL
Richie: you have more!
Jenny: NOO, This is my "snack before bedtime'' So I just had one.
Richie: -_- all I had was ramen, a bottle of lamune and a moon cake...
Jenny: D: well I am drinking water pftt
Richie: HA maybe...I should open a bottle of appl-
Jenny: O_O AHA! I have apple cider in ther fridge BRB
[Jenny goes away for a bit]
[comes back]
Richie: hmmm judging by how long it took for you to reply...you had trouble opening the bottle...right? ^^b
Jenny: LOL. No.
Richie: o_O
Jenny: I was brushing my teeth ROFL
Richie: WTF@!$#%%^$#
Jenny: And taking my backpack downstairs.
Richie: -____- [now Richie feels like a dumbass]
Jenny: XDD Whne I left I had a feeling you would think I'd open it LOL

8/25/08
[on aim]
Andrew: I got into photo!
Richie: COOOL!!! What period?
Andrew: 6
Richie: NICE your with me!!
Andrew: reallyy?
Richie: Yep!
Andrew: COOOL haha
Richie: Just do what I say and I'll get you an A
Andrew: haha that ryhmes
Richie: LOL omg, it does!!

8/23/08
[Sandy's Birthday Party]
[Richie was helping by making water ballons]
Nacy: Goshh you guys are soo slow!
Richie: hey its this guy here!
Ryan: I suck at tying these!
Richie: Alright the next one I make will be huge!!
[Richie fills up the ballon {A Big one} He then begins to tie it BUT his finger gets stuck!]
Richie: OMG!! I cant get this off!
Nacy: lol just untie it.
[tries]
Richie: O_O its too tight...
Charlie: pop it!
Richie: no way! you see how big this thing is!?! I'll get soaked!
Charlie: hahahaha
[Richie's phone ring]
Richie: hello?
Katie: Hey Richie, about the party in September...[goes on for like 3 mintues]
Richie: [quickly cutting in] Uhhh Katie...Sorry but I'm a little busy right now {ballon still on his finger}, tell me later!
Katie: oh Okay! Bai bai!! [hangs up]
[Richie continues to struggle with the water ballon]
[5 mins later]
Richie: @__________@ ohhhhhh~ [finger going purple]
[Sandy walks in]
Richie: Sandy....='[
Sandy: ? [she then starts to pull using her nails til it finally slipped of]
Richie: [feeling came back to his finger] Ohhhhh Your a life saver!!! Thank You!!!

8/21/08
[During the Tour]
[Richie in the bus when he started to notice really stange things]
[He noticed that suddenly all most of the men of the streets were wearing shorts. Second, he noticed that they were wearing sleavless shirts that were really bright and colorful. Third Richie noticed that....
Richie: O_O OMFG!!!!!!
Mom: ?
Richie: THOSE GUYS ARE HOLDING HANDS!!!!!
[suddenly]
Tour Guide: To the ladies that are still single, if you are looking for a man you came to the WRONG PLACE
ppl on the bus: !?
Tour Guide: Everyone, we will now be going through the gay part of San Francico, Oh look a Rainbow Flag
Richie: O_O HOLY SUGAR MAMA HONEY

8/17/08
[sitting in Richie's room]
Aaron: I bet if you ask Tommy then I bet he did do his autobiography yet
[Richie
gets curious so he checks his away message]
Tommy's away message: "autobiography''
Aaron and Richie: LMAO!!!!!

8/15/08
MIDNIGHT, one of the most exciting night of life!! My heart went CRAZY just waiting on the roof

8/13/08
[while playing a 2 on 1 game]
[Vincent had the ball]
Hanh: Oh look, a hot girl!!
[Richie looks]
Richie: OMG A hot girl, Vincent look!
[Vincent though that Hanh and Richie were just trying to the ball from him]
Richie: No!!! Were serious! Look!!! Shes walking away!!
Vincent: right right....
[Vincent quickly turns around and sees the girl]
Vincent: OH FU**! A HOT GIRL!!!!
[after that Vincent lost of concentration]

8/13/08
[Going to play ball at Sierra Vista]
[Richie gets excited soo hes goes crazy on Hanh]
Hanh: your new nickname should be happy richie, you love to express your emotions online and offline
Richie: LOL I'm like a puppy sometimes, I get excited when I'm about to go out.

8/13/08
[Lately Richie's been sleeping really late and waking up around 11 or 12]
[Richie ask Jenny and Anna to wake him up]
[Anna was suppose t o call Richie at 7 and Jenny was suppose to call when she wakes up]
[11:01 Jenny text Richie but Richie was still sleeping and didnt hear his phone go off]
[11:34 Anna call Richie]
Anna: Richie!!! Good Morning!
Richie: [still sleepy...] huh....omggg its already 11!
[but Richie goes back to sleep]
[1:20 Richie wakes up]
Richie: O_O! SH** [hops outta bed]
[and thats how Richie's plans failed]

8/9/08
[Richie goes to a dinner/award ceremony for gold with parents]
Dad' Friend: Hey Richie how you've been? [shakes hands]
Richie: Heyy...
[Richie's mind: WHOA this is like the first time I've ever talked to one of my dads friends SOBER!]
[About an hour later]
Dad' Friend: Hey Richie how you've been!?
Richie: Hey! . . . O_O?
[Richie's mind: Didnt he already say hi . . ?]
[Richie looks at his face which was as red as a tomato]
[Richie's mind: . . . he's drunk . . .]

8/4/08
[At Hanashima]
Susan: [talking on the phone with Jenny] So who are you with right now?
Richie: Humans
Anna: People
Charlie: Animals!
Susan, Anna, Richie: O_O!!!!.......lol

8/4/08
[Richie was sitting in a baking hot room dying]
[Mom walks in the room]
Mom: Justin turn on the AC.
[Justin turns on the AC]
[A cool breeze hits Richie making him the happiest person in the world]
[SUDDENLY]
[Richie wakes up]
[He’s sitting in a HOT/Oven baked room]
Richie: -_- Fu**

8/3/08
[at dinner]
[Richie's mom's friend brought her friend to eat dinner]
Lady: excuse me [addressing Richie] can you take our picture
Richie: well certainly
[The lady then explains her camera to Richie, which he already knew but kept quite]
[She turn goes on lecturing Richie about how to take a picture. What really ticked Richie off was when she said "ohhh you dont know how to take a picture'']
Richie's mind: wtf bitch!?! I didnt even do anything yet
[Silently Richie takes their picture]
Lady: okay now for everyone...
[Richie ignores her and slowly takes out his SLR {a big camera}]
Richie: Ladies and Gentlemen can I have you all move as close as you can towards the center...[clicks] Thank you
[Lady went quiet]
[Everyone but that lady knew that Richie was good at photography]
[on the drive home]
Dad: hahah did you see that know-it all shut up when Richie pulled out his camera?
-This is what happens when you think you know it all >D

7/30/08
[Last Day of ROP]
[Everyone was talking about Michelle]
Sandy: LOL oh oh I know, shes silent..but deadly...
Caroline: like a fart?
Everyone: LOL

7/30/08
[getting onto the freeway]
[The car could'nt move because of a line that was caused by a car trying to switch into the next lane]
Gar: fu**, everyone's waiting for that one car...
[Gar slowly turns to Richie]
Gar: Richie. . . one person a make a difference. . .
[silence]
Gar and Richie: LOL
Richie: lame!! XD

7/30/08
[Drving around Berverly Hills]
[Stops at an intersection]
[Richie looks into the store and sees a couple of manikins being displayed]
Richie: shittte
Gar: what?
Richie: even the manikins have a freakin fan
[The minikins that were being displayed had a fan blowing at them, making their fabrics wave in the breeze]
Gar: Berverly Hills man...

7/22/08
[senior picture day]
[Richie was getting his picture taken]
Studio Guy: okay turn this way...smile
[Richie tries to smile]
Studio Guy: what the heck is that? Smile!
[takes picture]
Studio Guy: okay next...
[Richie smiles]
Studio Guy: comon! bigger smile! =] One for the girlfriend!
[Richie give a crazyyyyy smile]
Studio Guy: Hey hey, Keep your pants on!
Richie: Wahh!? XD

7/21/08
[ROP]
[in the dark room]
[Shi comes in the dark room. On her way out she trips over a stool]
[Hong comes in]
Hong: what happened?
Caroline: someone triped over a stool
Hong: who?
[in the corner Shi said "Me!"]
Hong: [on his way out...] well okay...becareful Michelle
Everyone in the dark room: o_o' . . .
Michelle: Noo it wasent me!
Hong: !?
Richie: it was Shi! XD she even said so
Hong: O_O. . .=]?

7/19/08
[Richie was walking Elton home from dinner]
Richie: tch, I had to pass my house so that I can get to yours.
Elton: well I biked you home yesterday.
Richie: biked...
[gets to Elton's house]
Richie: alright laters, tch now I have to walk all the way back to my house. If I get killed by a werewolf its your fault.
Elton: its okay Richie you have garlic
[Richie stops]
Richie: -_- Garlic is for vampires! XD

7/19/08
[Richie was watching the kids swim]
[Richie gets tired and decides to sleep on the corner]
[later on..]
Cousin: hey, look at that sleepy head. Hes a seal and if he doesnt get wet he will die.
All the other cousins: >D
Richie: z...z...z...Z...Z
[Suddenly water splashes all over Richie]
Richie: @_@ wtf!? [sees brother/cousins running away] D< Hey! you brats! get back here
[Richie starts running after them but trips and falls in the pool]
Cousins: hahahahah! we saved the seal! <3

7/16/08
[Richie gets to school early]
[Richie sits on a bench and waits for Jenny to walk by]
[while waiting Richie takes out his camera and starts looking through it, but meanwhile Jenny was walking by him]
[Richie looks up and sees Jenny walking away]
Richie: Mannn your so mean! You walked right past me. =[
Jenny: [turns around] Oh! I didnt see you there. haha
Richie: thats even meanier!
Jenny: [thinking] . . . oh well!
Richie: O_O oh well. . .?

7/15/08
[ROP]
[Richie was sleeping in the dark room]
[Richie ended up leaning on Sandy] {still asleep}
Sandy: Oh! my picture! [suddenly gets up]
[when Sandy got up Richie fell]
Richie: uufff O_O!?[hitting the other stool and waking up]

[just remembered]
[Richie was messing around in the dark room]
[Sandy sits on the taller stool]
Sandy: shorty! lmao
Richie: tch, oh yeah! [stands up]
Sandy: hehehehe [stands on her stool]
Richie: HA! [gets on his stool]
[but as Richie was getting on he hits his head on the dark room's safety light] BAM!
Richie: @_@ uhhhh
Sandy: LMAO CMU CMU

7/12/08
[while camping]
[Richie and Tim were inside the tent]
[they hear voices outside]
Tim: what laguage is that?
Richie: I think its German or Polish
Tim: how do you know?
Richie: well Germans have more of a rough sound when they talk so it sounds like they're yelling and grouching at eachother
Tim: Rich..rich...stop...
[Richie goes on...]
[Suddenly hears foot steps right outside the tent]
[Tim and Richie froze]
Both: O_O' . . .

[just remembered]
7/?/08
[Hong was sleeping in class]
[wakes up]
Hong: what time is it?
Richie: [with out thinking] Its time for you to get a watch. [thinking again] O_O oh crap!

7/10/08
[Richie watches the first episode of Madlax]
[after finishing the episode]
Richie: [to Jenny] whoa, fist episode of Madlax and I'm totally absorbed into it
Jenny: O_O
Richie: girls with guns anime <3
Jenny: LOL
Richie: first episode and this girl took out an entire convoy with her eyes closed wearing a dress in the middle of the jungle XD
Jenny: LOL wtf XD
Richie: yeah I know
Jenny: well lets see, in one sentence you basically just said 3 things you like
1. girls
2. guns
3. anime
Richie: Yeah!
Jenny: XD hahaha

7/9/08
[Richie was taking the bus home]
[the bus stops to pick up people]
[a bunch of pregnant ladies starts to get on and Richie started counting]
Richie: one...two...three....four....fi- [stops]
[the 5th person was acutally a man...that was really "large'']
[as the bus goes on Richie tries to hold the a laugh for the rest of the way]

[just remembered]
[7/3/08]
[Hong was teaching the class something]
Hong: hmmm...its not working [trying to load the film]
Richie: did you check the ball bearings?
Hong: it should be there
Richie: okay....
[later on]
Hong: OH! Richie you were right! Ahhh man, you can replace me now. I should retire soon.
Richie: Wtf!? Nahhh its cool I'll let you teach some more XD
Hong: [softly to the class] Richie lives in the dark room...
Class: lol

7/8/08
[watching a game show]
Host: now here is your question; what is something that your mom can do that your wife cant?
[before the guy could answer Dad suddenly cuts in]
Dad: cooking!!
Guy on t.v: Cooking
Dad: Ha! I was right, just like me ^^
[Dad was sitting next to Mom]
[silence. . .]

7/708
[Richie was going through the photo books]
Richie: Whoa! That looks like Sandy when shes pissed!
[It was a picture of an old lady sitting next to a furious looking bear]
Sandy: [looks at the picture] ah-ha ah-ha ah-haaaaa NO.
Caroline: . . . wait which one the bear or the lady?
Richie: LOL XD the bear!
Caroline: LOL Oh! XD

7/5/08
[at Almansor park taking pictures]
Sandy: I'm gonna get those kids] {she meant pictures}
[Richie freezes and cracks]
Sandy: OOO I want that kid! He tiny and cute!
[Richie cracks even harder]
Sandy: Alright! I need an old person now
Richie: LMAO

7/5/08
[Richie was eating pistachio nuts]
[while eating and cracking open the shell]
[Richie takes a bite but the shell was completly sealed]
Richie: wth? ><
[Richie tries to rip open the shell with is fingers]
[Richie suddenly disconnected cause his internet sucks]
Richie: >_<
[Richie bites the nut BUT the shell still wouldnt crack]
Richie: o\_/o this nut has a deaf wish...
[Richie loses it....goes to the kitchen...and takes out a hammer {the kind used to tenderizing meat}]
[Richie smashes the nut once and it shatters]
Richie: [eats] ahh....the taste of victory...

7/3/08
[at the fireworks booth]
Aaron: what do theses do?
Guy: ohh these lights up and changes color
Aaron" what do theses do?
Guy: this ones crackles and lights up, hahaha their pretty neat cuz you can put things in them
[Guy covers his mouth]
Guy: you didnt hear that!
Richie: Its okay,we already know that stuff.
Guy: thats great [sigh of relief]
[Richie's mind: I think hes the same guy from last year...]

7/1/08
[ROP]
[break time, Richie, Michelle, Caroline and Shi goes to the lunch court]
[every gets their lunches]
Richie: Finally!
[everyone takes a bite]
Everyone: . . .
Shi: its cold..
Caroline: mines is kinda icy...
[Caroline drinks the milk]
Caroline: Dude! the milk is warmer then then my sandwich.
Richie: mines too x_x
[later on]
Shi: did you know that they teach cooking here in the morning?
Caroline: ohhh. What do they make?
[everyone stops...and looks at their food...]
Everyone: o_o . . . [silence]

6/25/08
[last day for ROP sign ups]
[in the morning]
[bell rings]
[most of us sat outside the class thinking that class was already cancelled but we still waited]
[after a while]
Richie: I'm gonna go look around
[Richie suddenly runs into the ROP lady]
Lady: where are you going?
Richie: to look for you guys or find Hong
Lady: why? I was just about to congraduate you guys
[everyone looks up with the "huh?'' face]
Lady: it seems that you guys pulled it off, you have enough people now so this class wont be cut!
Everyone: O_O! . . .^_^!
Lady: but where your teacher?
Everyone: o_o
Caroline: omg I hope he didnt give up and just leave thinking it was cut...
Richie: nope I dont think so, he'll be here! if I know him he'd tell me to give the ROP people an attitude before giving up ^^
[everyone waits...3 mins]
Richie: ! I hear keys...I smell coffee! Its- [looks around the corner] not him....=[
[Suddenly Hong comes outta nowhere]
Hong: GAhhh I got suck on Commonwealth ><
everyone: OMGSH HE ACTUALLY SHOWED UP!

6/21/08
[while hiking back to the car]
[the group passes two different hikers]
[on one of the hiker's hat Richie read the letters "FBI'']
[Richie reads the captions on the letters "Female Body Inspector'']
Richie: -_____-'

6/18/08
[everyone was leaving]
[seniors were shaking hands, huging and tearing up]
[Alvin and one of his friend were "shaking hands" but instead they were just holding eachother's hand]
[it was a sentimental moment between them,still holding hands]
Wayne: okay... this is looking gay now
Monica: yeah! XD

6/18/08
[Wayne was eating his salad]
Wayne: I heard that croutons [that bread stuff in the salad] make your niples go black
Richie: O_O [that came outta no where]
[Richie looks at his salad, the krutons Wayne was eating were black]
Richie: . . . and the ones you're eating are black . . . what color would come outta that?
Wayne and Richie: O_O' . . .

6/18/08
[at the buffet]
[the seniors were discussing what positions should be given for the remaing 3 Skills members] {Richie,Brandi and Cristine}
Monica: okay then we'll ask them a qustion!
Alvin: alright!. . . If you were on a deserted island with a person of the opposite sex with leaf. OH and you're both naked! What would you do?
[Monica was filiming this, goes to Richie]
Richie: wah!? I dunno!
Brandi: . . . how big is the leaf!? XD
Cristine: I wouldnt even be in that situation!
Richie: Oh oh! I got it! I'd burn the leaf to keep the both of us warm and that flame would be our signal for help
[Richie won ^^b but in the end they just gave up and random gave positions]
Monica: Okay your president [Cristine] Your VP [Brandi] then your secretary [Richie]
Richie: Okay Cristine is pres so that hows out. I'm pretty lazy...How about you Brandi?
Brandi: I'm lazy too!
Richie: then its good! ^^

6/18/08
[at the buffet]
[Mr.Saccone was promoted to "babysitter" because he had to watch and spoon feed Mr.Hong's baby son when Hong went to get food]
Hong: [sniffs] Ahhhh. . . Who knows how to change a diaper?
[Saccone raises his hands]
Saccone: BUT. . .I'm not free
Everyone: LOL

6/18/08
[ROP]
Hong: let seeee.... I know only two people here. You and Richie lol Richie there was born the darkroom.
Class: LOL
Hong: he came out of the developer or something. okay so lets going around and give us something about yourself
[started going around the room]
[gets to Sandy]
Sandy: umm.....I was dragged into this class because of him [points at Richie]
Richie: [his turn] well as you've heard I was born in the darkroom, somehow comming out of the developer. I like photography because...

6/17/08
[at the observatory]
[Richie was looking at the periodic table and pressing the buttons that revealed the elements]
[the buttons were'nt working well for Richie so he started to slam them]
Tim: Richie! Stop banging the buttons!

6/17/08
[going to watch a movie]
[Movie starts at 2:25 it was currently 1:45]
Richie: if we're gonna eat we should hurry...
Tim: its okay Rich we're eating at Panda Express, Faster then the real ones!

6/17/08
Crash #1
[same trail from the tree crash]
[Richie rides...goes faster...faster...faster...]
Richie: Sh** i hate this slop-
[his bike falls over and Richie slides on his ass, check his youtube for that vid]
Crash #2
[Richie goes down the highest hill]
[goes faster...faster..faster..FASTER]
[Richie hits the every end of the slope but he was bikeing with one hand {filming} and it was to hard so his bike flips over making Richie hit the ground hard]
Lady that saw Richie crash: Are okay!? [running to Richie with her kids and cute dog]
Richie: [didnt want to worry them so he quickly sits up] I'm fine! ^^ . . .
[Richie stands up and gets a suddenly pain in the back]
Lady: you bleeding...
Richie: it'll go away. Thank you ma'am
[Lady checks Richie back out cuz she was worried and her kids got Richie glasses and water and flew off of him]
Richie: Thank you ^^
Lady: becareful
[Richie goes to Tim]
Richie: okay lets go
Tim: are you limping!?
Richie: Lets go!

6/15/08
[Father's day]
[phone rings]
[Justin picks up and listens he then gives the phone to Richie]
Richie: hello?
Kevin: Hello? Uncle Tom, Happy Father's Day!
Richie: . . . umm I'm not a father yet dude LOL
Kevin: Godamn it man you sound just like you dad
Richie: LMAO

6/14/08
[at the sea]
[Richie was standing on the rocks]
Richie: I'am RIchie! MAN OF THE SEA! MUHAHAHA
[waves suddenly comes in and splashes Richie]
Richie: -_-' . . .

6/14/08
[while fishing]
[Group goes to the rocks and tries to fish there. After a while Richie stops fishing and starts taking pictures. He then discovers this huge hole/cave in the rocks and decides to explore...]
Richie: I'm going in...
Tim: okay Rich [Richie starts climbing in the cave] What!? you mean it?
Richie: yup [goes in]
[Richie went through a series of slimy moss, bugs and water that came in the cave, but it was COOL]
[As Richie was trying to climb out of one it's holes his butt gets suck]
Richie: O_O! shit! [gets out and tries to climb out of a deeper hole]
[Richie finially makes it to the top BUT hhe pressed his back against a boulder and pressed his legs again another [so Richie's body was floating right on top of a deep hole +}O{+
The plus signs are the boulders, the ''O'' is his body and the underlined part is the huge hole]
Richie: Tim! Tim!!!! [trying to call for help] O_O' [losing grip] I'm gonna fall!!!!!
Tim: hm? Oh Richie there you are? You didnt answer.
Richie: Help me! I'm gonna die! O_____O'''''''''

6/13/08
Due to major exhaustion and lazyness the events of Richie's end of the year party was kinda out....but we had alot of fun! XD

6/13/08
[In the morning, warning bell rings so everyone gets up]
Richie: wait! This might be the last time we see each other since there no lunch today
[everyone agrees]
Richie: So lets do the POWER RANGER!
[Richie sticks his fist in]
[SUPRISINGLY Joseph, Hanh, William, Michelle and Brian does too]
Richie: Alrighttttt, I'll see you guys again!
[eveyone leaves]

6/12/08
[before first bell rings]
Richie: hey Jenny!
Jenny: hi! [gives Richie tea bags she promised]
Richie: looks...like crack XD [since it was in a plastic bag and all]
[at home hours late]
[dad uses Richie comp, sees the bag on the tea bags on the desk]
Dad: O'_'O! Richie...what is this?
Richie: -______-? ohhhh....sniff it
Dad: .....[sniff]...thai tea?
Richie: ^^ looks like crack doesnt it?

6/11/08
[at Garvey Ranch Park]
Richie: This is Maddness!
[William kicks]
[Richie rolls down the hill]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOXJQevJETo

6/9/08
[Richie was trying to remember the 50 states and capitals soo he goes online]
This is where he learns it from; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY

6/9/08
[Richie along with others help Martinez return books to the book room. When they return Martinez gives them two dollar becase she was grateful to them]
Richie: omg...I can take this...[yet he keeps it]
[hours later, Richie was at a pet store buying a new light bulb for his fish tank]
Lady: 23.99
[Richie gets out his wallet]
Richie: $22......AH! [reaches into his pocket and pulls out the $2 Martinez gave him] Omgsh....Thank you Ms. Martinez =']

6/8/08
[at Tokyo Lobby]
Lady gives Richie his meal]
Richie: Arigato gozaimasu [thank you]
Lady: Hai, dozuo
[when Richie was leaving]
Lady: You speak Japanese, becuase you talked to me
[time stops]
[Richie's mind: Not got! I cant tell her that I learned it all because of anime O_O'']
[time moves again, Richie turns around]
Richie: oh..I learned it from my friends
Lady: ohhh!

6/5/08
[ROP]
[Richie was taking pictures in class]
Richie: San Gabriel students! [pointing his camera at them]
[at the same time Minh covered her face with a binder, Stephine did the "peace out'' sign and Yen looked up]
[It was a pricless picture]

6/5/08
[lunch]
[Richie goes to the career center to turn in something]
Mr. Nguyen: ah! Richie [greets and talks on] So what do you plan to do after school?
Richie: go home.
Mr.Nguyen: No! I mean after you graduate!
Richie: Ohhhh
[ROP]
Aaron: hey Richie.
Richie: yeah sup?
Aaron: hey what are you doing after school?
Richie: going home.
Aaron: Nahhh I mean after highschool
Richie: oooooo..... [somewhere in Richie's mind he's thinking "I swear, I heard this somewhere today..."]

6/4/08
[Richie was walking to class]
[he was walking behind a couple]
Guy FOB: [speaking chinese] but saying "wattapol"
[his girlfriend couldnt pick up what he was saying]
Guy FOB: wattapol! wattapol!
[Richie finally understood, that guy was asking his girl if he wanted to go to a water park during the summer, so Richie...]
Richie: [suddenly cutting between them] Water-Park!
Girl: .....oh!

6/3/08
[4th period]
[Richie was about to eat a beef stick that Kerry gave him]
[Richie opens it....]
Student #1: Richie! I need help
[Richie helps her out and comes back outside]
Richie: ahhh [about to bite it].....
Student #2: hey Richie, I didnt get photo paper.
Richie: -_o... okay
[helps her out and comes back out]
[Richie was about to take a bite again....but]
Student #3: You Richie, can you him me cut my photo paper?
Richie: -_-...
[goes to help him out and after that Richie gives up cause there was like 3 people waiting on him]
[Richie watching people work]
Richie: mmmmmMmmmmm.......[stomach aching for food]
Stacy: [seeing Richie] Whats wrong?
Richie: .....[slowly looking at her]..my beef stick...-_____- [which was still clutched in his hand]

6/1/08
[at the park filming project]
[Vasin and Richie got permission to quickly film a scene on the stage that was about to be used]
Richie: [yelling to the guys on the hill] VINCENT, Bring tripod!
[they get the stuff]
Vasin: oh we need a knife for this scene..get the scissors!
Pamela: okay! [runs back up the hill]
Vasin: AHhhh we're running outta time, lets just do this!
[film for like 3 secs and quickly get out]
Pamela: [running back down the hill] I got the scissors!
Everyone: (^-^ )' ...

5/26/08
Diana: yooou, did you do it ? did you do the quiz ?
Richie: what quiz
Diana: we have a quiz tomorrow.
Richie: ooooo
[Almost at the same time both Dianna and Richie said;]
Richie: shit.
Diana: richie: OHH SHIT!
Richie: lol
Diana: LOL!

[just remembered]
[Mr.Lai was talking about UV rays]
Lai: soo as you know in the summer many girls go to the beach and they dont have much clothes on
[Richie who was doing something else said to himself..]
Richie: Yeah... ^_^
[class stares at Richie, especially the girls]
Richie: O_O UMM.....its nothing! ^_____^ '
Girls: -_-
Guys: ROFL LOL HAHAHAHAHA

5/25/08
Lesson Learned: Dont ever fall asleep in front of the computer, ESPECIALLY if you're watching some horror anime! [if you're wondering what happened ask Sandy]

5/24/08
[everyone gets to the top of the montain. The mountain everyone was on is called "Echo Mountain" known for returning echos for anyone that yells into the valley]
[Richie went first]
Richie: hmmmm I'll try this, I LIKE PIE!!!!
Echos: I like pie...I like pie....
Tim: 3.14! [gets echos]
Peter: TIM IS AWSOME!!!
Richie: hmmm I dont hear an echo...
Everyone: LOL
Tim: you know who we need?
Richie: who?
Tim: Sandy
Richie: ROFL yeah she'd make a loud echo! XD She'll even cause a rock slide for the people down below lol. I though she'd ever come up here though O_O/

5/24/08
[while mountain hiking]
[Tim and Peter were talking about how it was dangerous when walking under a radio tower in the mountains]
[as everyone was hiking....they all made it to the radio tower]
Tim: okay lets go! [Tim, Mr.Tam and Peter runs under the tower]
[Richie, who was taking pictures, just walks under the tower]
Richie: [looks around] guys? [looks up to find himself under the tower] OH SHIT! [sprints outta there]

5/23/08
[during 2nd period]
[Richie was talking to Charlie and Anna when suddenly...]
Ms.Martinez: Richie.
Richie: [suddenly jump up] Yes Sir?????
[everyone/ Martinez stares at Richie]
Richie: O_O!!!! OHH CRAP LOL SORRY SORRY SORRY!!! LO SIENTO LO SIENTO!!!! I didnt mean it! XD
Martinez: ahhuh sureeee

5/23/08
[during the festival of learning]
[Daphine and some of her friends comes to Richie so that he can sign something for them]
Richie: [after signing] you know I can get this group here to all sign for you.
Daphine: sure! that'd be great!
Richie: [loundly accounces getting Everyones attention] Hey guys! I want you all to sign this. Signing this will help the you, the students and your country!
Everyone: sure! okay.
[the thing they're sign is an evaluation for their animation XD]

5/22/08
[It was rainning like crazy!]
[Richie goes to Jeb's shop]
Richie: they issued a flash flood warning in Monterey Park, Diamond Bar and the LA county. We've also got a tornado that hit Riverside!
[Jeb just continued to work]
Richie: hey were you listening!?
Jeb: Yes
Richie when what did I say?
Jeb: Flash flood in Monterey Park...Diamond Bar...LA.
Richie: and what happened in Riverside?
Jeb:...............fire? lol
[shop goes silence except for her laughter]

5/22/08
[Richie sees a firetruck]
Richie: OMG! [takes out camera]
[starts sprinting after it, while it was rainning]
[later one...Richie comes home]
Richie: [aims Sandy] I've been proven wrong.....firetrucks are faster then humans...
Sandy: ROFL

[just remembered]
5/14/08
[5th per]
[Ling was drawing cyniders]
[andddd as usual the class makes fun of her drawing]
Richie: man we should are play pictionary one day LOL
Ling: -____________________-'...I can draw..
Richie: draw a giraffe.
[silence...]
Ling: [mumbling to herself] I know a giraffe looks like but i dont know how to dra.... [continues to teach]

5/17/08
[after comming back from the parade]
[Richie goes and aim and talks to Jenny and Sandy]
Richie: two hours of standing in the sum! woot woot!
Sandy: ROFL
Jenny: You're crazy
Richie: I was taking pictures the whole time XD andddd I was standing in the spot where I got all the attenion. Sooo all of the hot women in the cars started at me XD
Sandy: ROFL u wish
Jenny: LOL
Richie: they did!!! They even waved!
Sandy: LMAO I just thought of something HILARIOUS BUT SAD xD
Richie: what...?
Sandy: I dont wanna tell u
Richie cuz its sad huh?
Sandy: yep
Richie: well Sandy being with you alot, I get alot of emotions
Sandy: lmao
Richie: Saddness has yet overcome me XD....mostly pain....fromy your slaps -_-
Sandy: well it'll cause u pain n sadness

5/17/08
[playday parade]
[Richie was taking pictures]
[cars pass by with signs saying "Repetto class of 1963"]
People in cars: Hey guys! Class of 1963!!!![cheers]
[random moment]
Richie: Reppetto Class of 2005!
[all the people in cars look at Richie]
Old people: ..............YAYYY!!!!!! [all cheers at Richie]

5/16/08
[Richie was in his room]
[Richie aims Ryan]
Richie: gahhh I'm so bored. I'm gonna just walk around
Ryan: now?
Richie: nothing to do here, just sitting in this room of heat
Ryan: same.
Richie: I'd rather be otuside chasing chicks and taking pictures! XDDD
[Richie outs up his away message and goes to get his wallet. When he comes he reads...]
Ryan: wth!! chasing chicks without me!?!
Richie: lol
Ryan: what kind of friend are you D:
Richie: I was kidding about that
Ryan: XD
Richie: but it could happen! XD
Ryan: LMAO! loser
Richie: Hey! you too XD
Ryan: XD

5/15/08
[6th period]
[while doing the cannon lab]
[person shakes the bottle but nothing happens]
[class just stares at the 2 liter bottle for like a minute]
Lai: okay we need a dumb guy to pop it
Wassem: I'll do it!
Lai: Ah! you qualify
Class: LOL
[Wassem squeezes the bottle and it suddenly explodes]

5/14/08
[while walking in the hills]
[Richie was just causally walking, he turns and SUDDENLY sees a dog! At the same time both Richie AND THE DOG jumps back cuz they freaked out each other]
[When Richie jumped back Elton kinda shoved him towards the dog for protection LOL]

5/14/08
[6th period]
[while class is going on there was a couple right outside the door talking about their lives]
[Lai pauses class for a moment and goes to the door]
Lai: excuse me, you are being too loud we can hear all of your secrets
class: lol
[yet after Lai's message they ignore him and continue on]

5/13/08
Richie's EMERGENCY
[early in the morning, before Elton picks Richie and Aaron up, Aaron gets coffee for Richie]
[Before Richie could enjoy it Elton comes. Richie quickly guns down HALF of the cup and dashes to Eltons's car]
[class goes on, 1st period and then 2nd period]
[by the end of period 2]
Richie's mind: ...I needa use the restroom
[goes to 3rd period, but didnt bother to ask to go cause he knew that he could hold it till 4th period]
[BUT during 4th period a bunch of guys took Hong's hall pass and went for a stroll]
[Hong finds out]
Hong: FROM now on I wont sign hall passes to restrooms!
Richie's mind: HOLY SHIT NOOOOO,I gotta go.....
[4th period ends]
[Richie goes straight to the restroom]

5/12/08
[while watching anime]
[Richie hears something going "Bom....Boom...BOOM" and SUDDENLY! Richie's screen flashs off and everything around him goes dark]
[first thing on Richie's head] Richie: FU** my anime!!!!!
[black out]
[Richie grabs a candle and his cell ,goes outside and calls Aaron]
[while outside talking to the neighbors, the lights finally came back on]
Richie: Yes! my internets back! [sprints back into the house]
Nieghbors: lol

5/10/08
[5th per]
[Addie throws a paper ball at Leti and Lings sees it]
Ling: Addie go pick it up
[Addie lies on another students desk to reach over and get it off the floor]
Ling: Leti why was he doing that to you?
Leti: cuz hes retarded
Ling: Besides that!
Class: ROFL

5/6/08
[ROP]
[the group of girls were being too noisy so Mr.Hong gave the class an extra assignment]
Miranda: why do I have to do this, I was just doing my work!
Mr.Hong: we're a team, we go down together
Richie: [to himself] lol its funny cuz its comming outta you...

5/5/08
[at Richie's house]
[Tim was trying to play the piano but Aaron's music, on the computer, was too loud]
Tim: umm...thats distracting.
[Aaron quickly turns around and turns off the SCREEN]
Richie: -_-....stupid....
[Aaron thens turns off the volume]

4/27/08
[everyone was playing Rock band]
[Richie was SINGING]
[while he was singing everyone would screw with him]
[in the second song Richie was seriously screwing around and started to change the lyrics]
Song: Dirty little secret
Richie: Aaronnnnnnnnn WH-AT iSSS you DIRty Little SECRET!!!??

4/27/08
[Richie's party]
[Sandy comes over]
Dad: RICHIE! where are your manners?!
Richie: WHAt?
[dad kicks Richie in the ass]
Richie: wth!?
Dad: arent you gonna introduce...?
Richie: [sigh]...OKAY EVERYONE!
[everyones goes quite and looks at Richie]
Richie: My name is Richie Subintr! Welcome to m-
Dad: NOOO One cares about you! I mean her!
Richie: O_O.... [sighs again] This is Sandy
Family: Hi Sandy, Hello!Hey!
Dad: no one wants to know you
Richie: -_- I'm gonna sit in the corner...

4/24/08
[Jessica was at Richie's house]
[while Richie was taking pictures of her work, Jessica calls Sandy. She starts to mess with Sandy on the phone. She then gets Justin to mess with her. Later on he calls her again and suddenly says "you're gay" and hung up]
Richie: OIII dont say that to her! [chills] she might take it out on me.....
[During the party{4/27/08} Sandy finally meets Justin]
[Justin screams and runs away]

[just remembered] 4/18/08
[at Jenny's Brawl party]
[Jenny and Charlie weren't playing soo Richie wasen't being killed off]
[Richie somehow had 4 lives left while everyone had around 2 or 3]
[later on....]
#1.Amy: [walking by] Why are you soo good?!
[while Richie was looking at her his character walks off the platform]
#2 and #3 [Sandy died early so she got Fenrir and held him in front of Richie's face, Fenrir kept on licking Richie's face soo he couldn't see anything]
Richie: AHHHH Fenrir Stop!!! This is worst the item in the game {where the dog covers the screen} [Richie dies like twice becuase of this]
#4 [Richie gets stuck under the platforms and falls [loses]

4/17/08
[around 6:00PM]
Mom: Richie! what happened to my flowers? looked like someone was walking in them!
Richie: uhh....well someone came to our house today...and she was sniffing your flowers....
Mom: SHE!?!?!? O_O
Richie: uh....yeah...she was really cute lol, just came over to play I guess
Mom: OMG!!! [runs to dad to tell what happened]
Dad: Richie! you got a girl!?!
Richie: LOL no! it was the neighbor's dog! XD
[back at around 3:00]
[a husky was running around the lawn playing with Richie, it suddenly goes to the flowers and starts sniffing and walking in it]
Justin: oooo what do we tell mom?
Richie: O_O iono...

4/16/08
[at lunch]
[Richie was messing with Sandy and ended up getting stabbed in the leg with a compass]
Richie: AHHHHHHH
[bell rings and Sandy leaves]
William: whoaa what happened?
Richie: I got stabbed with a protractor!
Thomas: protractor? I think he meant compass
Tim: Wow...looks painful
William: well, now we know that Sandy doesnt just physically hurt him but mentally damages him too

4/14/08
Sandy: I'm tired
Richie: then go to sleep, I'll wake you up later
Sandy: psh
Richie: wait....thats suicide, waking up Sandy is like running into a lion's den with a horn

4/14/08
Mr.Hong: soo how was it? [state]
[Richie goes over some of the stuff that happened]
Hong: ...soo did you meet any girls [eyes shines]
Richie: hehe...that would depend on what kind of girls your talking about [eyes shine]

4/14/08
[4th per]
Richie: Hey June, what did you guys do on Thursday and Friday?
June: huhhh you were here?
Richie: What!?! you didnt know
June: LOL, wait [goes to Ashlyn] hey was he here on those days?
Ashlyn: iono was he?
Richie: Omfg! [runs to the door] Amy! was I here Thurs/Fri?
Amy: ummmm yes!
Richie: -_-. . .
Amy: O_O I mean No! I was looking for you!...lol
[Richie starts asking anyone that walks into the door, and only two people noticed...depressing...]

4/11/08
[we didnt have any food at the hotel so we were going to an asian supermarket]
[while driving. We ended up lost and in some residental area]
[the bus randomly stops in front of a house with a Latino family having a BBQ outside XD]
Bus driver: [opens the doors and screams to the family] ?Donde al supermercado?
[this is a WTF moment cuase a bus full of asian students with a latino driver pulls up to a latino family having a BBQ is asking for directions to an asian market!]

4/11/08
[a quite moment...]
Shion: guys...I need you to know something.
Richie: ...you're not gay right...
Shino: no. I want you to know...that drinking during pregnancy is bad.
[He just said that because he was reading a warning sign by his head]

4/12/08
[at Black Beards amusment park]
[ Aaron and his friends were looking for a ride to get on]
Saccone: This is the shortest ride. [points to the bumper boats]
[The bumper boats are like 10 mins per cycle and there were like 5 groups ahead of them]
[Yet, Aaron and his friends get on...not knowing what thy're in for]
Saccone: whispers to Richie, four more suckers! hahaha

4/12/08
The Judging day
[Richie was waiting in the hallway for his turn]
[door opens...and suprisingly Richie sees Kevin [refer back to regions competitons]
Kevin: okay, who wants to go next? You guys will have to wrestle it out for your turn.
[Kevin looks down at Richie but shows no expression]
Richie: ~_~ did he forget?
[Richie was the LAST person for the competiton]
Kevin: [opens the door] What?! you didnt wrestle?
Richie: what? XD
Kevin: lol glad you made it here.
Richie: We meet again.
[shakes hand and Richie goes through the door to present]

4/12/08
[Saccone was trying to call the other adviser to take pictures of his students, but the advisor was being lazy]
Saccone: psh, Baddd advisor!
Zen: well, what have youbeen doing, I dont see you taking pictures.
Saccone: well, thats why I brought two photo kids.
Richie: [just listening in] lol....Hey XD

[just remembered]
3/30/08
[at CVS, Richie was looking at picture frames thinking that it'd make a nice present for a friend]
[William comes buy]
William: what are you looking at
Richie: ooh just thinking [without looking, Richie randomly picks up a frame and shows it to William] that this would make a nce present for a friend.
[the fram Richie was holding in his hand said "Grand Children]
Richie: O_O
William: O_O....LOL! Whoaaa Richie you're thinking ahead!
Richie: NO, this is just- I just...
William: lol I know man, but this would make a better present if your getting one for a girl [he picks up a frame that says "I love you."
Richie: lol
[and during all this we had Aaron wait in line for us XD]
4/5/08
[riding back from Jenny's house Richie stops by Jeb's shop]
Jeb: hey go deliver these fruits to your Aunt
[Richie deliever and comes back, he then comes back home. The kids threw a toy on the roof so Richie went up there to get it. The already tired Richie threw the toy BUT the wind kicked in and the toy flew into the tree!]
Richie: AHHHH [starts stomping on the roof and blurting out randomness]
[Because of his stomps the bee hive by him was disturbed... so bees started to attack him]
Richie: AHHHHHHHHh ITS ON ME, [pulling off his shirt,running up and down the roof still..... and for the records the kids were watching this and were getting a kick outta it, but RICHIE WASENT!]
[Richie had two choices...jump into the cold pool water from the roof or jump off the roof and land on the cement....]
[A bee buzzes in Richie's ear, Richie runs towards the pool but suddenly turns, stand on to the ladder, and jumping off of it landing on the cement]

4/5/08
[at CVS]
[at the checkout line, lady looks a the pocket album Richie wanted]
Lady: hmm.... cant find the price tag, Mr. Pablo do you know how much this is?
Mr.Pablo: $7.99
[Richie starts panicking in his mind cuz he did have enough]
Mr.Pablo: wait, [walks alway]
Lady: lol he thinks he knows! lol
[Pablo yells from like 3 isle back "$4.99!"]
[Pablo comes back hold like three one them]
Pablo: which one do you want? [still yelling]
[Richie yells back]
Richie: THE BLUE ONE!!!
Lady: lol you heard him, he wants the manlier color!

4/1/08
Richie's Scary MOM
Richie's mom [Jeb]: Go call Elton, Aaron and Tim we're going out to eat breakfast
[Richie makes the calls, Aaron and Elton was going but Tim didnt answer his cell or house]
[Aaron called and said that he didnt want to go]
Jeb: I'm gonna get him
Richie: O_O!?!?!?
[Jeb goes to Aarons house and SOMEHOW got him to come out]
[Elton then calls and says that he couldn't go]
Jeb: Richie give me your cell phone
[Jeb talks to Elton's mom.....Elton comes out and gets in the car]
Richie: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO HER!?!?
Jeb: Nothing! I just told her that we're going out to eat! Did you call Tim yet?
Richie: he didnt anwer his cell nor house...
Jeb: ....we're going to his house
Everyone: NO! ITs okay!

3/30/08 -3/31/08
[Sunrise was at 6:09]
Richie: guys....we made it...
[everyone looks at the window and sees the blue sky outside]
[William, Tim and Richie goes outside to see the sun]
Richie: I guess we're all gonna collasp the second we get inside]
[goes back inside, Richie was about to go to sleep but Tim comes in]
Tim: Rich....I'm not sleepy, lets go run around the block!
Richie: No, that'll screw up our day, go to sleep!
Tim: ah...alright
[Richie comes out to wash his face, he sees Tim fast asleep]
Richie: ....and he was just talking to me like 20 seconds ago....
Casualties: Richie when tired - his right eye suddenly got itchy so he put an eye patch on
Tim: got louder and louder and clumsier
William: fell asleep and snores XD

3/29/08
[For dinner Richie eats pho, about an hour later he eats another bowl of pho.....after that]
[on aim]
Richie: ommmmfg my stomach really really hurts, I over ate...
Jenny: And, why am I not surprised?
Richie: heheh...did someone tell you or something? My friends always say "Richie's the guy of guy that would eat his favorite food even if he's food poisoned."
Jenny: LOL no I figured that out myself.

3/28/08
[on aim]
Richie: brb I'm gonna go make food
Sandy: lmao you and your instant noodles
Richie: O_O
Sandy: LMAO I know you too well
Richie: oh yeah, then what I'am I doing right now?
Sandy: eating instant noodles and watching anime!
Richie:.....too well....
Sandy: lmao

3/25/08
[ROP]
[Richie goes to his locker]
[When he was walking back to class he saw Mr. Hong by the door with a huge sheet of glass in his hand]
Richie: what are you doing?
[Richie looks outside,, Mr.Hong was using that sheet of glass to reflect light into the janitor's head]
Richie: -_-...
[Mr.Hong continues to wave the glass around trying to get the janitor's attention, but the janitor never turned around]
Mr. Hong: tch, I wanted him to get me food....

3/23/08
[Richie was talking to Anna online]
Richie: you failed! you failed as Anna
Anna: I'am Anna!
Richie: NO, from now on, you have been demoted to "Ann" You lost an "A"
Anna:HEyyyy this isnt Hang man!! lol
Richie: Too bad Ann and you better not push it cuz you only have two letters for you last name! [Ha]
Anna: rawrrr Now I'am angry! I want my "a" back!
Richie: calm down Ann

3/18/08
[Richie was doing his hw]
Thomas: Richie! 5 0 Its Sandy!!!
[Richie quickly turns around but sees nothing]
Richie: -_-
[later]
William: Sandy!! [points]
[Richie turns around but sees nothing again]
Thomas and William: LOL
William: dont worry Richie when I see Sandy is when I turn Christian XD
[moments later]
Thomas: 5 0!!! 5 0!!!!!
William: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!!
Richie: [getting seriously annoied] yeah yeah...
[Suddenly, Richie feels a book on his head]
[Richie completely freezes]
Richie: guys....
Thomas and William: we were trying to tell you!!
Richie: "5 0"!?! "the power compells you"!?!?! I though you were screwing with me!!!
[Richie slowly looks up and see Sandy....]

3/17/08
Richie's day
[lunch]
Sandy: BAKA hurry up and do your hw! [smacks Richie in the head]
Richie: dont call me a baka, bakaido!
[Thomas gets up and smacks Richie in the head]
[Sandy joins in and smacks Richie in the head again]
[later on at home]
[Richie was playing around with his mom]
[gets smacked in the head]
[dad comes home]
[Richie makes fun of him]
[Dad tries to kick him, Richie blocks but suddenly gets smacked in the head]
{my hand really hurts so I dont wanna type up the "how Richie got hurt" story so I'll just list them}
- 3rd period Muhammad plays a prank on Richie, grabbs his nose and twist!
- 4th period Richie's hand gets burned by mixing chemicals, due to ink on Richie's hand "ANNA =]"
-Smacked by Sandy countless times while doing hw
-Sandy screams in Richie's ear [everything sounded like the mosquitos ring tone for the next 5 mins
-Daphine writes "calm down" on Richie's burned hands {Richie was going through a rush}
-door opens hitting Richie's toe
-Justin gets Richie in the face with a nerf gun

3/14/08
[At Jenny's house playing Brawl]
[Charlies chooses Pikachu for one game and owns Richie and Ryan]
Ryan: Richie, for the next game pick Pikachu!
[the next game]
[there were 3 Pikachus and Pit {Jenny}]
Richie: Ahhhhh I cant tell which one is my Pikachu!!
[in the end Charlie still owns Ryan and Richie]
Ryan: MANNN Pikachu is a rigged character!

Richie vs. Starbucks bottle
3/13/08
[Richie brings stucks bottle to school]
[4th period]
[Richie wanted to drink some but the bottle was shut tight]
[Richie fights with it for about 5 minutes]
Richie: Damn it! Kerry you try!
[Kerry fights with it, but couldnt get it to open]
[Wilson walks by and see Richie and Kerry at it]
Richie: here [hands it to Wilson]
Wilson: lol okay ^_^
[Wilsons tries to open it facial expression >:o]
[Wilson take the bottle to the sink and turns on hot water]
[leaves it in hot water]
[STILL couldnt open it]
[Stacy sees Richie, Kerry and Wilson at it]
[Richie gives to bottle to Stacy, Stacy tries]
Stacy: D< ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
[Mr.Hong walks by seeing Richie, Kerry, Wilson and Stacy trying to open the bottle]
Richie: wanna try?
[Mr.Hong walks faster]
[everyone gives up]
[class ends, Richie walks out of class holding on to bottle]
Richie: This sucks
[Richie grabs the cap and suddenly hears a "PSHHHHT"]
[the bottle opens]

3/12/08
[begining of 3rd period]
[Ryans runs into the class]
Ryan: Mr.Nielson can I use the restroom?
Nielson: sure, just fill out that pass there
Ryan: Richie, I need a pencil!
[Richie gives him one]
[as Ryan was writting]
Richie: Faster!! Ryan faster! For the sake of children and childrens childrens, WRITE!
Ryan: STOP RUSHING ME!!!!
[Ryan fills out the pass and runs out of the room, forgetting the teachers signature]
Richie: oiiii, he forgot....
Nielson: Nature was calling him.

3/10/08
[2nd period]
[Richie was being....himself]
Richie:[grabs a box] Say Hello to my little friend!!!!
Anna: you dont have any friends [says it so clearly]
Richie: O__O [froze]
Nathan: omg you sooo mean Anna
Charlie: Yeah Anna that was mean
Richie: [to Charlie] you were mean too, you called me a slut!
Charlie: that isnt mean, thats funny! XD

2/29/08
[Skills meeting]
[Saccone was going over the State competitions]
Saccone: now I orginally the price for the hotel rooms were 125 dollars but I donated blood signed some deals and got a good price....
[everyone leans forward]
Saccone: $115
Everyone: ........only 10 dollars off!!! we still have to pay $100$
[going over categories]
Saccone: now for the photo guys [looks are Richie and Shion]
you guys like the guinea pigs because Mr.Hong never had anyone made it this far before.

[just remembered]
[Richie walks out of 3rd period to use the restroom]
[as Richie was walking he hears a bird's chirp, one that hes never hear off]
Richie: ahh its Spring....
[looks up and sees the bird....getting humped by another bird {the strange noise Richie heard}
Richie: ......its definitely Spring.....

2/30/08
[while taking pictures]
[Richie sees a squirrel]
[Richie takes out his camera but the squirrel runs up the tree]
Richie: noo no come here, come here
[the curious squirrel actually approaches Richie]
Richie: omgg
[Richie gets closer and closer, but when Richie points the camera at it it would run up the tree]
[Richie tries again and again]
[Finally the squirrel stays in the tree]
Richie: Fine!
[Squirrel takes a SHIT and almost hits Richie]
[later on Richie tells Jenny about the squirrel]
Richie: the last squirrel threw nuts at me, this one tried to take a crap on me!!!
Jenny: LOL I know what you mean [points at Navi] Everytime we'd go to sleep she'd leave a gift on my pillow

2/29/08
Part 1
[6th period]
[Mr.Lai was talking about energy and atom bonding]
Mr.Lai: okay.... Richie! Hes a superhandsome guy
Richie: LOL I wish
Lai: Richie wants to find a girl friend so he runs up and down the hall way
Class: LOL
Richie: oooo that was last week! [just playing around]
Lai: but the hall way was empty
Richie: oh...that was last week....
Class: LMAO
Lai: if there is no girls in the hall way then there can be no reaction....[ect]
[later on]
Lai: Then Richie tries something else, he becoems smarter, he runs up and down the hallways during passing period
Richie: O_O! Good Idea!
[Lai goes on...Richie nodds his head]
Daphine: Dont take note of it!!! XD
Lai: but when Richie bumps into a girl what do you think will happen?
Class: He'll get smacked! Rejected!
Lai: yeah, he get the bad words, and that is an improper reaction.

Part 2
[later on....]
Lai: now Richie is in a bad mood so I send him outside, luckily Ms. Hake and Myagkova also send out three pretty girl. Richie talk to one but she said, "sorry but I have a boyfriend" Richie talk to another pretty girl but she said "I'm sorry, I really like you but I'm pregnant. Then he talk to the last girl and she really like him but said that she is a "heshe". So that is a bad collision, atoms can not bond without a strong collison.
[the class was dying with laughter the entire time]
[later on when 6 period ends]
Kerry: Hey Richie wasen't that embrassing?
Richie: a bit XD
Jerry: have you ever ran up and down the hallway before?
Richie: Yeah! lots of times
Jerry:!?
Richie: when i have ROP the halls are empty so I though I'd give it a try, for "kicks and gigles"
Jerry: ROFL

2/27/08
[2nd period]
[everyone was doing class excericses]
[Richie was by the window fooling around when he suddenly saw Mr. Yamanaka [the principle] walking up the ramp]
[Richie yells to the class]
Richie: EVERYONE LOOK GOOD!!!!
[Richie sprints to his seat making everyone go "wtfs gotten into him?"]
[Yamanaka walks in and gives a notice to Martinez]
[Richie cracks rght in front of him because of his success]
[Yamanaka hears Richie's crack and gives him the "wth wrong with him" look]
[Richie tries REALLY REALLY hard to hold in the laugh]
[Yamanak leaves....Richie explodes]
Class: LOL
Richie: hoooooh that was freaky
Martinez: Did you do something bad to him before...?
Richie: Nooo
Martinez: Richie pull your nose 3 times
Richie: ....? okay [does it]
Martinez: see you're not scared anymore right?
Richie: lol
Class: ROFL

2/26/08
[ROP]
[Saccone was the "teacher watching the class" {you'll see why I typed that in a moment, just keep reading}]
Saccone: well, I'm Mr.Saccone, I teach Drafting, Arch.....ect [goes on]
[a friend came into the class and starts talking to Richie]
[the last thing Richie heard from Saccone was "I'm just here to watch to guys, Richie is your sub today"]
[Richie turns around]
Richie: !?!?! what you guys were serious!?
Saccone: well your're in advance so you've been nomiated for this.
Class: hahahahaha

2/26/08
[2nd period]
[We were all doing class exercises and it was popcorn]
[after Megan was done with the exercise she picks Richie]
[Richie does the exercise and picks Steven,cuz he picked Richie last time >D]
[Steven does the exercise and then picks Andrew]
[Andrew suddenly picks Richie!]
Richie: !?!?!...fine [does the exercise]
[after Richie does the exercise he picks Andrew...for revenge >D]
[after Andrew does the exercise Ms. Martinez breaks in...]
Martinez: umm....Dont pick Richie this time pick someone else.
[Andrew picks someone else soo Richie chills. After a while, it was Anna's turn. When she was done she picked Charlie]
Charlie: We had a deal!!! [he broke out]
Class: LOL
[When Charlie was done he picked Richie AGAIN]
Richie: whaa.....
Martinez: lol, you're really popular.

2/22/08
[3rd period]
[Vanessa got a paper ball and attempted to throw in into the trash can from her seat but missed. She tried again...and another two times.]
Nielsen: lol
Vanessa: what? you think its funny you try!
[Vanessa gives him the paper ball]
[Nielsen throws it...]
[the ball hits the ceiling , thats was when everyone went "awww", bonces off the ceiling, hitting the wall and THEN boncing into the trash can]
Everyone: WHOAA LOL

2/21/08
[Richie was walking home to get his bike and on the way he saw Shion]
[Richie wanted to say something but he was listening to his music]
[Richie stopped and turned around to say hi, Shion was about to look up and see Richie but he suddenly pulled out his ipod and changed the song [looking back down and walking past Richie]
[Richie gives up and walks to his mom's shop a second later Shion walks in]
Richie: wth? what are you doing here
Shion:....hair cut.
[silence...]
Richie: o this is my mom XD
Shion: Hi.

2/21/08 {please read the one under to get it}
Mr.Hong: Richie I ming be gone on Tuesday and Thurdays soo your going to have to sub the class
Richie: What!?!
Girl {I've yet to learn her name -_-'}: Yeah Richie {yet she knows mines...-_-'} we've have decided! That you'll be the sub for the class!
Richie: When was this!?
Girl: when you were sleeping and almost got slapped in the head ,lol

2/19/08
[ROP]
[Mr.Hong was about to give another lesson and of course Richie already knew all of that stuff so he decided to go to sleep]
[the lesson goes on.... Later, there was a knock on the door which woke Richie up]
[Richie thought it was a student so he knocked back and THEN opened the door, it was the ROP counselor]
Richie: O_O
Mr.Hong: next time he does that just smack him on the head
Lady: haha

2/10/08
[Richie was walking around in the street fair]
[Girl was talking to a man with the CUTEST puppy in the world]
Man: why, isnt she the cutest thing ever, whats her name?
Girl: She's my daughter and her name is Sandy. Shes a good girl but she bites sometimes
Richie [who was just listening in]: ROFL I know a girl like that too...
[later that night, Sandy reads the puppy thing]
Sandy: FUCK YOU
Annie: I luv de story tho
Richie: ROFLLLLLLLLL
Annie: its hilarious, it does match her
Richie: wait....so is this the sis or the evil one?
Annie: sis
Richie: oo hey lol
Annie: Sandy says FU
Richie: LOL
Annie: she also say she doesn't bite, thats a lie
Richie: LOL
Annie: she doesn't bite but she shur hits like a guy, hurts like hell
Richie: true to that
Annie: I get bruised up
Richie: yeah I know -_-...

Machine vs. Richie
Part 1
2/5/08
[Richie didnt eat breakfast or lunch and its finally break time for ROP {5:45}]
[Richie runs to the vending machine]
[Minh first buys her stuff, then Richie. BUT as the spring was turning the bag of chips got stuck]
Richie: no way -_-'
Minh: its okay [she puts in another dollar to buy one for Richie]
[The spring turns pushing the one that got stuck out BUT her bag of chips gets stuck]
Minh: oh.......
[Richie starts to bang and kick the machine]
[Diana and her friend comes by]
Richie: EHHH Diana Give me a dollar!!!
Diana: I dont have a dollar, I have a 20. [gives Richie the 20 CASUALLY and walks off]
Richie: ._. ....
[a group of guys then came to the machine to buy some stuff]
Guy #1: hey man we'll help yo' out
[him and three of his friends starts to push the machin around but nothing happens]
Guy #1: Hey, [addresses his friend which was a really BIG guy] help us push man. One push can trip the damn machine over
Guy #2: eh f*** you I'm not fat
Guy #1: [adresses Richie and Minh] well dude we've done what we've can, sorry
Richie: right man thanks.

2/5/08
Part 2
[Richie wouldnt give up even though Minh said that was what the machine wanted]
[after a few mins Minh returns holding a huge metal bar]
Richie: O_O!!!
Minh: use this!
[Richie tries but the bar was too fat to fit]
[Tim then comes]
Richie: TIMMMMMMM GIVE ME A DOLLAR!!!!!!!
Tim: okay Riche you remember the rules of a dollar. One one is ten push-ups [ect]
Minh: hey Tim...can I borrow a dollar?
Tim: okay!
[Minh gives the dollar to Richie]
Tim: .......
[Richie puts in the dollar, spring turns pushing the stuck one out BUT another one gest stuck]
Richie: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Minh: Richie its okay!! Lets go!
Richie: No NOOOO
Tim: breaks over we have to leave
Richie: [walks away] I'll be back.....
[silence]
Richie: OMFG!!!! the room is open now I can get my money from my wallet!!!! [Richie runs to his wallet and gets 20 cents]
[Richie already had 60 cents from all the change the machine gave him]
[Richie puts in the coins one by one, pushes the button...spring turns pushing the stuck one out AND making another come out!
Richie: [screams out] YESSSSSSSSSSS YESSS
Guy just walking by: ........
[Richie goes back to class]
Richie: Guys!!! I did it!! $3 for 4 bags of chips!!!
[Richie eats]
Richie: ahhh the taste of victory.....

2/4/08
[2nd period]
[watching a movie]
[theres a scene where the guy doesnt listen to the girl and everything goes wrong]
Anna: Man! guys suck!
Richie: [who was soo into the movie] I know!
[..............]
Richie: wait what!?!
Anna: AHHA :]

2/2/08
"For the past 3 weeks I've walked the maze of finals and competitons....today I've walked out with the minotaur's head."
- Richie Subintr

2/2/08
Richie's amazing story
[Richie goes to Skills competiton]
[Richie's competition ended really early soo he had 3 hours to blow]
[after an hour of waiting Richie gets bored and wanders off]
[Since he was on the 3rd floor he could see the baseball game in the distance]
[A guy suddenly comes up to Richie]
Guy: Watching the ball game?
Richie: yep
Guy: oh lol...our team sucks
Richie: hahaha
[silence....]
Guy: I'm Kevin presi......[Richie wasent listening]
[Kevin shakes Richie's hand]
Richie: I'm Richie
[after a bit of talking]
Kevin: well Richie see you later [runs off]
[As Richie was walking back to the drafting room he stopped to look at some pictures in the frames]
[He then sees a huge picture of a guy giving the the tumbs-up with a medal, meaning that he went to nationals, it was Kevin]
Richie: O_O!!!!!
[a few hours later at the award cermony]
[Richie sees Kevin giving out gold medals to people for he was the president of the student skills organization]
Guy on mic: and from Mark Keppel High.....Richie Subintr, gold metalist
[Richie goes up to Kevin and shakes his hand]
Richie: second time today dude lol
Kevin: I'll see you at State.

1/31/08
[while talking to Jenny and Sandy]
Richie: Because I suffer from ST...[thinking]
[Tim breaks in]
TIm: STD!?
Jenny, Sandy and Tim: ROFL
Richie: NO STM [Short Term Memory]

1/31/08
[at lunch]
[Jenny and Sandy comes over]
Sandy: you're short!
Richie: D< I'm not short! I'm taller then you by like an inch!
Jenny: your hair!
Richie: this hair is nothing [puts his hand above his hair, then puts hand on head....hand sinks]
Richie:...1/2 an inch
Everyone: ROFL

1/31/08
[Second term of photo ROP begins]
[the entire class but ONE person {Minh} stayed meaning that everyone else is new]
[After Mr. Hong gives his speech/life story/ect]
Mr.Hong: Richie! Did you clean off the blood stain in the darkroom?
Richie's Head: blood stain......wait, this must be another one of his pranks -_-...okay w/e
Richie: oooo that, it was kind of hard to scrape off, it was everywhere!
[the entire class was closely listening....]
Mr.Hong: well hopefuly they wont notice it, Okay everyone! I'll give you a tour of the darkroom.
[as Richie walks away everyone started to ask him questions]
Girl: hey hey is there really blood in there?
Guy: hey, how blood get in ther
Inner Richie: they all believed me.....>D

1/28/08
[while Richie, Tim, Vincent and Hanh were out going to bowling]
[Richie crosses an intersection and turns around to talk to Tim]
[When Richie turned back he almost tripped over a fire hydrant]
Richie: WHOA! LOL I though that was Vincent
Hanh: LMAOOOO
Vincent: WHAT!?!?!?

1/28/08
[Richie,Tim and Vincent were at Hanashima and they were waiting for Hanh to show up]
[The lady comes and puts the tea where Hanh should be sitting. Richie grabs Hanh's chop sticks and sets in in front of the tea {it looked like an offering at some shrine}]
Vincent: Hanh died...
[Richie suddenly sees Hanh in the parking lot]
Richie: Everyone!!! pray! pray to the tea!!!!
[Hanh walks in, and sees Richie, Tim and Vincent praying]
Hanh: What..the...hell??

1/27/08
[Richie was trying to fill out a form but there was one question that stomped him; What are your strengths and Weaknesses?]
[Richie filled out his strengths but had no clue for the weakness part, so he went Jenny and later Tim]
Jenny: The fact that you KNOW its gonna rain and you dont do anything to keep yourself dry
Richie: .....soo how would you put that down on paper?
Jenny: lol I dunno
Richie: I dont even know my own weaknesses...I could think of the small things but they arent really significant. I think there could only be one person that knows my weakness but she isnt online...
Jenny: lol
Richie: the evil hime....
Jenny: Saaaandy~
Richie: [chills]
[Richie later found his answer when he asked Tim and it was completely obvious ><]

1/27/08
[please read 1/24/08 to get it]
[as Richie was walking to his tutoring place it starts to pour]
Richie: -_-...[grabs his cell] Hey Jenny? Look outside because its rainning again!!!
Jenny: lol
[1/24/08 it was rainning as he was walking home from Garvey Ranch park, 1/25/08 it was rainning when Richie was walking back from the hills, 1/26/08 it was rainning when he was walking around Garvey Ranch park AGAIN taking pictures, and soo 1/27/08 it was rainning when he was going to his tutoring place.]
Richie's mind: does the wheather have against me?

1/25/08
[3rd per]
[Nielsen was giving out oranges]
[Richie gets an orange]
Brian: hey, you dont need the knife to cut it open?
Richie: nah nah, I've got nails to do that
[Richie cracks the orange open with his nails, but suddenly orange juice squirts in his eyes]
Richie: >< AHHHHHH ORANGE JUICE, BURNS!!!!
Brian and Ryan: LOL

[just remembered]
1/23/08
[Richie and Tim were in the living room watching a movie]
[the phone rings...]
Richie: Ahhhhhhh I dont wanna get it.....I'm not gonna get it ....nah, most likely some dumb machine
[phone continues to ring]
Grandma: RICHIE I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, GET THE PHONE!!!!
Richie: -___-
[Richie gets up and answers the phone]
Richie: -_-...hello?
Person: Hi! is this Richie?
Richie: yeah.....
Person: This is Mr. Nguyen [Richie's ROP counselor]
[Going through Richies mind: HOLY SH**]
Mr. Nguyen: Richie, you still have the packet! Its due tomarrow! Please give it to me tomarrow after school
Richie: YEs Sir!, I'll bring it right alway!!!!
Mr. Nguyen: okay then. Well once again congratulations and good luck on your finals
Richie: Yes sir, thank you sir
[once again in Richie's mind: this is bad....I have to finish my resume and cover letters -.-]

1/24/08
[Richie was at Garvey Ranch Park]
[it suddenly starts rainning...]
Richie: crap [he was getting bored soo he called Jenny]
Richie: Yo! Hime! its rainning
[after a while it starts rainning harder]
Richie:....omg! its rainning!!
Jenny: hahah your gonna get soaked
[Richie starts running while still on the phone]
Richie: 4 more blocks to go! OMFG I'm in the middle of the street, there are no trees for cover and its rainning even harder! [a few seconds later] OMG!!!! a tree!!!...........a palm tree...
Jenny on the phone: LOL, I bet that if you go under a tree ligthning will strike and it'll be on fire
Richie: lol okay soo as for today, I'am anti dog [two dogs barked at Richie already] anti rain, anti wind [getting windier] and anti tree. Someone up there hates me!!
Jenny: lol you're going to get sick
Richie: idiots dont get sick, ask Sandy about that lol

1/21/08
[While fishing....]
[Tim was getting sea sick so he was pretty screwed up]
Richie: I think I got a nibble!!!!
Tim: what? you got a nipple?

1/20/08
[Richie was out talking pictures of the city]
[Suddenly! A Fire truck was about to pass by]
[Richie quickly drew his digital camera but it didnt have the batteries inside since they were being charged at home]
Richie: DAMN! Of all times!
[Richie quickly drew his film camera at the last second and got a picture of the firetruck passing by]
[now thats a quick draw!]

1/10/08
[During ROP]
[Richie had energy since he ate soo he was singing in the dark room]
Richie: ALL NIGHT LONG, AH HUH! ALL NIGHT LONG!!!! YEAH!!!!
[girl walks by]
Girl: calm down
[Richie, still singing]
Richie: CALMING DOWN!!!! AH HUH!! CALMING DOW-...huh?

1/10/08
[break time during ROP]
[Tim was playing with a pen/ruler thing]
[it breaks]
Tim: =[ Rich, nothing that's fun lasts forever.....
Richie: nothing does......
[silence....]

1/10/08
[during ROP]
[Girl was standing outside]
Richie: not comming in?
Girl: ohh I'm waiting for people to take a picture
Richie: ohhhh [looks around] Hey there one over there get her!
Girl: but...how?
Richie: well,shes in the parking lot so use the cars for cover then when she walks by hit her! [said the wrong thing]
Girl: O_O I dont want to take a picture of a dead person!

1/10/08
[during 4th per]
[Richie was helping out others]
[Amy comes to Richei for help]
Richie: hmmmmm check you light, make sure that its focused and.....why is that baby crying?
Amy: ohhh lol because I made him sit on the potty....
[later on...Amy comes back for help]
Amy: Richie,should I use another negative since this one isnt good?
Richie: let me see your negatives, I'll see wats wrong
[While Richie was exmaining her negatives he noticed..."man...all of these kids are cry,wth did she do to them?"]

1/8/08
[Passing per to 6th]
[Richie was about to enter the class room but Madeline was right behind him. He stops to let her go first. They both stand ther waiting for one of them to move...]
Richie: Ladies first
Madeline: Age before beauty lol....
[silence...]
[Brian comes out of no where]
Brian: we cant go in?
Richie: ooohh no no [grabs Brian] Get in there!
Brian: I dont want too! [thinking that somethings up]
[Madeline walks alway,being called by a friend so Richie just goes in]
[Richie puts his back pack down and when he looks up he sees Madeline]
Richie: !?! where did you...[looks at the other door] ohh.....
Madeline: lol

1/6/08
[at ABC cafe]
[Hanh and Richie were reading the menu while Vincent went to the restroom]
Hanh: O_O!
Richie: ? wassup?
[Hanh points to the menu and it said "Fried wonton"]
Hanh: I though that said "Fried women" lol
Richie: if only!! LOL

1/3/08
[on aim]
Richie: MAnnn my mom actually signed me up for tutoring and I have to take some test tomarrow at 4 BUT I'm playing ball at 2 tomarrow
Anna: LOL U LOSE
Richie: lol I was just talking with a friend and we've changed the play time to 11that means that we can play longer!!!! BUTTTT I have to wake up before 11!!!!
Anna: lmao U LOSE
Richie: so thats my plan for tomarrow, whats yous?
Anna: Project HAHAH xD
Richie: LOL u lose! and thats when the tables have turned XD
Anna: LOLOL

1/1/08
Richie: I need to make a new years picture just like the one I make for Christmas, but I dont have any props any ideas?
Sandy: omg if u have fireworks
Richie: I do...but not the kind to play with....lol
Sandy: i was goin to say light them up n then take a pix n tpye in happi new year dont be a baka n play w/ fireworks LMAO

1/1/08
Richie: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!
William: HAPPY NEW YEARS, MAY YOUR LIFE END EARLY
Richie: wth?
William: Dont hear that ofter do you? :P spur of the moment sorry.
Richie: well your not the first I'll tell you that XD
William: Yeah I know.

12/31/07
[on AIM]
Scott: maybe for this year you should spen new years with your family instead of your computer watching anime
Richie: LOL I've still have 2 hours XD
Scott: lol good point
[later on]
Scott: you have an hour and 20 minutes]

12/28/07
[after watching one episode of X, Richie was left off on a cliffhanger. On this cliff hanger one of the characters says that hes a "gemini", Richie had no idea what mean]
[Richie aims Jenny]
Richie: SYLIN!!!!! what is the meaning of "Gemini"????
Jenny: huh? you mean like the sign?
Richie: no, the other one. I know it has something to do with a relation but I dont know for sure
[Jenny gives Richie a link for gemini of wikipedia]
Richie: Tchhh you can just tell me, but now I have to read!
Jenny: I'm wowing LOL
Richie: well anyways Thank You Sylin [bows]
Jenny: lol

12/24/07
[Richie was extremely bored]
Richie: gahhhh...I guess the only thing to do is to give Jenny the comic...but after that its back to boredom....=-=
[After comming back from Jenny's house Richie stops by his mom's shop]
Jeb [Richie's mom]: Richie!!!! go deliver the mail!! Go to the post office now!!!
Richie: -__- thats completely the other way...
[after Richie was biking back from the post office he stops at a light waiting to cross]
[a couple walk over to Richie]
Man: excus' doo you speak english?
Richie: yes sir, how can I help?
Man: can you take a picture of us?
Richie: sure!
[Richies mind:heheheh you guys asked just the right person!]
[by the time Richie was done taking their pictures the light past so he had to wait for it again]
Richie: =-=
[Richie goes back to mom's shop to report in]
Jeb: ahhh Richie go to the bank for me!
Richie:.......NOOOOOOO [runs out of the shop]
Mom: LOL I'm just kidding!!

[just rememebered]
12/19/07
[During that ASVAB scoring]
[The navy guy was giving out the results]
[as he was passing them out he suddenly stopped...]
Nay Guy: HOLY SHIT [yes out loud]
[Navy guys looks at Tim]
Navy Guy: did you discover gravity or something!?!?!?

[just remembered]
[3rd per]
[Brian, Ryan and Richie would always be talking about food]
Brian: I like steak..[he goes into detail about it]
[suddenly]
[Richie wipes his lips]
Brian: did you just drool!?!?!?!
Richie:.....heheheh.....
Ryan: wowwww someones hungry lol

12/20/07
[during ROP]
[the radio was playing the song "My Girl" by the Temptations]
[all at the same time Richie hears Mr.Hong start singing, Richie starts sing and then he heard Tim start singing]
Hong, Richie and Tim: "Well, I guess you'll say, What can make me feel this way? My girl, My girl, talking bout my girl"
[and again photo, just like summer, photo became choir]

12/20/07
[during lunch]
[Richie finds a stick on the ground that looks just like a worm]
[Richie grabs its and calles Tim]
[Riche held in hand and guestured for Tim to take it]
[Richie dropped it into his hand]
Tim: AHHH
Richie: LOL chill man its just a stick
[5th per]
[Richie goes to Sandy]
[Richie held it over Sandys hands and dropped them]
[Sandy squeled]
Richie: lol its only a stick
Sandy: omgggg [evil presence] YOU Picked on a Sick girl [getting closer to Richie]
[Richie Thinking: oi oi I gotta get outta here!]

12/18/07
[after Rop]
[it was raining REALLY hard and Richie had to ride his bike home]
[After a WET and harsh ride Richie finally makes it home]
[exhausted, Richie makes it to his backyard and drops to the ground. He was wet enough to make people think that he jumped in a pool or something.]
[Dad comes out]
Dad: Are you an idiot!?!?! ridding around the this weather! Take off your wet clothes and throw them in the dryer now!]
[Richie starts to undress right on the spot]
[he takes off his jacket, shirt, socks and pants so he only had his boxers on]
[after the throws them in the dryer he turns around and saw a woman watching him from the second floor in the house behind his]
[the woman noticed that she was detected and turned off the lights]
Richie: ~_~; was she watching me the whole time?

12/12/07
[Richie, Tim and Vincent were eating at Hanashima]
[after eating...]
Vincent: O_O!
Richie: ?
Vincent:.....hey how much was our meal?
Richie: lets see....all of our meals were like 7 something...so thats like $21 there, oh plus taxes.
Vincent:.......hey guys....I think were short
Tim and Richie : O_O!!!!!!!
[very tense moment]
[Richie's head: okay, if we all run out Vincent will make it since he doesnt have a backpack and hes really fast anyways. I can just jump out the window since I'm a ninja, but Tim!...he has a back pack and I dont know about him for sure....No No No as a guy, no as a man I will take the punishment! Besides if I run out I will never beable to come back and this is the closest japanese resturant around:'(]
Vincent: hey Richie how much do you have?
Richie: only $10
Vincent: Ohhh then were good! Good think we didnt order the drinks! ^_^
Richie: ............great!

[just remember]
[It was a Friday, Anna gives Richie a post it which was in a shape of a star. Richie then draws on the star making it look like some terrorist] {the stars face >:D}
[Richie didnt want it so he gave it to Anna, Anna slaps the star under Richie's desk]
[Monday, Richie comes back and sits down. He drops his pencil and when he was reaching for it he sees the star, >:D.
Richie: hahaha this is still here? [toses it the star back to Lisa]
[the next period, Richie opens his back pack and suddenly sees the star at the buttom, >:D]
Richie:....~_~ how did this get in there?
[4 per, Richie was getting out his binder, when he opens it the star was right next to his hw, >:D]
Richie: O___O;;
James: whats wrong?
Richie:...it was on the buttom of my back...how did it get in my binder....
James:huh?
Richie: its the cursed star from hell....and I made it...
[and to this day it is still in Richie's binder]

12/11/07
[3rd per]
[Neilson was talking about the military service act during WW1]
Neilson: who here wants to be a soldier?
Richie: Ryan [says it out as a joke]
Nielson: Ryan? Okay then he can answer the next question.
[Richie turns around thinking "O SHIT O SHIT" and started whispering "sorry sorry sorry!!!"]
Ryan: >:o
[after Ryan answers the question]
Nielson: okay, now Ryan who you do want to do the next question?
Ryan: Richie!

12/6/07
A line to remember;
"Let him try....you know me, when a guy says "You wanna die?" I say "You wanna try?"
-Richie [while aruging with Sandy]

12/1/07
[SAT day]
[the exmainer was checking the calulators]
[everyone in the class has some huge dark graphing calulator as for Richie, who has a tiny,red 99 cent calulator]
[exmainer comes up to Richie and looks at his calulator]
Exmainer: ...cute

11/29/07 {jusr remembered}
[during ROP]
Minh: Mr.Hong where is the restroom
[Hong along with other students try to give her directions but she didnt get it]
Richie: okay okay do you want me to take you to the restroom?
[all the girls in the class stares at Richie]
[Richie suddenly notices that he said the wrong thing]
Richie: NO NO NO,uhhh I didnt mean it that way!!! I was just gonna go myself... [gets more leers] ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!! Okay okay forget it, as I guy I know I cant do that!!! ummm Get another girl to take her!
Mr.Hong: ~_~?
[in the end Jennifer took Minh]
Richie: @_______@;;

11/29/07
[During club meeting]
[William would be making parodies of movies and they would all have names with one of us]
William: we need to think of one for Aaron...Bourne...Aaron
Richie: Aaron idenity? lol
Tim: Aaron Supremacy
Everyone: LOL ewwww
Tim: LOL Aaron's Ultimatum!
Everyone: LOL
So far all of the movies we've come up with are
-Timinator , Timinator 2 judgement day, Timinator 3 rise of the Tims
-Cheddarbot with such characters as Cheddar Prime and Butterfly
- Episode 1 The Phantom Hanh, Episode 2 Attack of the Hanhs, Episode 3 Revenge of the Hanh, Episode 4 A New Hanh [everyone went OMFG when they heard that one], Episode 5 Hanh Strikes back and Episode 6 Return of the Hanh [everyone: NOOOO!] Characters such ar these are;
-Luke - Joseph
Anakin - Herman
Han Solo - Hanh
Chobacca - Aaron [big and hairy!]
C3PO - Brian [he almost looks like him]
R2D2 - Tim [the smart little guy that can destroy]
Obi-wan - Hanh [he comes back O_O]
Mace Windu - Richie [or Mace Windex]
Yoda - Vincent [sooo him...short and hiliarous]

11/22/07
[5 per]
[since we all got new seats]
Ling: I'm going to go around and ask you if you all know your group memebers.
[Ling comes to our table, she asked Richie, Gaby, James and then Hellan]
Ling: [to Hellan] what's his name? [Richie]
Hellan:....Richard?
Ling: this group is the last one out.
[Ling comes back later]
Ling: whats his name?
Hellan: Ricky?
Everyone: LOL
Gaby: WAIT WAIT Ms.Ling she has a crush on Richie!
Richie: WTF!?!
Gaby: Thats his nick name she think hes cute!
Ling: .....nope! this group is the last out!

[just remembered]
[Richie gave Ryan a site, Fact on Ninjas]
[later on]
Ryan: "a Ninja's tear and cure cancer, too bad they never cry!" Richie I will make you cry!
[Richie comes back from being AFK]
Richie:....wth?

11/25/07
Richie: I need 5 chemical ways to save energy!
Jenny: Hmmm Good luck!
Richie: Good luck!?!?!?!?
[Richie puts that convo as his away message and he went off to panic somewhere else]
[Ryan then reads the away message]
[when Richie came back t the comp....]
Ryan: sounds hard HAHA i should wish you luck too LMAO
[Richie almost falls off his chair]

11/24/07
[Richie wanted a website that would help him in Spanish]
[Richie ask Diana, she didnt want to give it away if Richie told someone else]
Diana: do you want the website?
Richie: yes
Diana: if you tell people i will
Richie: I wont!
Diana: AND I SERIOUSLY WILL slice your **** off and feed it to the dogs and make you look at them while they eat it. IF NOT I'LL MONSTER REBORN T-REX AND MAKE HIM STOMP ON YOUR ***** WHEN YOU SLEEP HELL'LL SQUISH IT SO HARD, IT'LL EXPLODE! Thats gotta hurt...sounds painful...
Richie: sooooo are yoou gonna tell me or keep telling me random stuff of horror? -_-'
Diana: FINE IM SORRY
[Richie gets site]
Diana: NOW PUT THAT IN YOUR INFO OR MY PENGUIN WILL POP OUT AND POKE YOUR EYES OUT!

11/13/07
[walking out of ROP] {Dark already}
[while Richie and Kevin were walking the other guys from class were using the flash on their to blind Kevin]
Kevin: AHH Stop! Richie get your camera out
Richie: way ahead of you!
[and in the darkest there were flashes that kept going off]
[Kevin gets flashed]
Richie: RETURN FIRE! [flashes with his camera]
[the cars that were drivng by stared at them and had that "wtf" look on their faces]

11/10/07
[while fishing]
[Richie was standing under a tree]
[somthing suddenly falls on his head]
Richie: wth? [looks around and sees nothing]
[somthing hits him again]
Richie: hmmm??? [looks around again but doesnt see anyone]
[again something falls on him, but this time on his head]
Richie: WTF!?! [hears something above hime]
[it was a squirrel that was eating a nut or something and was dropping its shells on Richies head]
Richie: -_-......

11/9/07
[During prep rally]
Richie: Where the hell are all the juniors!?
Ruben: ah hell, just sit here its right in the middle
Brian: yeah this is a great spot
[alter on]
Person on the mic: Where are all the freshmen
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOO
Person on the mic: Sophomores?
Sophomore Crowd: Yeah!!!!!
Person on the mic: Juniors!
Junior crowd [which was on the other side]: YEAH!!!!
[at that moment we all knew we were in the wrong spot...and the place that wasent called yet....]
Person on the mic: SENIORS!
Senior Crowd [everyone around us]: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Ruben: Shit were in the wrong place!
Brian: what do we do?
Richie: guys! Shutup! were behind enemy lines!

11/8/07
[During ROP]
[Richie and Kevin were talking about paintballing]
[Richie then brought up, what would happen if you were shot with a frozen paintball]
Kevin: OMFG, shit man like when you shot with one of those you'd start to bleed. Then you'd want to shoot that F***** back, run up to him and tackle him down. Then you want to ripe open the F*****'s mask and shove your gun down his throat and pull the triger. Then.....[it goes on and on and gets ever worst O_O]
Richie: .......holy shit.....O_<

[11/8/07]
[while setting up for food festival]
[Richie was stirring the HOT sauce]
[Wind blows, Richie gets a full scent of the sauce]
Richie: WOWWWW thats spicy
[Richie smells the sauce again and again until RIchie could take no more]
[Wind blows again, scent of sauce gets into Richie's nose]
[Richie starts coughing]
Terry: Richie! are you smelling that stuff again!?
[during food festival]
[wind blows....sauce gets to Richie's eyes.....his eyes starts tearing up]
Guy: are you okay?

11/2/07
[3rd per]
Nielson: Oh! your on your knees
Student: ?
Nielson: a guy shouldn't be on his knees, cause that either means that hes proposing or begginf for forgiveness
[5th per]
[Richie goes over to Sandy's desk to get help]
[since there were no chairs Richie got on his knees]
Richie: oops! I shouldn't have done that
Sandy: done what?
Richie: well, today Nielsen told us that a man should never be on his knees cause that means that hes either proposing or begging for forgiveness
Sandy: LMAO

11/2/07
[at Sierra Vista]
William: Richie! Take off your pants!
people around the area: WTF??
William: I'll take off my pants too!
people around the area: !!!!!!!!!
Richie: okay okay
[both takes off pants]
William: you play first, I need to tighten my shorts
[Richie starts playing basketball]

10/31/07
[while trick o' treating]
[some kids see Richie, who was dressed up as a ninja]
Kid #1: Hey Hey look! its Kakashi!!! Thats cool!
Kid #2: but he doesnt have white hair
Kid #1: but hes looks cool!
[later on]
[Richie Aaron and Justin meets up with those kids again]
Kid: Hey are you Kakashi?
Aaron: hes just a wannabe
[Richie would get him, but not in front of the kids]
Richie: I'm just a ninja ^^

10/30/07
[ROP]
[Tim made a really cool plane out of wax paper]
[after a while Mr.Hong takes out his REMOTE CONTROL HELICOPTER]
Richie thinking: now I know what he does when hes bored -_-

10/30/07
[ROP]
[Mr.Hong was teaching everyone how to load film in the darkroom and to do this he had his eyes closed]
[Richie takes out his camera and takes pictures making fun of him]
[Grace make all these funny signs on his head]
[3 mins past and Mr.Hongs eyes were still closed] {he was having trouble sliding it in until finally}
Mr.Hong: AH its backwords! Richie!!! I thought you had me covered!
Richie: I was working on it! XD

10/30/07
[at lunch]
[Richie takes out fried rice]
Richie: ooh guys, I'll share some with you ..but you need a plate or somthing.
[Han uses his lunch tray]
[William looks around and found nothing EXCEPT for the milk carton in his hands]
[William the rips the carton open and uses it as a cup for the rice. He finally has a cup but no spoons or anything. He then got 2 straws and uses them as chop sticks!!!!]
[throughout lunch no one could help but crack up]

10/30/07
[1st per]
[Richie and Sandy we working until Sandy started marking Richie with her pen]
[after a few times of being marked]
Richie: Thats it!!!
[he takes out a piece of paper and wrote:
"We the people [Richie] will now declare war on Sandy. We shall stand our ground and fight back. She started the war, we're [Richie] ending it!
-Richie Subintr
Leader of the Richie army
P.S. no mercy! [unless asked for]"
Richie: This is MY declaration of Independence!
[Sandy take the paper and writes "I ACCEPT I WILL CONQUER"]
[later in 5 period]
Sandy: hey I showed it to Jenny...
[Richie takes the letter and reads "Jenny's on SANDY'S SIDE"
Richie:.....damn

10/27/07
{Read the one under this joke to get it}
[Richie tells Jenny about what happened at Serra Vista]
Jenny: Bird poop is NOT cold! *points at bird sleeping on tv*
Richie: LOL of course you would know XD

10/27/07
[at Sierra Vista playing basketball]
[While Richie was practicing by himself....]
[a flock of birds flew past him]
[Richie suddenly heard splashing and William going "Ahhhhh that was cold"]
Richie's mind: OMG, William NOOOOOOO
[Richie quickly turns around and see William pouring water over his head to cool down]
Richie: @_@ phew

10/27/07
[while going to pick up William and fish]
Tim: Aaron be on your best behavior
Aaron: okay
[about 3 seconds on silence]
Everyone: LOL

10/25/07
[5th period]
[Ms.Ling was on with her drawings again]
[Richie started laughing]
Ling: RICHIE! DO YOU HAVE PROBLEM!?!?!?!
Richie: lol no no XD
Ling: well I do and its name is Richie
Class: LOL

10/24/07
[5th per]
[Ms.Ling was talking her drawings for the test]
Mr.Ling: I CANT DRAW! look that at! do you even know how hard it its even on a computer!?
[Richie looks at his test and then the shape, it was badly drawn]
Richie: ooo I thought the shape did look Lingish
Class: LOL
[Richie gets a "Ling stare"]
Ms.Ling: RICHIE WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!
Richie: [couldn't stop laughing] NOTHING NOTHING! XD

10/20/07
[Richie's dream]
[Richie was doing hw during 4th per, photo]
[Mr.Hong comes over]
[gets out red pen and starts writing on his hw]
Richie: O_O!!!!
Mr.Hong: your "g''s look like ''9''s
Richie: You're a photo teacher what would you know about grammar!?

10/16/07
[beginning of per 2]
[walks in class, really tired because he tried soo hard to stay awake in class]
[Richie gets to his desk and puts his head down]
[guys walks in class]
Guy: is he dead ? [Richie]
Anna: I dont think so....Lets draw on Richie!
[Richie's thoughts "yeah right, that'll get me up"]
[Richie suddenly feels a mark being used on his head]
[Richie gets up]
Richie: you were serious!?
Anna: lol XD
[later on, at the end of the period]
[Richie puts his head down and falls asleep]
[as time passed on....]
[Richie slowly wakes up feeling A MARKER BEING USED ON HIS FOREHEAD]
Richie: AHHHHHHHH AGAIN!?!?!? Charlie! is there anything on my head!?!
[Charlie directs Richie where to wipe his forehead]
Richie: man Anna's dangerous with a marker! I'm not going back to sleep! Not in this period!
Anna: LOL

10/13/07
Setting: BQQ Buffet, Richie sitting at the table surrounded by dozens [no kidding!] of empty plates and on his plate there was one last piece of short rib
Dad: hey, I told you to stop you'll get sick again, just quit it
Richie: cant give up [breathing heavily]
[this would be the part in the movie where the narrator would go; "and he sat there surrounded by the empty plates from which he devoured apon. On his own was one last piece of rib...."]
Richie: 300
[Narrator: 300 said Richie, for he had about 300 pieces. His stomach could take no more, his vision began to blur...but he knew that he would not give in]
[Richie grabs his chop sticks and shoves that piece of rib in his mouth, chewed and swallowed]
Richie to Justin: go...go to your friends and tell them the story of how one man held his last breath against 300 pieces of ribs and after that he had ice cream...
[Richie got up to get ice cream]
Dad: idiot....
[on the ride home Richie fainted]

10/6/07
[talking to Sandy on aim]
Richie: dude, ealrier I had a hugeeee fever but as I was watching anime I was laughing soo hard that I felt better!
Sandy: lmao
Richie: see anime is my cure XD
Sandy: I dont know what my cure is yet
Richie: a cute girl friend would be a cure too....but I'm still working on it.
Sandy: ROFL

10/5/07
[5th per]
[Ms.Ling was passing back everyones test]
Ms.Ling: A....A...almost A, Richie A, Richie I liked your binder. I told the other periods about it
[because on the cover of Richies binder it says "The Binder of Suffering! per 5 Richie S."]

10/5/07
[at lunch]
Vicent: hmm I wonder what happened to my shirt...
[Richie looks, it was dirty]
Vincent: I just noticed
Richie: [called the guys] Hey guys! Who can figure out what happened to Vicent's shirt?
William: he probably talked to a girl
Everyone [except Vicent]: ROFL!!!
[Vincent doesnt have the best experience with girls]
Richie's message to Vincent - DONT GIVE UP!

10/1/07
[During ROP]
Mr.Hong was cleaning the insides of some pipes]
Mr.Hong: watch out! there might be spiders.
[he takes the pipes outside and sprays the inside with bug spray]
[only one spider came out]
[later Mr.Hong turns on the air pump and blows the inside like crazy]
Richie: what is he doing?
Kevin: checking for more spiders
Mr.Hong: do you see anything?
[Kevin looks]
Kevin: its clean
Mr.Hong: they might be hidding
[blows more air]
Richie: arachnophobia?
Kevin: [shrugs]

10/1/07
[2nd per]
Anna: are you 16?
Richie: yeah
Anna: you're old!
Richie: umm...older then you!
Anna: but you'll die first
[deep blow to Richie]
Anna: lol fine lets change the word to "expire"
Richie: O_O! I'll expire first!?
Anna: sounds better XD
[after much thinking]
Richie: that doesnt sound better!
Anna: you'll taste sour and stink, lol

9/28/07
[4th per]
Kerry: did you know Mr. George married Mr.Nielson?
Richie: O_O!!! WHAT!?
Kerry: the first time I hear that I though they were gay too, but I meant that Mr.George married Mr.Nielson and his wife.
Richie: ohhh [sigh of relief] wait, but how did Mr.George do that?
Kerry: He went online and became a priest.

9/27/07
Mr.Nielson: tomarrow at 3:30 theres gonna be a free comedy show
class: ?
Mr.Nielson: the teachers ar going bowling
class: lol
Mr.Nielson: I use a 16 pound ball my way of bowling is to do as much damage as possible
[Richie to Bryan and Ryan]
Richie: Hey dudes, lets go pawn the teachers!

9/26/07
[2nd per]
[A nark walks in]
Nark: do you have a Justin Chan in here?
Justin: yeah?
Nark: lets go
Justin: do I bring my stuff?
Nark: bring it.
[Nark to class]
Nark: he might not come back for the rest of the year
Martinez: huh!?
Nark: LOL, dont worry little man I was just playing with ya little man, I dont know what they want you for.
[and he came in the room making everyone think that Justins in trouble]

9/25/07
[Richies internet was having problems]
Richie: Damnit!
[Richies been trying to get on an anime site that Bryan gave him]
[Richie tries again but it still didnt work]
Richies thought: hmmmm, this is a sign, go to sleep or complain to Bryan tomarrow
[3rd per] {9/26/08}
Richie: BRYAN!!! My internet died on my yesterday! I couldnt get on the site!!! WHY!? I was at it all night!

9/25/07
[after school]
Tim: Richie, remember let me borrow Saving Private Ryan
Richie: oh yeah, hey remind me tonight
[Prophet suddenly breaks in]
Prophet: if he remembers he'll call you
Richie: XD

9/22/07
[at a fishing derby]
Guy with microphone: We would like to recognize the Mark Keppel Fishing Club here with us today. Hey you guys in the corner eating hot dogs, get over here!
[Aaron, Tim and Richie walks over]
[guy hands mic to Richie]
[Richie was still chewing on his hot dog]
Guy: so how many of you guys are here today?
Richie: three [chewing faster]
Guy: Do you fish here offen?
Richie: ummm no not really.
Guy: ok....
[The guy asked Richie one last question but Richie didnt hear]
[Richie finally swallows his food but knew nothing to say but...]
Richie: We're the Mark Keppel Fishing volunteering for the Department of Fish and Game!
Guy:........ummm, okay

9/19/07
[5th per]
Mr.Nielsen: my x-wife told me that if I lost the mastache she would kiss me more, didnt happen. I had to get rid of my mastache. My x-wife didnt had to get rid of anything so I got rid of her.
Class: O_O!
[he wasen't kidding]

9/18/07
fact* Mr.Hong took awhile to learn Richie's name. When he did learn it he "played" with it
[first day of school]
[Mr.Hong was taking role]
Mr.Hong: hey! you're back!............
Richie:.....You forgot my name!?!
[some other day]
Mr.Hong: Ricky
Richie: its Richie.
Mr.Hong: oo ok
[other day]
Mr.Hong: Richard
Richie: its Richie -_-'
[Today during ROP]
Mr:Hong: Ricky....Richard....Richie!
[Richie turned around]
[Mr.Hong gave a huge smile]
Richie: He did that on purpose!... XD

9/16/07
[Richie and his family goes to an All You can Eat K-Ribs]
[Richie pigs out...a little too much]
[He eats to the point where he couldn't move nor talk]
[the manger of the store sees Richie]
Manger: are you ok? if you'd like I have some medicine?
Richie: its...."k"
[Dad had to drag him out of the place and leave Richie in the car]

[just remembered]
[3rd per]
Mr.Neilsen: you guys scared off all the girls, one of them just transfered out and the other isnt here.
[There were only guys in Richie's and Bryan's row]
Richie: yeah Bryan! you scared then
Brayn: What!? no it was Ryan!
Ryan: what? no!
Mr.Neilsen: Richie, maybe they all asked you out and you rejected them. haha
Ryan and Bryan: yeha Richie!
Richie: aww sorry guys lol

This years Teachers [Richie's]

Mr.Mielke - talks alot about life's lesson...and nothing else
Ms. Martinez - Richie's least favorite spanish teacher
Mr.Nielsen - work out freak and speaks in phrases
Mr.Hong - hilarious guy, favorite teacher now XD
Ms.Ling - wants all to suffer, cant draw a car
Mr.Lai - funny with chemistry

9/13/07
[Sandy opens locker]
[Richie finds an old note in there that says, "Love U, Expect more notes from me"]
Richie: [gasp] Someone loves me [lookes around]
[Michelle smacks him]
Richie: alright alright
[he shoves the note into the locker next to Sandy's]
Richie: there! someone loves this person now!

9/13/07
[day to sign up for lockers]
[Richie was to meet up with Sandy by 6:30, AND NO LATER!]
[Richie wakes up at 5:45. Gets dressed, warms up and stretch and leaves the house]
[while walking to school Richie checks the time]
[6:22]
Richie: shit! I cannot be late! I wont be late!!!
[he starts power walking]
[Richie gets there to find that She nor Jenny was even there yet. As Richie was waiting in line he saw Sandy walk across the bridge at 6:40]
Richie: =-=......

9/12/07
[6th per]
[Mr.Lai, going over fire safety]
Mr.Lai: if you are on fire I dont want to to running upstairs or somthing. Usually when people are on fire they would run away. Dont do that, ok? I want to the just stand there and scream I'll get to you
Class: LOL
Mr.Lai: if somone is on fire I dont want to the pour water on them, no it wont work on chemicals. If someone is on fire I want to to beat them!
Class: !?
Mr.Lai: I want you to beat them with a fire blanket or your sweater and if you dont like the person you can beat them harder!
Class: LMAO

9/11/07
[at lunch]
[Thomas comes over to talk]
Thomas: man there are people by me that do nothing but talk of Wow
Richie: lol I know someone that does the same thing...
[Richie was thinking of Jenny]
Thomas: Well, they were Jenny Tran and Charlie and the only reason I play WoW is because I'a good at it
Richie: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Richie almost ripped the paper he was writing on from the shock]

9/10/07
[per 1]
Mr.Mielke: who here believes that I can prefectly blance a ruler with the tip of ny finger? Using only a stapler and a rubber band?
Chris: by stapling the ruler on to your finger?
Class: lmao
[In the end Mr. Mielke rubber bands the stapler to the ruler and balances it]

9/10/07
[4th per]
[Mr. Hong talks about fire escapes]
Mr. Hong: when a really fire happens, you should know that we all meet at that tree. And when we are all safely gathered we can all watch the building burnnnnnn.
Class: lol

9/10/07
[5th per]
[Ms.Ling was tell a student to get her the hw]
Ms.Ling: Give To Me!
[the way she said it was hilarious]
Class: lmao

9/9/07
[while playing Big 2 at Richie's house]
[Richie only had ONE card left and it was the 4 of hearts]
[it was down to him and Elton]
[Elton had like 10 cards left]
Elton: Kings
Richie: pass
Elton: Queens
Richie: pass
[Elton puts down the J,10,9,8,7,6 and 5, he then throws down the 2 as his last card]
Richie: FUCKin Shit! ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Elton/Aaron: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LMAO

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!
9/5/07
[at home]
[Jenny aims Richie]
Jenny: when's your birthday?
Richie: 4/30/91
Jenny: okay, I just got an agrenda so I'm filling it out rofl
Richie: already planning to jump me?
Jenny: LOL
[later on...]
Jenny: did you know what that ninja thingy said?
Richie: ?
Jenny: You know the ninja you gave me!
Richie: oo
Jenny: I didnt know until I asked my mom this morning, lol
Richie: what did it say?
Jenny: "Drive Safely" LOL or somthing like that
Richie: ROFLLL
Jenny: I'm gonna put that in my car if it doesn't break before then, cause I stuck it on my backpack XD
Richie: wow I should really look at things before I give them away XD

9/5/07
[per 1]
[Mr. Mielke was talking about construction and the school plans]
Mielke: so we all know contruction wont be done even after you guys graduate
Class: ahh what
Mielke: you guys get all the crap no joy
Class: ......

9/5/07
[per 3]
Nielsen: ok heres a riddle; "My grandma was a man until she was married"
[the class was silent]
Nielsen: anyone?
[Bryan raises his hand]
Nielsen: yes?
Bryan: did it have somthing to do with her guts?
Class: LOL
Nielsen: errrr, no
The answer the the riddle was that her last name was "Man" until she was married.

9/5/07
[per 3]
Nielsen: if you dont like this school because you think its bad then you should go home and look in the mirror.
Class: whoa
Richie: hey, thats good
Nielsen: if you think its a bad school, then do somthing about it to make it a better place.

9/2/07
[Richie talking to Sandy on aim]
Sandy: I know alot more then you
Richie: like what
Sandy: fashion
[Richie falls on face]
Sandy: food
[Richie falls on face]
Sandy: cooking good food
[Riche falls on face]
Richie got PAWNED!

9/2/07
FORMAL PARTY
Note* Richie doesnt really like formal parties because it is too much of a hassle wear nice clothes [for him XD]
[Richie goes to party wearing "formal clothes"]
[Richie comes home]
[Richie aimes Jenny]
Richie: Jenny...I have a confession to make
Jenny: O_O;
Richie: I just went to a formal party and IT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS THAT I TUCKED MY SHIRT IN!!! DUDEEEE IT WAS SOOOOO WEIRD!!!
Jenny: LOL

There were many MANY funny moments during my vacation BUT I dont remember them all.

8/29/07
[Richie was being stupid again]
[Before he'd cast off] {send out his fishing line}....
[Richie closes his eyes, takes a deep breath...]
[and yells out really fast]
Richie: Richie's Super, Awsome, Crazy, Sexy Cast!!!
[on the last day of houseboating]
Richie: I gotta make the best out of this day
[grabs his rod]
Richie: Richie's Extra, Awsome, Crazy Sexy, Ultra Cast!!!

8/30/07
[while fishing]
[Richie sees Tim swimming by the fishing line]
[Tim jerks the line making it seem like theres a fish]
Richie: Elton, pay no heed to that rod
[20 secs later]
Elton: OMG!
[Elton sees the rod and grabs in]
Tim: LOL gotcha
Richie: I said pay no heed to that rod!! Didnt you understand!?
Elton: no onecan understand your words!

8/29/07
[while fishing]
[SUDDENLY! Mr.Tam's rod gets a jerk]
[it suddenly gets pulled in the water]
Everyone: OMFG! O_O!!!
[the rod suddenly appears, being dragged by somthing]
[Richie saw that noone was doing anything]
[Richie pulls off his shirt]
Richie: AHHHH
[Richie belly flopped in the water]
[He retrieves the rod and Mr.Tam reels the fish in. It was a catfish]
Ivan: whoaa, not everyone would do that, especially if it is'nt their rod, lol

8/28/07
Tim: the bear went over the mountain
the bear went over the mountain
the bear went over the mountain to see what he could see
Richie: AHH shut-up you've been sing that song all day and its stuck in my head
[Tim starts humming the tune form the six flags commercial]
[Richie falls on face]

8/29/07
[housboating/fishing at night]
[Richie was about to take a picture of Elton]
[Elton is camera shy]
[Richie was aboutot press the button when suddenly Elton grabs the flash light and blinds Richie]
Richie: AHHHH [almost falling off the boat]
[when the picutre came out, it was a picture of Elton blinding half the picture]

8/17/07
[while playing basketball at the park]
[everyone was messing with Hanh by saying his last name first then his first name. "Tran Hanh"]
[Richie and Vincent was watching William and Hanh play while resting]
Richie: whats Williams last name? [thinking of Hanh's joke]
Vincent: I forgot
Richie: lol me too
Vincent: lets ask him, indirectly....
Richie: lol ok
[Richie calls William] {right in the middle of the game}
Richie: EH WILLIAM!
Vincent: whats your dad's last name?
Richie: ROFL {literally he was on the ground}
William: ?

8/17/07
[while playing basketball at the park]
[For some reason whenever Hanh makes a shot William would always be under the hoop]
[later on, while Vincent, William and Richie was sitting down for a rest, Hanh makes a shot, misses and the ball comes at William. Vincent would suddenly get up and catch it before it hits him] {this happens a few times}
[after William leaves]
[Hanh makes a shot AND where William would usually stand was Vincent]
[the balls BARELY missed Vincent]
[since it was Vincent, who was a little shorter, the ball missed BUT if it was William.....]

8/17/07
[Richie, talking to Jenny about how Atobe has taken over her mind]
Richie: I gotta do somthing about this guy hes completely domainted your mind
Jenny: LOL, are you going to yell at the voice actor or Kazuki?
Richie: well, I'm a nija....so I could assassinate them all!
[To all fangirls: just kidding of course ^_^;]
Jenny: the fan girls would kill you. Kazuki Katou is uh...pretty popular
Richie: you'll help me rite?
Jenny: no that means no more musicals, qq
Richie: tch, thats rite, you're one of them =-=
Jenny: LOL I wouldn't kill you
Richie: that means alot to me [tears of joy] lol
Jenny: XD I'd watch them kill you
Richie: O_O [uterlly shocked], stabbed in the heart......dies....
Jenny: XD

8/7/07
[at Six Flags]
Note* on the ride called "Ninja" - Before the ride would start the person in the booth would say "HIYA!" {like a ninja}
[while waiting in line]
[Richie hears lady go "HIYA!"]
[Richie was thinking "that is soo not a ninja cry."
[Richie gets on the ride]
[while they were passing the booth...]
Richie: HOOOYA!

8/7/07
[at Six Flags]
[Mom gets tired]
[she relaxs on a bench]
Mom: this is sooo peacful....]
[a parade suddenly starts behind her]
[ there was loud music and cries of joy]
Mom: .......

7/30/07
[at the neighborhood watch meeting]
Lt Yu: sooo everyone, what would you all like yo talk about on the next meeting?
[She lists some of the topic]
Neighbor: is gang activity and graffi a big thing here?
Lt Yu: well, recently we have had some of that going on so if you guys want to talk about that next time I write that down and you can some tell him [she refers to Richie who was the only teenager there] so he can maybe bring a ganger friend over.
Everyone in the room: LOL [yet stares at Richie giving him a very awkward feeling]
Dad: nah, if hes in a gang I'll be the one to kick his butt
Lt Yu: well good! [thumbs up]
Richie: O_O?????? nah I wouldnt fit in a gang XD
[in the end they chose fire safety rather then gang activity]

7/26/07
[during class]
[while working in the dark room]
[Richie was thinking of Tezuka going "MOUNTAINSMOUNTAINSMOUNTAINS" Richie then thought about the beach dream he had and said]
Richie: beachbeachbeach
[Richie was saying soo fast that Derick thought that Richie was saying "bitchbitchbitch"]
Derick: Hey!
Richie: huh?

7/22/07
idea of the terrain - a big area withthe enemy side starting on the left corner, our side has two defense lines starting on the opposite side to the right corner. To the right side of the area are fences behind the fences are goats. [dunno why ppl wouldkeep them but they were there XD]
[while airsofting]
[Geroge and Michel was at the first line of defense] {front}
[Richie was at the second line providing sniper fire] {back}
[the match starts]
[the opponent plan to take Richie out first since hes the sniper] {hahahah thats rite fear me!!!}
[while Richie was sitting there pinned down a goat, from the other side of the fence, walks up to him]
Richie: hey, what are you doing here!? Look your in the line of fire get out of here you might get hit!
goat: bahhhhhhhh
Richie: -_-' I'm taking to a goat.....
George: Richie! What are you doing!?
Richie: talking to a goat, you should try too....

7/22/07
[While Richie was talking to Jenny on Aim]
Richie: I think I'll be back around 4 or 5
Jenny: ok
Richie soo until then...will you wait for me?
Jenny: sure XD
Richie: lol XD you were sorta suppose to say "I'll wait for you even if its forever" but I guess thats a good enough answer. lol just messing
Jenny: LOL you watch too many romance...things
Richie: just trying to get a few laughs outta you lol

7/20/07
[While talking to Sandy]
Richie: well you know what I always say, Dont Stop Til You Drop
Sandy: LMAO no its more like shop til u drop

7/19/07
What happened - somehow two cars colided making one of the car run into Aunt Phog's house and the other on the sidewalk.
[Aunt Patty, Richies mom "Jeb", and Aunt Phog was trying to figure out what was happening]
Aunt Patty: so this car must be going this way and the other car must be going this way
Jeb: but then wouldnt this car go this way and that car go that way?
Aunt Phog: then that car went that way and this car went this way!?
[the three of them ended up more confused]
[Richie, who was watching a car get pulled out of the bricks, was quietly listening got was really confused]
[the three then got into a circle and tried to figure it out]

7/15/07
[Richie talking to Sandy on aim]
[while talking to Sandy this conversation somehow ended with Sandy saying that she assualt Richie] {only joking around...of course}
Sandy: cuz i alreadi shot ur legs xD
Richie: lol I wonder who here has the best shooting skils
[knowing Richies reputation]
Sandy: LMAO, fine I didnt shoot u, I three daggers at u :D I wonder who has more knivers n daggers n swords :D
Richie: LMAO I wonder who...{I'm a ninja}

7/14/07
[Richie talking to Jenny on aim]
Richie: I'm gonna be home alone again...guess I'll eat at ABC cafe or Victory!
Jenny: O_O
Richie: wanna go?
Jenny: lol, nah I already have food here at home
Richie:...ah...rejected
Jenny: TOTALLY XD
Richie: you weren't suppose to agree XD
Jenny: but that makes it funnier
Richie: omg...Jenny in evil mode
Jenny: XD

7/12/07
note* no one goes into the really dark room because it is really freaky
{this is not the normal dark room, this one has curtains making sure there is absolutly no light. Also it is as silent as the sound room in the library so imgine a world of total darkness with no sounds}
[while working in dark room]
[Richie starts fooling around]
[Richie runs into really dark room]
[Esther was trying to call Richie out so she started patting on the curtains]
[When Richie was trying to get out somthing grabbed his face] {Esther's hand}
Richie: AHHH!!!!!!!! [freaked out]
Everyone else: AHH!!!!!!!
[Richie comes out]
Richie: OMG! I was trying to get out when somthing grabbed my face!
Lisa: ROFL Esther!

7/10/07
[while working in the dark room]
[Richie, Esther,Lisa thought that it was getting too quiet so outta nowhere...]
Lisa: Lean on me! When you not strong! I'm be your strength...
Esther: I'll help you carry on
[The "Lean on me" song]
[later on Richie joins in]
Richie: so just call, Call me brother when you need a hand,
Esther, Lisa and Richie: We all need somebody to lean on!
[after the song ended they somehow ended up sing the song from Mulan "I'll make a man out of you"]
Lisa: Time is racing towards us...
Richie: till the Huns arrive....
[and that is how Photo turned into Choir]

7/707
[Richie was in the kitchen]
[Richie sees a worm of somthing on the trash can lid]
Richie: OMFG!!!! If that gets in my food I'm DOOMED!!!
[Richie kills worm]
[then he tells parents to becareful]
[later on....]
Mom: RICHIE GO AND DO THE DISHES NOW!!!
Richie: give me 5 mins
[he was playing a game]
Mom: the worms will come back....
Richie: O_O OK! I'll do w/e you want just dont hurt me!
[Richie had a sudden repressed memory of being in Eggermen's class, learing about flat worms and what they can do to you.]

7/5/07
[in class] {Photo/ROP}
[Erick and Kevin were listening to a song on their Ipod]
Kevin: this song is tight huh?
Erick: yeah!
[Erick starts to sing]
Lisa: oh gosh...lol
Kevin: Now I'm broken, and I'm faded - I'm half the man I thought I would be....
[Richie suddenly realizes the song and breaks in]
Richie: But you can have.....Whats Left of me....
[the whole class turns and looks at Richie] {even Mr.Hong}
Esther: oh, not you too
Kevin: Yeah! Even this fool knows it!
[Kevin, Erick and Richie all start singing the song when they were suppose to be reading]
[all at the same time]
Kevin, Erick , and Richie: Could you take whats left...
Could you take whats left....
Could you take whats left of me....
-Take whats left of me.
[most of the class was watching and laughing their asses off]

7/4/07
[Richie goes into parent's room]
[Richie was embraced by the coolness of the room]
note* parent's room have the only AC in the house
[Richie stayed in the room for like 20 mins till then did he decide to leave]
[When Richie opened the door he was blasted by the outside heat and almost dropped]
[Richie reluctantly returns to his room which has a weak fan]

7/1/07
[playing football in the front]
[Uncle Jeb throws the ball by running really fast a hurling it with everything he has, and they're actually good throws LOL]
[Uncle Domb throw the ball really hard and low soo it makes everyone duck for cover]

7/1/07
[during party]
[Aunt Candy was about to take a picture of all the little kids]
[she aims the camera]
[Richie begins to sprint]
Aunt: 1...2...3!
[Richie jumps]
[she suddenly stops]
Aunt: hey move closer together!
[Richie flies by the camera]

6/29/07
[when buying fireworks]
Clerk #1: hey guys! what kind are you looking for? Ones that crackle up or explode?
Aaron:anything
[Richie looks over the items]
Richie: I'll get one of those
Clerk #1: ohhh do you want two? Cause these are really cool you can open them up and put stuff in them and...
Clerk#2: hey, I dont think you're suppose to tell them that
{inner Richie}: hehehe thats old information

6/29/07
[at a Restaurant]
[Elton, Scott and Richie were talking and somehow it ended up leading to this conversation]
Scott: Mannnn Richie get a girl friend!
Elton: he does have a girl friend!
Scott: What?! Really??? Who is it?
[Richie gives Elton the eyes of Deaf cause Elton somewhat knows who Richie likes]
[serious and silent moment]
Elton: Richie likes....
[Richie and Scott moves closer]
Elton: he likes........YOUR SISTER!
[at the same time]
Richie: huh?
Scott: WHAT!?
[Richies thinking of Scott's biological sister but Scott was thinking was Dianna]
[at the same time]
Richie: @_@ I dont even know her....wtf?! Doesnt she already have some boyfriend?
Scott: You like Dianna!?!? Whoa I didnt know that!!!
Richie: no way! XD
[both Scott and Richie had different ideas and clashed]
Elton: LOL what have I done!

6/25/07
[while jogging up a hill]
note* whenever jogging up Russell its a "tradition" to not look back until he gets to the top. When he gets there they can turn around and see the beautiful view of Monterey Park.
Richie:[as hes going up] must not turn back!!!!
[out of nowhere]
Elton: hey look a bee
Richie: Where!? [turns around] AHHHHHH [smacks his eyes]
Damn you!!!!
Elton: but,there really was one! lol

6/25/07
[going down hill]
[Richie and Elton passes by a nice house]
[They see two rabbits playing with eachother]
Richie: OMG! they're cute! lol
Elton: yeah but....
[the big rabbit suddenly go behind the other rabbit and it starts humping it]
Richie: O_O
Elton: are they having sex?!?

6/21/07
[Justin won $25 from Mom cuz he won in connect 4]
[Dad comes in and steals the money from Justin]
[Justin checks Dad]
Dad: See! I dont have it! =] Where else could it be?
Richie: in his butt crack!
[Justin actually checks and finds the money!]
[Dad smacks Richie in the head]
Richie: OMFG!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS???? IT WAS REALLY IN THERE???

6/20/07
[late at night]
Richie: should a young girl be up this late? =]
[Richie was teasing Jenny]
Jenny: Should a GUY be telling Sandy's best friend to go to sleep?
Richie: lol, Sandy does scare me hahaha
Jenny: hahaha

6/20/07
Jenny: omg, in pokemon there were ninja boys
Richie: LOL
Jenny: and then after fighting like two of them I was like
[Richie suddenly breaks in]
Richie: mada mada dane! {a phrase used in PoT}
Jenny: "....I'm suddenly reminded of Richie.."
Richie: XD
Jenny: LMAO, NO, XD
Richie: LOL
Jenny: i can imagine it
Richie: LOL so can I

6/18/07
[ants were everywhere] {it gets like that when it gets hot}
Richie: I cant take it ><
[Richie takes windex out and sprays]
[it kills the ants]
Richie: >:D
Mom: dont use that!....use the ones under the sink
[Richie finds twin sprays!]
Richie: thanks! and now, to stop these invaders and liberate this kitchen!!
[Richie runs outside and goes rougue with his duel sprays]
[mom walks by the kitchen and sees Richie spraying the shit outta a cockaroach]
Mom: -_-; wth is he doing.....I just wanted him the kill the ants now wipe out all the living things outside [sigh]

6/18/07
[Richie crawls on the floor]
[he was trying to sneek up on Elton]
[Elton sees Richie]
Richie: nija crawl! there are various techniques
Elton: ?
Richie: technique #1- snake crawl!
[Richie crawls on the floor like a snake]
Richie: techique #2- tiger crawl!
[Richie acts like a stalking tiger]
Richie: techique #3!!!!! Fish Flop!
[Richie flops around like a fish that was tossed out of the water]
Elton: LMAO O_O;

6/16/07
[while working in the backyard]
[Richie steps on a rusted nail]
Dad:O_O, OMFG!!!!!!!! go to the hospital now!!!!
Richie: -_-' its ok it barely grazed my skin I'll just go wash it out
Dad: NO!!!! You'll die!!!!!!
Richie: no i wont -_-'
[in the end Richie got his dad to calm down]

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
6/15/07
[4th per]
Nick: I'm a ninja! {random moment}
Richie: whoa!!!....wanna know what I'am?
Nick: what?
Richie: Hey Sandy! What I'am I?
Sandy: The Nija!
Nick: LOL WTH

6/15/07
[4th per]
[all playing Mafia]
[during the game]
[everyone knows who the killer is yet Sandy {the dectective} didnt]
[the killer makes a really obvious move]
[Sandy still doesnt get him]
Nick:...man the dectective must be an idiot
Sandy: SHUTUP! XD

6/15/07
[at Sierra Vista Park]
[Brian, Han, and Vicent meets their old teacher from Emerson]
[Brian,Han, and Vicent plays basketball against thier old teacher and some students]
[They were getting BADLY pawned]
Brian: Richie! William! come and play!!!
[Richie and William refused because they were having SO MUCH FUN watching the three get owned by an old teacher and kids that werent half their height]

6/15/07
[while playing at Sierra Vista]
[picking teams]
Emily: [the captain] umm, I'll pick the guy with the shorts {she means Richie}, ppl with shorts run faster
[everyone else were wearing jeans]
William: Dude, Richie runs fast even with his shorts off
[everyone gets the wrong idea]
Everyone: 0_0!!!
Richie: what are you implying?! you want my pants off??? XD

6/14/07
[eating in a japanese resturant]
[counselors walk in]
[they look around and see Keppel student everywhere]
Richie: HEY EVERYONE LOOK! ITS THE COUNSELORS!
[everyone looks]
[Counselors run out of the resturant]

6/11/07
[after school]
[Richie and Jenny were walking down the steps and again with tons of ppl going up]
Jenny: Jump!
Richie: lol ok!
[Richie jumps just one step]
Jenny: that was only one!
Richie: lol, fine fine
[Richie jumps just two steps]
Jenny: Wow..TWO steps!! I cant even do one!

6/6/07 {just remembered}
[after school]
[Richie and Jenny were walking down the step while tons of ppl are comming up]
Richie: Goo!
Jenny: too many ppl in front of me
Richie: You're a ninja. You're suppose to jump!
Jenny: then why dont you jump? You're the ninja!
Richie: I'm only the nija in training.

6/9/09
[on aim]
Ryan: Richie join my protest :D "save the jerks from endangerment from Sandy:
Richie: Sure! I'll join!
Ryan: you are the first, Jenny didnt want to
Richie: I'll make her
[Richie aims Jenny]
Richie: Jenny join Ryans protest!
Jenny: lol he already asked me lol, How is it gonna even work?
Richie: um...
[Richie asked Ryan, yet he didnt answer]
Richie: I know! We'll make signs! and a huge picture of Sandy with a huge red circle with an X on it
[Ryan comes back]
Ryan: just need Jenny to say that she would join :D
Richie: lol ok
[Richie goes back to Jenny]
Richie: soo will you join, My ninja :D
Jenny: LOL great now its My evil Partner or my ninja-sensei
Richie: LOL
Ryan: Only you and Susanna joined D;

6/9/07
[Elton, Aaron and Richie gets bored]
Richie: Hey lets play Hide and Go Seek!
Elton: Yay Ok!
Richie: go whose gonna be the seeker?
[they all put their feet together]
Richie: superman superman fly away,dont come back to USA
[Elton gets out]
Richie: Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish how many pieces do you whish?
Aaron: 3
[Justin gets out]
Elton: man Richie, how do you remember all of these?
Richie: fine fine, I'll do the spanish one that I learned;
Tin,marin,de dos Pingues,cucara, macara, titere, fue
[Aaron gets out, Richie becomes seeker]
Richie: DAMIT!

6/907
[while hidding] {still play hide go seek}
[Everyone hidding is at the end of the block]
[Aaron comes by, everyone stays quite]
[he then goes away]
Richie: [to Elton] should I follow him?
Elton: yeah! lol
[Using his nija skills Richie follows]
[while Richie was behind a car another car drove by and saw Richie. Richie gets up cuz he does want to get in trouble, yet Aaron sees him]
[Richie dashs to another car]
[Aaron runs across the car and stands on the other side of the car Richie is hidding behind]
[Aaron goes to the left side of the car, Richie goes to the right]
[Aarons goes to the right, Richie goes to the left]
[Aaron goes to the front, Richie goes to the back, but he bums into the car]
Aaron: I know you're there!
Richie: FUck!

6/9/07
[getting dark]
[Richie is the seeker]
[he counts]
[Aarons screws around him while he counts]
[Richie, while count with eyes close, picks up a stick or somthing and throws it towards Aaron's loud breathing]
Aaron: whoa!
[Richie finishes counting and sees Aaron running for it]
Richie: Aaron you're out!
[Aaron goes home]
Richie: now, since its getting darker Elton is most likely close by
[Richie suddenly does his "search and destroy nija sprint..]
[2 sec into it, Richie stops and his shoes make a brake like noise]
[Elton was watching Richie count the whole time and was less then 3 ft from him]
Richie: -_-

6/8/07
[during 6th per]
[watching movie]
[Koutsky stepps out]
[Brandon throws paper ball at Sandy]
[Richie senses vibe, so does Ryan]
[at the same time they both move their desk away makeine a path for her]
[Sandy gets up and begins to hit Brandon]
[Richie turns around to Brandon]
Richie: a tip, Brandon if I were you I would sit in the very back of the chair, lol {for those of you that dont get it go to my blogstream and read it}

6/5/07
[Richie gets mealworm]
[he is about to feed his bluegill]
[he drops worm but worm grabs on to the side danging over the water]
Richie:....this...is...SPARTA!!!!
[Richie flicks the worm]

6/5/07
[1:00 A.M.]
[Richie goes to sleep]
[Richie couldn't fall asleep]
[2:10]
[Richie finally doses off]
[SUDDENLY!]
Justin: [who came in the room in fear] Richie....
Richie: [suddenly grabbing his rifle] WHAT!?!?!? HAPPENED?!
Justin: [in tears] where mom and dad? I cant find them...
Richie: ???
[Richie looks outside and sees car]
Richie: they're still here
[mom comes in and takes just back to bed]
[it seems that it was too dark for Justin to see them in their room]
[Richie looks at time; 2:23]
Richie: -.-
[he tries to go back to sleep but it takes him a while longer]

6/1/07
THIS IS SCARY READ IF YOU DARE!!!
RICHIE'S GOOD DAY
#1: [per 1] team won basket ball game score: 45 to 6
#2: [lunch] cleared up somthing with consular and was able to get it approved
#3: [5th per] watched a war movie
#4: [5th per] was able to borrow a war movie
#5: Sandy gives Richie link, so now Richie can finally watch his anime. Richie now titled Sandy, "Goddess of Anime"
#6: finished hw early [extremely rare]
#7: friend tells Richie that there is a trail that they can walk, Richie is now bent on walking on it and getting lost
#8: watched borrowed war movie and was at the edge of his seat at the end
#9: parents got a laptop and has left Richie's room thus making Richie say, "I'am finally free..."
#10: [personal] got a really cool answer which truely lighted Richie's day

[just remembered] {Thanks for reminding me Jenny!}
[Richie gets home]
[he finds his report card in the mail]
[Richie runs to computer and aims Jenny]
Richie: Jenny! Did you get your report card?
Jenny: I can't get it
Richie: why?
Jenny: cuz my report is in the mailbox and I need a key to open it
Richie: o, then I'll help you get it!
Jenny: how?
Richie: I'll bring you a crowbar!
Jenny: How are you gonna give me a crowbar? You cant give it to me at school
Richie: I got it!......I'll mail it to you!!!
Jenny: what? XD that would'nt help

5/29/07
[later that night]
Richie: Jenny! check my info
[Jenny reads reads] {its the one rite under this one}
Jenny: Omg XD You're evil -_- Not Sandy-evil, but like Richie-evil
Richie: yes {evil laugh} see I can be evil. I just like the title of "the umoivated one" >:D

5/29/07
[at home working on project]
[Richie need help soo he aims Jenny]
Richie: Quick! Jenny! Your the closest thing to a kid what would you want for the kids menu?
Jenny: OMG, Closest...thing to a kid..
Richie: just kidding Jenny ^o^
Jenny: 0 morale
Richie: LOL
Jenny: -123098 self-esteem
Richie: lol
Jenny: lol, Everyone calls me a kid ;-;
Richie: its ok, just tell them that you're drinking more milk everyday and that you are 15 now!
Jenny: lol omg

5/29/07
[before 1st per]
[Sudden bell goes off]
Richie: omgosh! Its a lock down!
[Bell rings and rings]
Richie:no....maybe its a firedrill.....
[bell goes on...]
Richie: hmm...maybe an earthquake?
Friend: RICHIE! What is it!?!?!?
[30 seconds of the bell going on]
Richie: I dont know ^-^

5/27/07
[at a awarding cermony for golf]
[had Thai models selling tickets]
[a girl comes to our table]
[dad's friends buys ticket and takes picture with them]
Dad: [to himself] I'm not gonna buy....
[girls comes to us]
Girl: would you like a ticket?
Dad:.....sure...
[Richie watches and laughs]
[yet it was worst with dad's friends cuz everytime a girl comes to our table they would buy more tickets and take pictures with them]
[5th girl comes, dad's friends grabs camera and money]
Richie: thses guys.....

5/27/07
[Richie walks to pool, sees a dead possum floating around]
[Richie calls friends over]
Elton: Just toss into somone else's house!
Aaron: yeah they wont know, just leave it there
Richie: no -_- this possum deserves a blurial
[Mom suddenly calls in]
Richie: [with the voice] This is Jack Bower, 5 minutes ago I discovered a dead possum floating in our pool
Mom: huh? Just toss it into someone else's house!
Richie: [to Aaron and Elton] shes just like you guys -.-
Aaron and Elton: ROFL

5/27/07
[still with the dead possum]
Elton: So...what are you gonna do with it?
Richie: [joking around] I know! there a good place, two house down from here, [Aaron's house] we can just dump it there!
Aaron: Ok! [he doesnt get it]
[Richie had to slowly rephrase it for Aaron to get it]

5/27/07
[5 mins later]
[all by dumpster]
Richie: ok this will be its furneral! Aaron, do the honors....
[Richie lifts top]
BANG {possum hits back of trash can}
[Aaron throws the dead possum in]{he threw the dead possum like you would to a baseball}
[silence....]
Richie: AARON!!!!! RESPECT THE DEAD MAN!!!!!

5/25/07
[during today's game]
[Ruben and Juan gets serious and takes postion]
[since Richie is a sniper he sits down and just hums a tune]
[bbs suddenly flew through the air, the battle began]
[Ruben and Juan, fighting with everything they've got]
[Richie,behind the crate with his foot on a table,still humming a tune and having bbs wiss by his head]
Ruben: RICHIE!!! GET YOUR FUCKIN ASS OUT HERE NOW!!!
[Richie sighs]
[Richie picks up his rifle and drags himself into battle]

5/25/07
[during 6th]
[Ms. Koutsky talks]
[she then cheers and claps like a child as an example]
[Richie was reminded of Sandy]
[chill run up Richie's back]

5/23/07
[5th per]
[Richie reads book]
[while reading Richie hears...]
Mike: Eh George, come over here
[Richie hears weird noise, yet doesnt turn around]
George: oh....that feels...weird!
Richie: O.O [without turning around]
[Richie hears Loud noises, all wierd and nasty]
[table behind him shakes] {Richie gets very scared}
[Richie turns around]
[sees George and Mike wrestling]
Richie: [sigh of relief]

5/19/07
[while talking about somthing]
Jenny: whoa you got eyes everywhere
Richie: I'm a nija, thats what I do
Jenny: Ninja that can't spell! XD
Richie: Ninja*

5/10/07
[Brandon was screwing around while reading just to get Ruben's attenion]
Brandon: "When Siddhartha returned from the river he felt that Ruben was gay"
[Ruben didnt hear]
[Brandon does it over an over yet he still doesnt hear]
Brandon: fuckin Ruben!
Ruben: what?
Brandon we've been baggin on you for like 30 mins and you didnt hear!
[Later on....]
[Brandon read the lines]
Brandon:
"Lets go to bed Siddhartha."
"He stroked Siddhartha's shoulder and returned to his work."
"he bent towards Siddhartha and whispered the holy Om in his ear."
Dude! are they gay or somthing!? This is Broke Back Siddhartha!
Richie: LOL the lost chapter!
[Richie dies of laughter]
[Jenny couldnt read cuz Richie was laughing to hard]
[She ends up laughing too]

5/10/07
[ending of per 1]
[bell rings]
[everyone walks into the locker room]
Kevin: hey was that the dress bell or real bell?
Richie: the dress bell
[Johnny comes in]
Johnny: oh shit dude! that was the real bell!
Kevin: WHAT!?
Richie: dude, its the dress bell
Johnny: but I heard two bells!
Richie: WHAT!?
[student walks by]
Student: eh Johnny that was the dress bell
Johnny: WHAT!?

5/7/07
[after swimming]
[Richie sees hornet's nest]
[he also see 3 hornets inside]
[Richie tries to get nest down with stick]
[hornets suddenly chase him]
[after a while they stop]
[Richie comes back and looks at the nest]
{at that very moment}
[strong wind blows]
[nest falls down]
[hornets swarm on Richie]
[Richie sprints for his life]

5/7/07
fact: there is currently construction work next to Aaron's house*
[while throwing the football around at Aaron's house]
[ball goes over fence]
[ball is close by but in a hole]
[Richie figured out that fence can be barley lifted]
[Elton and Aaron pulls up fence]
[Richie crawls under]
[Richie grabs ball and pulls it over] {half of Richies body still under fence}
[Aaron lets go]
[fence snaps]
Richie: {still under} 0_0!

5/7/07
[3rd per]
[Richie goes to sleep]
[later on]
Ms.Ortega: senor Richie! get up!
[Richie wakes up but dazed]
[1 min later Richie realizes.....]
Richie:....oh, were taking a test?
class: der!

5/7/07
[during per 1]
[playing basketball]
[everyone having so much fun they all break the rules]
[everyone ends up playing "footetball"]
{who ever gets the ball tackels everyone in their path and makes a shot}
[Wassem gets the ball]
[Wassem gives out a war cry and runs towards the basket]
[guy come from behind]
BAM!
[Wassem slams into wall]
[everyone stares and laughs]
{that one moment where you give it your all comes to an end with you flying into the wall}

5/3/07
[during 6th]
[Miriam tries to give highlighter back]
[Sandy freaks out cause she cant catch]
Sandy: Tommy catch it!
[Miriam throws yet Tommy misses]
[Sandy picks it up throws it at Jenny]
[she couldnt catch it]
Sandy: See you cant catch either!
Jenny: at least I didnt freak out
[later on Miriam throws it another highlighter at Kihow and misses]

5/2/07
[during 5th per]
Ms. Rosso: guys whose chewing gum in here?
[Rosso stepped on gum]
Student: are you sure its this class?
Richie: yeah! touch it see if its still warm then you'll know
Ms. Rosso: know what Richie...
Richie: hey, no I'm not gonna touch it

5/2/07
[at home]
[phone rings]
[Richie picks up]
[Richie pulls a prank by saying.....]
Richie: buenos dias
Lady: hello is Tom home? [asking for Richie's dad]
Richie: no esta, mi papa trabaja
Lady: oh, [says somthing in spanish]
[Richie is clueless]
Richie:.....ummmm si,si no esta!
[hangs up]
[Richie to grandma]
Richie: they spoke spanish to me....
Grandma: LOL

5/1/07
[at the dentist]
[Richie lays on the operating chair]
[while getting teeth cleaned]
[doctors talked about women and the other staff]
Doctor #1: I dont like her shes to quite
Doctor #2: I can put up with that...
[to Richie]
Doctor #2: what do you think?
[Richie makes noises] {since they are operating on him}
[doctors continues to talk, laugh and ask Richie things]
[Richie continues to chuckle and make noises]
Doctor #1: I dont like her shes too strict
[at that moment the lady they were talking about comes in]
[both doctors get freaked out]
Doctor #2:.....Que paso!
Lady: you have a appoint in a few mins
[Richie just lays there and chuckes harder]

4/30/07
[6th per]
Kevin: here Richie write with this pen
[hands Richie pen]
Richie: oh! its one of those pens that shock you
[he saw right through Kevins plan and yet...]
[clicks]
ZAP
Richie:whoa! LOL
[Julia gets pen]
Julia: does it hurt?
[she clicks it fast]
ZAP ZAP ZAP
Student: Dude!!!! give it to Koutsky!!!
[Kevin shows Koutsky pen]
Koutsky: does it shock you?
[Kevin says somthing] {didnt hear}
[Koutsky gets pen]
ZAP
class: LOL

4/30/07
[3rd per]
Ms Ortega: now, today is Richie's Birthday, lol I had like 6 students come up to me telling me that already!
[Ms. Ortega sings Birthday tune in Spanish]
Richie: wow...in the past three day I had this song sung in three differnte lanuages. Japanese, english and now spanish. lol
Student: eh Muhammed sing it in Arabic
Muhammed: nah, that shits hard lol
Allen: yeah man , he'll have to sacarfice a goat or somthing
class: LOL

4/28/07
[on the drive home,from bowling]
[mom talks about her customer]
Mom: she has a job and boyfriendsss
Richie: ?, did me mean boyfriend?
Mom: yea hshe has a boyfriendssss
Richie: wah? say it again >.<
Mom: boyfriendz
Richie: you just added a "z" at the end XD
Elton: LOL

4/28/07
[while bowling]
[Aaron finishes a bowl]
[Elton claps]
Aaron: thanks
Elton: oh, I wasn't clapping for you I was clapping for her
[he meant my cousin]

4/28/07
[while eating out]
[talks about bowling after eating]
Mom: wait, but do will you have enough room in your car?
Gar: umm I think, we'll just make room
Richie: ok! we'll just having the smallest person trunk it
[everyone looks at Richie]
Elton: dude, you are the smallest

4/24/07
[at home]
[talking while eating]
[somehow the conversation goes like....]
[Richie pouring kikomen sauce]
Richie: ok! if I ever get a son, I will name him Kikomen!
Everyone: lol
[Richie thinks on]
Richie: if I have a daughter her name will be...
Justin: what? Sakura?
Mom: lol
Richie: no, Sashimi!
everyone: lol
Richie: it sounds good too "Sashimi san"

4/16/07
[at home]
[Richie walks pass Justin and his friend]
[Richie over hears Justin]
Justin: when you grow up will you be a virgin?
Richie: 0_0
Friend: whats a virgin?
Justin: I dont know but I dont want to be one
Friend: when I get older I wont be one too
[kids talk about the weirdest things]

4/12/07
[during 4th]
[Richie listening to music]
[Sandy talks]
[Richie turns up music]
[Sandy takes Richie's beef jerky]
Richie: [yells out] HEY MY SAUSAGE!
[entire class/sub hears it and turns to look at Richie]
Class: LOL
Sandy: ROFL!!!
Richie: ha ha ha [laughs of embarrassment]
[Richie's music was too loud]

4/11/07
[during lunch]
[Richie's stomach goes crazy]
[sees Han with food]
[Richie seeks behind]
[Richie hums the mission impossible theme]
[Richie slowly reaches for hot dog]
Ryan: hey Han!
[Han notices Richie]
Richie: damit!!!!
[the second time failing, both caused by Ryan]

4/10/07
[per 2 begins]
[Richie gets to class first]
[sees Ms. Yue {sub}]
[Mr.Hong walks in]
[gives Richie the sign to stay quite]
[Mr.Hong goes behind Ms.Yue]
[taps her on the right shoulder]
[he goes left]
[Ms.Yue turns left]
Mr.Hong : You're suppose to look the other way!
Ms.Yue: You've tried 4 times already and none of them worked
Richie: lol

4/6/07
Sandy: I'm ms.cem
Richie: ms. crazy emo marshmellow?
Sandy: no!
[later]
Richie: [aims Ryan] [copies and paste what he said]
Ryan: LOL nice!

4/7/07
[while fishing]
[playing around]
[Aaron and Tim's brother starts throwing rocks at eachother]
Tim: guys! stop! your acting like a bunch of kids
Richie: Tim, you dont really have to worry about your bro. You should really be telling Aaron that since hes 16 and hes really acting like a kid. Most importantly he started it!

4/4/07
[while fishing]
[Richie learns more about trout fishing]
[Richie grabs power bait]
[dramatic moment]
Richie: with this [lifting bait] I know I will catch a trout!!!
[holds bait in the air]
[Richie looks down]
[no one was even paying attention]
Richie: EH!!! are you even listening!!!
Everyone: LOL

4/4/07
[Club goes fishing]
[Richie/members get out of the car]
{Dramatic moment}
Richie: okay everyone! [points at the lake] Lets Show them what The Fishing Club is made of!!!
[most of the members were already walking ahead leaving Richie behind]
Richie: -_-'....

4/2/07
[at home]
[Richie gets a call]
[Scott says he comming over in 30 mins]
Richie: [to Tim and Aaron] ehhh dude Scotts coming over
[coincidentally they were playing with fishing line]
[Richie keeps a look out for Scott]
[Tim and Aron ties a line {fishing line} from a tree to a cinderblock]
[suddenly Aaron says that he sees Scott] {Richie went inside for a sec}
[everyone runs inside]
[it was a old man riding his bike] {Aaron thought it was Scott ridding his bike}
Richie: HOLY SHIT the fishing line, hes gonna fall!!!!!!
[old man rides/ripps rite through the line] {he looks around as if somthing hit him}
Richie: 0_0 [sigh of relief]
Tim: that line wasent strong enough...
[Tim and Aaron ties an even stronger line]
[Richie gets a call]
Scott: [on the phone] Hey Richie? Um I'm gonna be a little late cuz I'm gonna get a ride there.
[hangs up]
Richie: -_-.....guys hes comming by car. That means hes not gonna be walking up the sidewalk, all our efforts....
Tim: well we should still try to line soo see if its strong or not
Aaron: dont Tim.
[Tim runs into line and flips over]

[3/31/07]
[Richie looks are team mates]
Richie: Elton....Aaron...and Richie
Elton and Aaron: ?
Richie: Alrite! Lets go team EAR! [Elton, Aaron, Richie]
Elton: WTF, lol man if Scott was here then it'll be team
SEAR [Scott, Elton, Aaron, Richie]
Richie: Alrite, team EAR commense!

[3/27/07]
[during black out]
[class getting really bored after an 1hr]
[girl comes to group]
Girl: hey do you guys wanna play strip poker?
Richie and everyone else: O_O!!!
Richie's mind: I'll play with you anyday.....if I can play poker that is :'(
Friend: nah the teachers here, we'll play at your house
Richie: [dies]

[3/27/07]
[during lunch]
Richie: its most likely gonna rain soon
Tim: huh?
[Time turns around [north] and sees sky being covered by black clouds]
Tim: Whoa!?!!?!
Richie: -_-' you didnt notice
Tim: I was looking at that side the whole time [south]
[Richie looks and sees a tiny bit of clear sky]
Richie: -_-'

[3/27/07]
[Richie goes outside to get soda from garage]
[Richie tries to pull up garage door]
[wind soo strong, opens only half way]
[Richie goes in and gets soda]
[door begins to close because of strong wind]
[Richie runs and then rolls under the garage]
[garage door suddenly closes faster]
[hits Richie in the head]
[Mom sees Richie from window]
Mom: omg! Richie are you okay?
Notice* Indiana Jones Always made it -_-

3/22/07
[Sandy being violant as usual]
[Sandy sitting across from Richie]
[Sandy kicks]
[hits under part of talbe]
[barely missing the area between Richie's legs]
Richie: 0_0
Jenny: 0_0
Nicole: 0_0
Ryan: 0_0
Sandy: LOL ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!
Richie: [to Jenny] from now on I'm gonna sit in the back of my chair....

3/22/07
[6th per]
[Nicloe gets up]
Jenny: lol
Richie:?
Jenny: I almost said that Nicole was AFK
Richie: lol

3/22/07
[Richie walking through his house]
Richie's thoughts: man, its Aaron's birthday I should go tell everyone on myspace or somthing
[at that moment Aaron knocks at the door]
Richie: damit, too late
[later on, in the beginning of 3rd per]
Richie: hey Ms.Ortega, todays Aarons birthday so if you dont mind, can you annouce it to the class?
[Ms.Ortega gives a nod]
[during 3rd]
Ms.Ortega: [to the class] now today is a special day for someone. It is Aarons birthday!
Aaron: !!!!!!
[class looks at Aaron]
Richie: [yells to class] 16 punchs everyone! and one for good luck!
Aaron: WTF!
[bell rings]
[Aaron runs out the door]

3/19/07
[This all happened while Richie was sleeping so what you read is what others told Richie]
[5th per]
[class takes notes from power point] {lights turned off}
[Richie falls asleep]
Ms. Rosso: tell me when I can talk guys [she would usally explains the notes]
Richie: tomarrow.....[as hes sleeping]
class: lol
Ms.Rosso: excuss me?
[next day student tells Richie what happens]

3/18/07
[on aim]
Katie: Richie!!!! who do you like??? i want to know
Richie:........who do I like? I honestly dont know, I'm like a rourni, a wanderer.
Katie:......ic.....all i can say is dont turn gay.
Richie: WTH!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? OMGSH!!! no!!!!!! >O<

3/18/07
[Richie wakes up]
[washes face/brush teeth]
[phone rings]
[Richie picks up]
Richie: hello?
Dad's friend: hey you Fool! you woke up already?? {in Thai}
[he think thats Richie's dad on the phone]
Richie:....yea
Dad's friend: oh no!... Richie? is that you!?! sorry sorry lol can I talk to your dad?
Richie: -_-...sure
[adults can be so formal]

3/17/07
[St.Patrick's Day]
[Richie sees Jusin not wearing green]
[this is all after a shower]
[Richie wips Justin's ass with a bath towel]
Justin: HEY!!!!!
[Justin looks a Richie]
Justin: your not wearing green either
[Justin picks up cardboard pole]
{the thing you get from wrapping paper}
[both starts fighting by hitting and wipping eachother]
[5mins still at it, both getting tired but cant stop]
[Dad comes out]
Dad: -____-.....what the hell are you two doing?
[both try to hid weapons behind back]
Everyone:..........

3/16/07
[while in front of the brother of Eltons house]
[sees cat sneaking up on rabbit]
[seems like an attemp to kill rabbit]
Richie: dude I think its gonna kill the rabbit!
Elton: where!?!
[sees stalking cat]
[Elton runs across the street and stomps at the cat]
[cat runs away]
[Eltons aunt sees rabbit]
[talks to Elton in chinese]
Elton:....
Richie: what did she say
Elton: she told me that back in China she had like 3 rabbits that they ate for dinner, she said that rabbits taste better than pork....
Richie:.....
[and we all had cute thoughts of this rabbit]

3/16/07
[while in front of neighbor's house]
[see rabbit]
[Richie gets in front of rabbit, trying to pet it]
[Elton comes from behind and kicks Richie in the butt]
[Richie loses his balance and almost fell on the rabbit]

{just remembered}
3/15/07
[during 3rd]
[Richie sleeps]
[Ruben pokes Richie's hand]
[Richie wakes]
Richie:wth are you doing?
[Richies hand still sticking out]
Diana: lets play chopsticks!
Richie and Ruben:....
Richie: where'd that come from lol

3/15/07
[during 6th per]
Ms.Koutsky: does anyone know what day is it?
class:...
Ms.Koutsky: the ides of march!
class: oh yea!!!
Richie: [to Jenny] yeah, lets honor the day by stabbing someone lol {just messing of course}
Jenny: omg, Ms. Koutsky!
Ms.Koutsky: yea?
Jenny: Richie says that we should stab someone today!
Richie: wahhhhhhhhhh!?!?!?!?
Ms.Koutsky: no! no! bad Richie, bad!
[Ms.Koutsky addresses class]
[class silent]
Ms.Koutsky: now everyone, dont listen to Richie today.
class: Why? What did he say?!?!?
Ms. Koutsky: since it is ides of March we should not all stab our best friends back! That is not a great thing to do.
class: LOL
Kevin: Richie, nice!
Richie: Jenny!!!! >o<
Jenny: lol

3/15/07
[during 3rd per]
Ms.Ortega: my professor will be comming in a a bit.
Richie: ok lets put a trip wire by the door
[Aaron cracks up from behind]
class: lol
Ms.Ortega: I knew someone was going to say that but not from you Richie.

3/14/07
[during 5th per]
Student: [really calling for Ms. Rosso] Ms. Parry!
Ms.Rosso: you know your the second person to call me that why do you guys get me mixed with her, shes black and I'm not, her hair is also differnt.
class: OMFG!!!!
Richie: SHIT DID SHE JUST SAY THAT?!?
Student: omg I'm telling Parry

3/13/07
[during 4th per]
Student: theres a bee in here!
[Adams tries to hit it with a book but misses]
[Mr.Kwami takes out an umbrella]
[tries to hit it while giving out girly screams]
[pins in on window]
[gives finally blow]
[a min later bee crawls up window]
[student kills it]

3/13/07
[before bell of 4th per]
[Mr.Kwami walks up ramp]
[back pack left on floor.....]
[Mr.Kwami's foot hits backpack]
Mr.Kwami: AHHHHHHH [girlish scream]
{soo close to falling on his face}

3/10/07
[on aim]
Jenny: omg i got a cut on my face lol, my bird was attacking my earrings when i was asleep
Richie: lol
Jenny: I tried to get him off but he didnt want to and then he slid off my face and his nails are REAAALLY long and REALLLY sharp
Richie: [whispers to bird] "good job"
Jenny: how mean! I'm telling Sandy
Richie: just kidding >.<
[almost ten secs later]
Sandy: wtf is that huh?!?!?!
Richie: WTF!!!!!

3/9/07
[while going to see 300] {awsome by the way}
[after dodging slow and stupid drivers]
Gar: what do you think of my driving?
I'm I a crazy driver or a smart driver?
Richie: I think your a skilled driver thats smart and crazy.....
in other words, One hell of a driver.

{please read the one from 3/8/07 to get it}
3/9/07
[during 6th]
Richie: hey Jenny, do you think I've grown since last year?
Jenny:.....[looks at Richie].....[thinks for a bit]...i guess so.
inner Richie: [silent tear of achievement]

3/9/07
[during 4th]
[Richie practicing with fishing line]
[Fredrick sees line]
Fredrick: hey Richie give me some
[Richie gives him some]
[Fredrick ties on end to his desk to Jessica's
Jessica: what are you doing?
Freddrick: I'm goina to make you fall
[in other words a trip wire]
Jessica: you ass
[Ms. Sinsi comes by]
[everyone looks at line]
Ms. Sinsi: what are we all looking at?
[Ms. Sinsi barely hitting the line]
[Ms. Sinisi then walks away]
[other student comes and hits the line]
Student:?

3/9/07
Richie's nickname in basketball fitness = the underdog
Kevin's nickname = The Great Wall of China

3/8/07
[while at the library]
[Amy comes to Richie]
[they talk for a bit]
Amy: hey, i think you grew a bit since last year.
Richie: yeah? {inner Richie = silent tear of achievement}
Amy: well grew tall not in this way [pulls her hands width wise] lol just kidding
Richie: lol

3/6/07
[during 4th]
[getting tests back]
[Sinsi gives back test]
[Richie scored an 80%]
Richie: I failed miserably....
Sinsi: its a B! thats good.
{Richie's thoughts "I'm gonna get my ass shot up anyways"}
Richie: *sighs*
[later on]
[Jessica takes Richies test]
Jessica: wha....how did I get this wrong
[Jessica goes to Sinsi to check] {taking Richies test}
Sandy: haha dude what if you were the one that had the question wrong.
Richie:.....
[Jessica comes back]
Jessica: dude, your answer is wrong! but i took away your paper before she can check it.
Sandy: LOLOLOLOL "cmu"
Richie: shut up!!!!!!! "tnf"

[just remembered]
*background info* in Drafting the first person in class would usually take and the good tools, somthings student would also fight over them
[bell rings]
[Richie walks into drafting class]
{Richie doesnt really care about getting the tool first}
[Freshmen walks in and grabs tools]
[Ivan walks in] {Ivan is a junior}
[checks tool]
Ivan: EH! the freshmens got the good ruler!!
[chases freshmen around whole room]
Mr.Sacoone: -_-?
[another junior walks in]
junior: whats happening?
Ivan: he got the good ruler!
[junior quickly grabs freshmen]
[freshmen squeals like girl]
[Ivan takes ruler]
Mr.Saconne: ........
Richie: dude didnt we take that dam safety test, tell us not to run in class or squeal like that.....

3/3/07
Richie:sooo cold
Sandy: no it isn't
Richie: I meant you!!!!!
Sandy: fine then I wont burn cds for you
Richie: NOOOOOOOOOO Srry, srry , my bad my bad
Sandy: cmu
Richie:...?
Sandy: cmu = crack me up
Richie: tnf.
Sandy: ?
Richie: tnf =thats not funny

3/2/07
[during todays game]
[Richie gets shot in the face]
Richie: Firefox is down...its been awhile now since I've been hit. Dang BBs
[Richie gets tired so he leans against a wall]
[the ladder leaning on the wall tips over and hits Richie on head]
[CRACK]
Richie: @_@ occcuuuuhhhhhhh....

3/2/07
[during todays game]
George:wait, why do you want me on your team?
Michael: cuz, it feels good man. I dont wanna shoot you
Richie:....but it feels better shooting him...
Michael: lol yup ^_^

2/28/07
[during per 1]
[Slam dunk contest]
[Johnny about to dunk]
Richie: Go Johnny! Show em the milky way! [read to one under if you dont get it]
[Johnny didnt make it]
Richie: darn

2/28/07
[during per 1]
[Elli pantsed Johnny]
Johnny: what are you doing? Checking me out?
[Johnny bends over]
Elli: .....
[Johnny flashes to class]
class: 0_0
Grbac: [bows head]
Elli:...I saw a whole other universe in there...
Joe: you must have saw the milky way....
[silence]

2/27/07
[during 6th]
[Adam tuants Kevin]
[Kevin gets mad]
[Kevin throws pen at Adam]
[misses]
[Kevin crawls on floor to get pen]
[everyone watching]
[everyone was waiting for Koutsky to say somthing]
Koutsky: um...Kevin...the floors dirty....
Class:wtf, Thats all she can say??!?!?!?

2/26/07
[4th per]
Jessica: hey Richie, whats the past tense of "feel" ?
Richie: felt
Jessica: haha k, cuz Sandy said "feeled"
Richie: Hey Sandy!
Sandy: what?
Richie: whats the past tense of "feel" ?
Sandy: Shut up!
[6th period]
Richie: Kevin whats the past tense of "feel"?
Kevin: felt
Richie: hey Tommy whats the past tense of "feel"
Tommy: felt
[Richie goes on and all of them said "felt"]
Richie: hey Jenny! Whats the past tense of "feel"?
[Jenny sees Sandy]
Jenny: feeled?
Richie: [face hits desk]

2/24/07 {JUST REMEMBERED}
[while fishing]
[Aaron finishes food]
[sees trash can, which is on the other side of the fence]
[Aaron throws]
[lands on the rim]
[Aaron about to walk away...]
Richie: EH! dont liter! now get back there!
[Aarons walk]
[hilariously tries to blows air at the paper, though the fence]
[gives up]

2/24/07
[Scott and Aaron talks] {iono what about}
Scott:wtf Aaron I thought you were cool and you already forgot???
Richie: no you didnt, you thought he was gay, and you still do
Scott: shut up Richie!
[later....]
Scott: Aaron you fucking fag, you're gay!
Richie: [whispers to self] told ya...
[why is it that soo many of my friends hate eachother and I'm always in the middle of their fights @_@]

2/24/07
[still going after that one fish that keeps surfacing and being talked about in this event]
Tim: Those stupid smart fish!!!
[Tim getting pissed]

2/24/07
[while fishing]
[one certain fish keeps surfacing]
Richie: ok if that fish comes here once more I'm gonna go Davy Crooket and bash that thing with my rod till it floats.

2/24/07
[while fishing]
[sees kid with a bass and like 8 trouts]
Richie: comon Tim! You're the president of the Fishing Club!
Tim: I know! but this is his turf. My turf is my back yard.

2/24/07
[while fishing]
[after 30 mins of silence...]
{a fish has been swimming around where Tim, Richie and Aaron was fishing ,stealing bait. Yet we couldnt catch it.}
[Tim gets pissed, drops jig in]
[Aaron drops in his]
[water splashes]
Tim and Richie: nahhhhh {at the same time}
[thinking that Aaron didnt get anything]
[Aaron hooks a trout]
Tim and Richie: yaaaaaaaaahhhhh {at same time}

2/22/07
[during 6th per]
Koutsky: what do you think this means? [talking about Taoist literature to the class]
Student: dont jump to conclusions
Koutsky: yeah, like say, if Richie was a major cheater who copied everyones paper. {use me as a example ^_^}
Richie: heh,not in this class, JK!
Class: lol
Koutsky: lol yeah so, during a test my eyes would be watching Richie and Richie could just looking around the room as I suspect him cheating when it could really be a fly hes looking at.

[just rememebered]
2/18/07
[at ABC cafe']
Elton: wtf our foods not here
Aaron: yea
Richie: try using a flare gun
Elton: what for?
Richie: to call them
Elton dude what happenes when you shoot a flare gun at someone?
Richie: well, there are differnt types of flare guns; there are different kinds of guns. There are one that you would shoot up and the flare would burn out in the air. There is also the kind that you would shoot and it would burn out when it hits land.
Elton: ok...
Richie: so basically you can shoot someone with a flare gun and you can end up instantly killing them or setting them on fire.
{in everyones mind} "How does Richie know this stuff?"

2/20/07
[while at the library]
[sees girls sitting behind Richie drop pen]
Richie: excuse me, you dropped this {without looking at her face}
Girl: thanks
[later on]
Girl: hey Richie do you have a red pen?
[Richie turns around]
Richie: whoa! when did you get here
[Richie sees Jessica]
Jessica: I've been here to whole time, you just picked up my pen like a second ago.
Richie:.....
[Jessica turns around to someone else]
Jessica: hey do you have a red pen?
Girl: no, did you ask Richie?
[Richie turns around]
[Richie sees Quang, Amy and Pamela]
Richie: whoa!! how long have you guys been here?!?!?
Quang: we've been here the whole time....
Richie:....

2/20/07
[during 6th]
[class reads paper]
[paper, "Roxanna Justice"]
Adam: "Justice"? that was your last name?
Koutsky: yea they called me that before I was married.
Adam: whoa thats like some super heros name!
Class: LOL

2/19/07
[talking how Sandy is soooo predictable]
Sandy: ahah
Richie: :D
Sandy: ahahahaha
Richie: yes, "ahahahahaha"
Sandy: xp
Richie: "ahahahaha"
Sandy: lmao
Richie: ok i gotta stop or I'll be influenced by Sandyism
Sandy: xp, be influence, do drugs, ahahahah j/kj/k, dont do drugs
Richie: 0_0
Sandy: cuz one day u might die n you'll be like, curse u sandy curse u, lmao
Richie:....
Sandy: i can imagine it, while ur saying that I'm laughin my ass off at u, muhahahahahaha
Richie: ~_~

2/18/07
[Richie walking throught street festival]
[sees friend]
Richie: Hey Amy!
[person starres at Richie]
Pamela:...I'm Pamela {a twin}
[silence.......]
Richie:....uhhhh oo man, srry srry srry!! ahahahah
{in Richie's mind there was only one word flashing in his head, "Idiot"}
Richie: Aaron keep walking...

2/17/07
[cleaning room]
[turns on vacume cleaner]
[starts]
[three seconds later]
[vacuum cleaner burns up]
[Dad takes a look at it]
Dad: {in Thai} you have to much shit in your carpet

2/15/07
[at lunch]
Aaron: Richie dont ever try to bit fishing line
Richie: besides you...what idiot would
[Tim comes in]
[gives Richie a spool with fishing line]
[Richie reads]
Richie: 0_0.....Aaron you idiot!!!! what kinda guy would bit a 25 pound line!?!?!??!
[Tim pulls out dozens of strands]
Tim: Aaron tried biting all of these...
Richie:.............................
*for ppl who dont fish* A 25lb line is a very thick line used for bigger fishes

2/14/07
[Grandma's birthday]
[Richie waiting outside holding lighted cake]
[everyone making grandma come to room]
[wind blows]
[candles almost dies]
[Richies uses jacket to covers]
[candle still dying]
[Richie blows air]
[WOOOOOOOOOOOF] {flap of flame}
[burns a bit of Richies jacket]
Richie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH {luckly washed off}
everyone else: ok come in!....Happy birthday to you...[ect]

2/14/07
[6th per]
Brandon: [gives papers or somthing to Sandy] there! Merry Christmas!
Richie: Its HAPPY VALETINES DAY MAN!!!

2/14/07
[3rd per]
[Diana puts post-it on Richie]
Post-it: "Hey girls! hug me its valentines =]
I'll kiss you forever and lover you :D
-Richie
P.S. GIRLS ONLY"
[lunch]
[friend sees it]
Richie: [spits out water]

2/14/07
[3rd per]
[Issac,messing around as always]
[Issac grabs Richie's hands] {DONT WORRY I'M SURE HE WAS PLAYING}
Issac: its valentines day....its a special day
Richie: uhhhh....yeah, can you let go of my hands now
Nicole: LOLLLLLLLLL

2/12/07
[talking about the wisdom teeth]
Richie: dont worry my friend said that it didnt hurt at all
Diana: i rather be to sleep & numb. God damn when you watch it you cry, shitttttttttttttt
Richie: be a man!!!
Diana: I'M NOT A MAN >;[

2/12/07
Richie: Jenny! what is a quick way to get money
Jenny: Go beg someone
Richie:ok...oo hey-
Jenny: Besides me
Richie:DAMIT lol
Jenny: lol

2/11/07
Diana: my shoe size is only 5
Richie: lol its ok I'll share my bottle of milk
Diana:ewww milk,
Richie: I dont perfer it either
Diana: I dont like water, fishies havve sex in them ><
Richie: LOL OMFG
Diana: i have to drink water -_- water has fishie's guys sperm in it too! 'cause they're like humans...they m********* when they see hot girls/guys. >_O
Richie:[spits out water]

2/8/07
[end of 6th per]
[bell rings]
Jenny:bye
Richie: cya
[Sandy is still laughing laughing at w/e they were saying about Richie] {you really dont wanna know}
Sandy: ROFL hahahaha [starts walking]
Richie: ok ok lets go
Sandy: hahahaha
Richie: hey,dont walk into the-
[DOOFFFFF]
[Sandy hits door]
Richie: LOLLLLLL
[the same thing happened yesterday]

2/7/07
King Kong vs. Godzilla who will win?
[6th per class]
King Kong Godzilla
8 - 2

2/7/07
[Richie was stretching] {his hands hitting rocks on ceiling}
Mom: EH!!!!!!!!
Richie:...?
Mom: do you know whats gonna happen if you pull those rocks down?!?!?!?
Richie: dont worrys gosh they wont hit my head
Mom: no its going to scratch my floor!
Richie: [Literally, falls on face]
Dad: ......thought so
{Mom loves the wooden floor}

2/6/07
[during 6th]
[Jenny sees backpack]
[Richie's backpack is torn up with many holes and stitches]
Jenny: get a new backpack
Richie: buts its so cool, i got it for 3 dollars
Jenny: hm? did you say that you got it for 3 dollars or it is worth 3 dollars now.
Richie: i got it for 3 dollars.
Jenny: lol oh, so its worth 3 cents now?

2/5/07
[during 3rd per]
[having a post-it fight with Diana]
[4th per]
[girl stares at Richie]
[lunch]
[Aaron comes from behind Richie]
[peels off post-it]
[Post-it says " Girls only
hug mee and i'll kiss you =D
-Richie"]
Richie:WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Katie: O_O

2/2/07
[3rd per]
[talking about expressions]
Ortega: [shows picture of face]
Richie: that looks constipated
Ortega: well sorry but i couldnt find another picture
[Ortega shows another picuture]
[at the same time]
Richie and Issac: now thats constipated

2/2/07
[3rd per]
[talking about spanish words on dates and going out]
Ortega:[blah blah blah] {talking about formal words]
Student: wow hes a gentlemen, he takes her out to a fancy resturant and stuff
Richie: yeah dont go to Costco for samples as your first date
Issac:[goes quite] Dude..did you hear him....ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!
Table: LOL

2/1/07
Richie:ok I'll make T-shirts
Sandy: no if you make tanks then I'll consider wearing them
Richie: tanks? whats a tank?
Sandy: go ask Jenny she can tell you.
Richie: hey! Jenny, Sandy told me to ask you whats a tank?
Jenny: umm i dont know. I think its a meat sheild in W.O.W
Richie:....huh?
Jenny: a meat sheild is when someone attacks and someone heals him.
Richie:.....ok
[goes back to Sandy]
Richie: she doesnt know, she think its somthing outta wow
[1 min later]
Sandy: ask her again
Richie: but she doesnt know
Sandy:I'm telling you ask her again [goes away]
Richie: Sandy tells me to ask you what is a tank
Jenny: its girls clothings
Richie: thats it...??? after all that....Sandy make it sound soo weird
Jenny: she make its so complex
[Sandy returns]
Richie: I figured it out
Sandy: you should know form the beginning
Richie: you said tanks, I was think "making T-shirts in a miltary base,in a tanks????"

Anime Need Scale
Current Mode: orange
Code: white: ok! on to the next one!
Code orange: hmmm I need a new anime....
Code yellow: ok i seriously need to look for an anime.
Code Blue: ok this isnt funny! Need an Anime NOW
Code Red: MAYDAY MAYDAY I NEED AN ANIME NOW!!

2/1/07
[talking about getting money]
Sandy: no! I'm not made of money
Richie: well..you sell your body parts on the black market. oh! become a donner!
Sandy: fuck noooo you do it, yout supposed to make sacriices for them, not me!
[5 mins later]
Sandy: i guess, and if your doing boba get me a passion fruit slush. :D then I'll support you all the way
Richie: fine... give me the moeny and I'll buy...wait...no!
LEts ALL GO TO QUICKLY!!!!!!
Sandy: ahah your funni
Richie : I'm serious
Sandy: ahah

2/1/07
[Richie on his quest to find out if ppl like fish taco]
Richie:do you like fish tacos?
Student #1: no i never had one
Student #2: nah never had one
Student #3: .....hm?
Student #4: is that like fish warped up? never had one
Student #5: whats a fish taco?
[Richie asked 3 periods...but i bet you can guess what they said ~____~]
Ms. Rosso: no never had one
Ms. Koutsky: um..yeah sure
Richie: -_-

1/30/07
[while talking about grades]
Sinisi: if you had a family problem you should have told me earlier, if you have problems come and see me
Student: what if it suddenly comes up
Richie: yeah what if you burn your house down
class: lol
Richie: no that wont work ,burn your friends house down and get tramatized by that, now thats a problem!
Sinisi;no that wont work either.

1/26/07
[during a game]
Richie: alrite we have to hold this postion,if they break in were dead
George: alright
Richie:ssshhh they're comming
[takes cover as shots fly above Richie's and George's head]
[after volley]
Richie: dude are you ok..?
[George breathing hard and looking really rattled]
[another volley hits]
George: AhHhHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
[George jumps out of coverings]
Richie:George!!!!!
[George runs out]
[He shoots Aaron]
[After Shooting Aaron he empties two clips on Michael]
Richie: o_o......
*this is what happenes to noobs that arent use to this = they go crazy during battle and shot everything they see.

1/19/07
[during 1st per]
Richie:damit hope we dont run today
William: nah I think we will
[Grbac comes in]
Grbac:ok down to the track
Richie:darn stop predicting the future
William:lol what? give me one time where I "predicted" the future
Richie: that time you said that you were gonna go to the restroom, 5 mins later you went to the restroom...

[old stuff]
[Richie sees bee,about to be steped on]
[Richie desperatly looks for an object to put up bee]
Richie: Tim,I'm gonna to comandeer your book
[swipes bee to saftely]

{reading discretion is advised}
1/18/07
[later on in the day]
Cousin: hey rich
Richie:wah?
Cousin:what do you say when the trix rabbit goes gay?
Richie: iono tell me
Cousin: silly rabbit dicks are for chicks

1/18/07
[during 5th per]
[Aaron walks]
[Steven get in his way]
[Aaron walk in him]
Steven: why did you push me bitch!
Aaron:get outta my face mother fucker
Steven:omg no you didnt
[Steven shoves Aaron]
[Aaron shoves Steven]
[Michel walks by]
Michel: eh,eh stop this you two
Steven: you hold on my arm
Michel:wah?
Steven:grab my arm!
[Michel grabs arm]
Steven: your lucky,your lucky that this guys holding me back or else I'll beat the shit outta you.
Aaron:.....

1/18/07
4th [per]
[having one of the most hiliarous sub ever]
Mr.Kwame:[talks about his first day] I fund wayy hereee tang to the tall mister there[has African accent]
{translation; "I found the way here thanks to the tall mister there"}
[points at Ivan] {Ivan is the short is the entire class]
Class: LOL
Mr.Kwame: now I thought he was a good man but when i go home i see him do dirty thing, so he may not be a good man.
Class: LOLLLLL
[Later on]
[Mr. Kwame talks about where he was from]
[points at the board]
[class sees messed up circle]
Mr.Kwame: it is Africa, that is my home and where my tribe is
Class:.....ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

1/16/07
[after school]
[student passes by]
Student: Vivan! Hi!
Vivan:Hey!
Daneil: Hey [her name]
Student: i wasnt saying hi to you
Daneil:

1/14/07
Richie: WHOSE TIM!!!!
Tim[sn]: i am timothy and you are richie and that is saralynn
Richie: [falls on face]
Tim[sn]: steps on face
[Richie thinks]
Tim[sn]: green eggs and ham
Saralynn[sn]: i Love that book
Richie: got it! Tim is at Tim's house..wait but....gah [dies]
Tim[sn]: OH NO
MY BEST FRIEND RICHIE IS DEAD
WHAT TO DO!!! NOOOOOOOO
Saralynn[sn]:hey saralynn you should learn some of richies expression
Tim[sn]: Dont DO THIS TO
saralynn isnt here
are you crazy
Saralynn[sn]: it could really increase your expression vocabulary like *fall on face*
Tim[sn]: really now @_@
Saralynn[sn] gah...*dies*
Tim[sn]:no ur close though
Saralynn[sn]: shes lying
Tim[sn]: stop calling me she GUY IS A GUY
Richie:TIMS A GIRL!?!?!?!?!?
Tim[sn]: I'm....A GUY!
OMG
TIM YOUR A GIRL!?!?!?
and I'm a guy
named guy
Richie: [falls on face] [steams]

1/12/07
[4th per]
[Elli sneezes]
Kyle: bless you.
Elli: shut up you dont mean it ,get it, lol
[Elli sneezes again]
[silence]
Kyle: I'm not saying anything
Elli: dam you, lol

1/12/07
[Before 2nd per bell]
[Andrew tries to open Kevins back pack]
Kevin: eh what are you doing?
Andrew: whatcha got in there?
Kevin: chips and your moms underwear.
Richie: LOL whoa that would suck if that was true

1/12/07
[in the locker room]
Kevin: what Danny, you think you're soo cool just because you're Mexican?
Richie:....isnt he Cambodian?
Kevin: I dunno who cares.

1/10/7
[during spanish]
[Richie was sleeping]
Ms.Ortega: Senor Richie,what would fit this [points to board]
[Richie wakes up, yet his vision were blurry]
Richie: ummm....huh?
Ms.Ortega: I'll give you a hint its a big car.
Student [whisper]: van, Richie, van
Richie:.....SUV?
class: LOLLLLLLLL

1/10/07
[during 1st per]
[after running 8 laps]
[Richie reaches ending point]
Richie: 23!
Grbac: number 23...you're done
Richie: I'm dead....
[Richie is given a Grbac laugh]

1/9/07
[lunch]
[Aaron shares nacho with Richie]
[friend grabs nacho but chip broke and fell on the ground]
[5 mins later]
William: Richie you've been staring at that nocho for the past 5 mins...
[Richie was actually thinking of somthing, his head was just pointed in that direction]
William: Richies must be thinking...
To eat or not to eat....
That is the question....
Richie: -_-...
[Richie stops listening]

1/9/07
[Richie walks by mom]
[mom watching t.v.]
[mom seems to me touched by Thai film]
Richie: dang man wassup with that guy trying to look all cool with those glasses -_-
Mom: shutup! hes blind!!!
Richie: ......

1/8/07
[during 6th]
Koutsky: now the British always act modernized and they tend to speak like;
Would you like some tea? {British accent}
and dam it was something dreadful....{British accent}
class: 0_0
Richie: OMFG, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
class: LOL

1/7/07
[while rebuilding the fort]
[a black widow comes out]
[Aaron hits it with a stick]
Richie: its in pain....the pain should stop
[Richie sticks out hand]
Richie: give me a gun or somthing
[Elton reaches in his pouch]
[takes out a water bottle] {dramatic moment}
Elton:errrrr,I dont have a gun.

1/6/07
[after get home from dinner]
[Richie goes to frigde]
[takes out lamune bottle that was recieved as present]
[peels of plastic]
[attempts to open]
[5 mins later]
Richie: OMFGGGG [takes off jacket] {thats a big thing folks}
[another 5 mins]
[attempts fail]
[Richie digs through trash]
[reads instructions]
[bottle pops open]
conclusion: Richie is an idiot that went to war with a bottle and dug through trash, all he had to do is to read the instructions rather killing 10 mins of him time.
Yet in the end the bottle opened and Richie was in awed due to the glass ball that rolled within the bottle

[Just remembered]
Richie: if I die, theres a box under my bed , get rid of it! [Richie was just messing around of course]
Cousin: LOL, what is in this...box
Richie: personal stuff that one must never see
Cousin: oh? and you trust me not to look throught it?
Richie: if you honor me being dead!!!
Cousin: LOLOLOLOL your funny.

1/4/06
Katie: you talk like my conflic teacher.
Richie: huh??? I'm NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!
Katie: your not crazy just wild.
Richie: lol

1/4/07
Richie: I dont like this
the darkness desperses making everything transparent yet there is no moon, the moon is covered, behind the dark clouds and the fog gets thicker, not a good sign.....somthings up. Do you feel it?
Elton: ummm....no
Richie: [falls on face]

1/2/07
[while playing gunz]
[on a sword game]
Person: dagit you are good
Firefox346: lol thanks
[person gets killed again]
Person: who are you??
Firefox346: the names fox, firefox
[Firefox346 gets killed while typing]
Person:what te heck darn you and and your web bowser
Firefox346: lol what???? the same thing happened yesterday

1/1/07
[while playing gunz]
[on a sword game]
Person #1:dam firefox why do you keep killing me!?!?
Firefox346:dude your the only one attacking me
[gets killed again]
Person #1: wtf how do I keep dyin
Person #2: i see how Firefox plays hes good
[person #1 gets killed again]
Person # 1: You fckkkkin FOXXXXXXXXX dam your mozilla sht
Firefox346: lol what???

12/31/06
Richie:Hey wassup
Jenny:Hey!
Richie would you give me gold if i called you pretty?
Jenny: lol no
Richie: [falls on face]

12/29/06
Elton: RICHIE LISTEN, WE GOT A NEW TV,
Richie: cool
Elton:WE ADDED ANTENAS TO IT AND THERE 24/7 OF ANIME!!!!
Richie: [drops pen]
Elton: lol, its all dubbed
Richie:[dropps mouth]
Elton:{closes mouth}?
Richie:[drops on to floor]

12/29/06
[Richie helping Aaron on hw]
Aaron: atom
Richie: put in "a form of energy somehow related to netrons"
Aaron: drawing?
[Richie choakes on boba]
Richie:...hold up....
Aaron: draw a person choaking on boba?
Richie:no draw the atom bomb or somthing -_-'

12/23/06
Sandy: last time he brought home like 2 big packages n i asked him what they were n he say they were anime and im like wtf
[almost the same time]
Sandy: crazy person
Richie: lucky guy...
Richie: lol
Sandy: ahah
Richie: this is going rite on my info
Sandy: your retarded
Richie: no, I'm Richie

12/22/06
[6th per]
Richie: ooo Jenny thinks shes a fairy now [sees halo thingy]
Jenny: you wear it.
[puts it on Richie]
Richie: huh?
Jenny: Ms. Koutsky doesnt Richie look pretty?
Richie: huh!?!?!?
Koutsky: [laughs]

12/22/06
Richie: erg my hairs always messing
Ashlyn: yeah
Richie: your not suppose to agree.
Ashlyn: yeah i know. lol
Richie: ~_~'........

2/12/06 [just remembered]
[while in the car]
Rubens cusin: hey, hey, spell Missippi
Richie: huh..?????? why
Rubens cusin: comon comon just spell it
Richie: alrite alrite, M I S S I P P I
Rubens cusin: AHAHHAHA you said I PP
Richie:..........I fell for a 4th grade joke
[Richie goes into a defeated state]

12/21/06
[Richies hands are dirty]
[while washes hand.....]
[mom comes by]
[turns off water] {Richie still washing}
Richie: Hey! >:o
Mom:
Riche: -_-' I'm telling dad!
Mom: oh yeah? You think I'm scared of him?
[dad gets home]
Richie: hey dad, mom did {this and this} then she said that she can beat you up anything, that your weak. [evil grin]
[dad starres at mom]
[walks over to her]
[gives kiss]
Mom: come and eat dinner
Richie: hey....

12/19/06
Tim: rich i know what to do for the food festival
Richie:?
Tim: ___________its a bit pricy but it should work
Richie: OMGSHH BRILLANT, ok lets go get sponsers from them then hahaha j/k
Tim: we just need to go to the headquarters in a wheel chair now.
Richie: ROFL

12/18/06
[mom walks through hallway]
[richie hids behind door]
[mom walks by]
[richie pops out]
{slow motion} 1 2 3[mom's face]
[slaps the hell outta richie]

[some time ago, forgot when]
[girl comes in cussing] {appearntly pissed at her boyfriend}
Girl: that fuckin ass, mother....ect
[keeps cussing as class stares]
student:whoa...
[girl notices whats happening]
Girl: oh shit
Saconne {teacher}:its ok you dont have to mind my virgin ears.
Class: ROFL

12/18/06
[1st per]
Kevin: So what was that word again "po kai"?
Andrew:yeah
[retard walks by]
Kevin: eh! po kai!
[retard turns around]
Retard: Good morning [gives huge smile revealing yellow hoarse like teeth]
All: EWGGGGGHHHH

12/18/06
[while play basket ball]
Alex: hey hold my glasses yay?
Peter: ah fuck no [pretends to break it]
Alex: eh if you break my glasses you wont have balls for the rest of your life.

12/16/06
Tim: Rich, 2.25 bow and arrow fishing permitted only for taking carp ,Sacaramento CA
Richie:ahahaha wanna borrow my bow?
Tim:nah, just impale it and attach a string, i dont know
Richie:no your rite...
Tim:I'm no bower
Richie: HARPOON GUN!!!!

12/13/06
Richie:Catherineee do you know whats gonna happen tomarrow
Catherine:no sry i dont predict the future D:
Richie: oh yeah its the presentations
Richie:oo thats rite you dont have that orb huh...?
Catherine: nope
Richie: darn...its really shiny
Catherine: lol, see u answered all your questions :]
Richie:wow....wow....your good, thanks
Catherine: yes my presence makes everything clear xDD

12/12/06
Richie: You ass!!! [chassing after Justin with rubberband gun]
[Justin runs around the house]
Richie:you'll never outrun me!
[Justin turns a corner and locks himself in bath room]
Richie:idiot you've cornered yourself
Justin: at least I'm an idiot with a phone
[locks door]
[10 secs later Richie hears dailing tune]
Justin: mom....
Richie: OH SHITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

12/12/06
Justin: guess how much I weigh?
Richie: 0 punds
Justin: No I'm 1 ounce
Mom: 1 ounce? no your brain weighs one ounce
[Justin cries]

12/11/06
[during basketball]
[playing against FOBs]
[Richie couldn't get the ball so he thought of somthing...]
Richie: Ho Cong Mo Lauo [trying to imatate chinese]
[FOB passes ball to Richie]
Richie: Hell Yeah!
[Richie's second time]

12/7/06
[during an assembly]
[girl/performer wearing a "hot" santa outfit comes out]
Girl: Comon comon Santas waiting
[group of girls come out, all wearing the santa outfit]
Nick: Man,I whish I was Santa
Richie: -_-'...

12/8/06
Rosso:oh, I think I'm sick oh allergic to somthing...[sneezes]
Student:what are you allergic to?
Rosso: you.
class: whoaaaa!!!

12/6/06
[during basketball]
Friend #1: dude i could have passed it
Friend #2: I couldnt get free of that FOB, his like flies on shit.

12/3/06

Richie: Jenny! What is your group gonna do for the project? [not a spy not a spy]
Jenny: lol, o were suppose to do a skit but I don't even know what I'm going to do XD
Richie: ah man, you were suppose to ask "Richie are you a spy?"
Jenny:oh
Richie
Are you a spy?
Richie: LOL
Jenny: XD

11/28/06
[while in the library...]
Elton: Scott stop cussing!
Scott: fa fa fa fuck, fa fa fa fuck, fuck a duck fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkk.

11/27/06
[while doing the dishes]
[Justin walks up to Richie]
Justin: [with a small water gun] the power compells
[shots Richie with water gun]
[Richie turns around, with wet hands]
Richie: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!
[sprinkles water on Justin]
[Justin screams out]
Justin: soap!!! My eyes [runs to mom]
[Richie looks and hand which was covered on foam from washing dishes]

11/21/06
[Per 5]
Aaron: I might not get a D to pass the class if I dont work harder.
George: Yeah, I dont think he'll make it
[silence....]
Michel: DUDE!!! dont say that at least give the guy some hope.
All: ROFL

11/21/06
Koutsky: this morning I found this, with a doctors number written on the back.
Student: it might be a ghost.
Kotusky: Then I guess its a ghost with a medical condition.
Class: LOL

11/16/06
Tim: Richie, on this lunch we will write a consitution.
[dramatic moment]
Tim: After i eat lunch.
Richie: [falls on face]

11/16/06
Richie: bet i can eat a whole cup of noodle in two mins
Ryan: Your gonna kill yourself.
[Richie goes off to buy one anyway]
Aaron: isnt the water hot?
[Richie eats]
[around 1:30, richie finishs]
Richie:.....my hearts on fire.....
Aaron and Ryan: LOL
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